Julian
@julipapa.bsky.social
Googling "How to turn Cheeto Puffs into Cheeto Crunchy" in an incognito window
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Googling "How to turn Cheeto Puffs into Cheeto Crunchy" in an incognito window
I would like to lose my marbles in the hull of a ship
July 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I would like to lose my marbles in the hull of a ship
I'm not saying we should keep Guantanamo Bay open. But if it is, I think we should send anyone who uses the phrase "horsey sauce" there
June 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm not saying we should keep Guantanamo Bay open. But if it is, I think we should send anyone who uses the phrase "horsey sauce" there
I would like to announce that I am entering a "Charleston Chew Phase"
This is particularly risky because I do not remember how much I like them
This is particularly risky because I do not remember how much I like them
June 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I would like to announce that I am entering a "Charleston Chew Phase"
This is particularly risky because I do not remember how much I like them
This is particularly risky because I do not remember how much I like them
This is me if you even care
June 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is me if you even care
Does No Kings include Burger King?
It's fine if it does I would just like to know
It's fine if it does I would just like to know
June 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Does No Kings include Burger King?
It's fine if it does I would just like to know
It's fine if it does I would just like to know
The House That Jack Built was not as good as Gremlins 2: The New Batch
June 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The House That Jack Built was not as good as Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Same
In Super Mario 64, getting burned while twirling preserves Mario's angular momentum. The next time he starts flying as Wing Mario, the preserved momentum from the twirl suddenly returns and spins Mario around.
June 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Same
Reposted by Julian
I'm the Michael Jordan of eating expired Frito Lay products that my mom gave me because she's friends with someone who works at the factory
May 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm the Michael Jordan of eating expired Frito Lay products that my mom gave me because she's friends with someone who works at the factory
I'm entering a rice and beans phase.
That means I'm going to be eating a lot of rice and beans, so if I am slow to respond, it is probably because I ate a lot of rice and beans and I'm very sleepy
If it is urgent, you can subscribe to my Patreon
I appreciate your understanding at this time.
That means I'm going to be eating a lot of rice and beans, so if I am slow to respond, it is probably because I ate a lot of rice and beans and I'm very sleepy
If it is urgent, you can subscribe to my Patreon
I appreciate your understanding at this time.
May 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm entering a rice and beans phase.
That means I'm going to be eating a lot of rice and beans, so if I am slow to respond, it is probably because I ate a lot of rice and beans and I'm very sleepy
If it is urgent, you can subscribe to my Patreon
I appreciate your understanding at this time.
That means I'm going to be eating a lot of rice and beans, so if I am slow to respond, it is probably because I ate a lot of rice and beans and I'm very sleepy
If it is urgent, you can subscribe to my Patreon
I appreciate your understanding at this time.
If this was the 80s or 90s we would have like 4 Cocaine Bears by now
Get on it please
Get on it please
April 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If this was the 80s or 90s we would have like 4 Cocaine Bears by now
Get on it please
Get on it please
I broke my favorite spoon while trying to scoop out ice cream with it
Fans of literary analysis will understand the deeper meaning
Fans of literary analysis will understand the deeper meaning
April 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I broke my favorite spoon while trying to scoop out ice cream with it
Fans of literary analysis will understand the deeper meaning
Fans of literary analysis will understand the deeper meaning
Reposted by Julian
I'm entering my peanut butter and jelly phase
I was having a sour food phase - putting malic acid in everything, but that got old after about a week
I was having a sour food phase - putting malic acid in everything, but that got old after about a week
April 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm entering my peanut butter and jelly phase
I was having a sour food phase - putting malic acid in everything, but that got old after about a week
I was having a sour food phase - putting malic acid in everything, but that got old after about a week