Tennessee Gal
@juliebyrd.bsky.social
University of Tennessee fan, chicken herder, lawyer, mother of 3, married to the best husband ever. Dogs are better than cats, and we have both. Lived in Tennessee all my life, but Colorado is my destination.
My blue heeler loves to sit in the driver's seat.
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My blue heeler loves to sit in the driver's seat.
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Rejoice! The weekend is here.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Rejoice! The weekend is here.
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Friday evening may seem far away, but Thursday will be here and gone before you know it.
Affirmation Coyote and a friend are making weekend plans already.
Affirmation Coyote and a friend are making weekend plans already.
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Friday evening may seem far away, but Thursday will be here and gone before you know it.
Affirmation Coyote and a friend are making weekend plans already.
Affirmation Coyote and a friend are making weekend plans already.
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Monday is over.
Take a breather with Affirmation Coyote to rest up for Tuesday.
Take a breather with Affirmation Coyote to rest up for Tuesday.
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Monday is over.
Take a breather with Affirmation Coyote to rest up for Tuesday.
Take a breather with Affirmation Coyote to rest up for Tuesday.
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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive?
You should try swimming with sharks...cost me an arm and a leg!
You should try swimming with sharks...cost me an arm and a leg!
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive?
You should try swimming with sharks...cost me an arm and a leg!
You should try swimming with sharks...cost me an arm and a leg!
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When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos.
She just wanted a shoulder to crayon.
She just wanted a shoulder to crayon.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos.
She just wanted a shoulder to crayon.
She just wanted a shoulder to crayon.
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For Affirmation Coyote friends who have Thursday and Friday off, congratulations! You are past the hump, and Wednesday will be an easy slide to Thanksgiving.
For those working or in other lands, stay strong!
For those working or in other lands, stay strong!
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
For Affirmation Coyote friends who have Thursday and Friday off, congratulations! You are past the hump, and Wednesday will be an easy slide to Thanksgiving.
For those working or in other lands, stay strong!
For those working or in other lands, stay strong!
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I have nothing to offer but baloney, salami, and tomatoes
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I have nothing to offer but baloney, salami, and tomatoes
My flock of chickens was decimated by some predator Saturday night. Nine of them are missing, one confirmed dead (found in yard). No signs of struggle, no feathers left behind. Ideas, anyone, of what predator could do such a clean job?
two brown chickens are standing next to each other and one has a red crest on its head
ALT: two brown chickens are standing next to each other and one has a red crest on its head
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November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My flock of chickens was decimated by some predator Saturday night. Nine of them are missing, one confirmed dead (found in yard). No signs of struggle, no feathers left behind. Ideas, anyone, of what predator could do such a clean job?
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They never fail to disappoint.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They never fail to disappoint.
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You're over the hump!
Just two days of toil until the weekend, M-F friends!
Just two days of toil until the weekend, M-F friends!
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You're over the hump!
Just two days of toil until the weekend, M-F friends!
Just two days of toil until the weekend, M-F friends!
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Affirmation Coyote is happy to report that this is AI.
Wile E. Coyote is a sad deluded perverted* coyote exploited by Chuck Jones. He was paid with ACME gift certificates.
*(He wanted to catch the roadrunner to eat it, but not "eat it" eat it.)
Wile E. Coyote is a sad deluded perverted* coyote exploited by Chuck Jones. He was paid with ACME gift certificates.
*(He wanted to catch the roadrunner to eat it, but not "eat it" eat it.)
After decades of effort, one thoughtless coyote ruins the fight against foolish stereotypes promulgated by those cartoons.
bsky.app/profile/cris...
bsky.app/profile/cris...
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Affirmation Coyote is happy to report that this is AI.
Wile E. Coyote is a sad deluded perverted* coyote exploited by Chuck Jones. He was paid with ACME gift certificates.
*(He wanted to catch the roadrunner to eat it, but not "eat it" eat it.)
Wile E. Coyote is a sad deluded perverted* coyote exploited by Chuck Jones. He was paid with ACME gift certificates.
*(He wanted to catch the roadrunner to eat it, but not "eat it" eat it.)
Nothing like a college football Saturday night. In Neyland Stadium vs Oklahoma.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Nothing like a college football Saturday night. In Neyland Stadium vs Oklahoma.
Three Golf Clubs Walk Into A Bar.
The putter orders a beer. The pitching wedge orders a gin and tonic.
The barman asks if the third one wants anything.
He replies: "No thanks, I'm the driver."
The putter orders a beer. The pitching wedge orders a gin and tonic.
The barman asks if the third one wants anything.
He replies: "No thanks, I'm the driver."
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Three Golf Clubs Walk Into A Bar.
The putter orders a beer. The pitching wedge orders a gin and tonic.
The barman asks if the third one wants anything.
He replies: "No thanks, I'm the driver."
The putter orders a beer. The pitching wedge orders a gin and tonic.
The barman asks if the third one wants anything.
He replies: "No thanks, I'm the driver."
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A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
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i used to not care about the quality of my coffee but then I was forced to drink really bad coffee for a couple weeks and now i can only drink good coffee, and that’s my coffee deal rn
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i used to not care about the quality of my coffee but then I was forced to drink really bad coffee for a couple weeks and now i can only drink good coffee, and that’s my coffee deal rn
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In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.
It was earie.
It was earie.
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.
It was earie.
It was earie.
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We have reached Thursday evening!
Just a brief, bracing slog tomorrow, and you will have arrived at the weekend!
Affirmation Coyote knows the way.
Just a brief, bracing slog tomorrow, and you will have arrived at the weekend!
Affirmation Coyote knows the way.
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We have reached Thursday evening!
Just a brief, bracing slog tomorrow, and you will have arrived at the weekend!
Affirmation Coyote knows the way.
Just a brief, bracing slog tomorrow, and you will have arrived at the weekend!
Affirmation Coyote knows the way.
Fascinated to learn that my Tesla Model 3, now salvage after a deer strike in June, is now located in Ukraine. I got a notification on my Tesla app Monday that my car had a low tire. Never deleted the app- use it to charge my non Tesla at Tesla superchargers now and again.
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Fascinated to learn that my Tesla Model 3, now salvage after a deer strike in June, is now located in Ukraine. I got a notification on my Tesla app Monday that my car had a low tire. Never deleted the app- use it to charge my non Tesla at Tesla superchargers now and again.
My Affordable Care Act premiums are increasing by 50%, from $1,150 to over $1,775 monthly. I have always paid full price for my ACA coverage. Trying to figure out what I will cut to pay the extra $625 a month. Food, maybe?
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My Affordable Care Act premiums are increasing by 50%, from $1,150 to over $1,775 monthly. I have always paid full price for my ACA coverage. Trying to figure out what I will cut to pay the extra $625 a month. Food, maybe?
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Congratulations, M-F friends! You made it over the Hump.
Enjoy the evening off and prepare to coast through Thursday.
For those with non-standard work-weeks, stay strong!
Enjoy the evening off and prepare to coast through Thursday.
For those with non-standard work-weeks, stay strong!
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Congratulations, M-F friends! You made it over the Hump.
Enjoy the evening off and prepare to coast through Thursday.
For those with non-standard work-weeks, stay strong!
Enjoy the evening off and prepare to coast through Thursday.
For those with non-standard work-weeks, stay strong!
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Affirmation Coyote likes to let their friends know about upcoming "National >>type of food<< Day" so they can plan ahead.
Tomorrow is National Candy Corn Day.
To each their own.
At least it isn't National Peeps Day.
Tomorrow is National Candy Corn Day.
To each their own.
At least it isn't National Peeps Day.
Candy Corn Candy Corn Parade GIF
ALT: Candy Corn Candy Corn Parade GIF
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October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Affirmation Coyote likes to let their friends know about upcoming "National >>type of food<< Day" so they can plan ahead.
Tomorrow is National Candy Corn Day.
To each their own.
At least it isn't National Peeps Day.
Tomorrow is National Candy Corn Day.
To each their own.
At least it isn't National Peeps Day.
Resident peacock @ my house. She eats our cat food, honks loudly before dawn, hangs out overnight on top of our cars (and leaves piles of bird-doo on them). She belonged to a neighbor who moved and left her behind. I wonder why?
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Resident peacock @ my house. She eats our cat food, honks loudly before dawn, hangs out overnight on top of our cars (and leaves piles of bird-doo on them). She belonged to a neighbor who moved and left her behind. I wonder why?
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The man who invented throat lozenges died last week...
There was no coffin at the funeral.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
October 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The man who invented throat lozenges died last week...
There was no coffin at the funeral.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
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Someone told me my clothes were gay.
I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."
I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."
October 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Someone told me my clothes were gay.
I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."
I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."