Juice Juicester Maximum
@juicer.bsky.social
Bees are pretty cool thank you bees
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Hello!
My name is Juice!
Any pronouns
I like Faust a regular amount
Talk to me about cars
My name is Juice!
Any pronouns
I like Faust a regular amount
Talk to me about cars
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
this was funnier in my head
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I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
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Drifter and Venator being assigned as lane buddies
February 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Drifter and Venator being assigned as lane buddies
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A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.
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this is my horse race tests OC, their name is space frog symphony
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 AM
this is my horse race tests OC, their name is space frog symphony
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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plankton in his sexy plankton voice: then when he's desperate, i'll take 6 or 7 krabby patties and get the krabby patty secret formula! nyeheheheheheh!!!
the bob: kills him
the bob: kills him
January 17, 2026 at 7:13 AM
plankton in his sexy plankton voice: then when he's desperate, i'll take 6 or 7 krabby patties and get the krabby patty secret formula! nyeheheheheheh!!!
the bob: kills him
the bob: kills him
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Joker All Vouice Lines
October 31, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Joker All Vouice Lines
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These guys again.
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
These guys again.
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I kept my tamagotchi alive 900 days!!
Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈
Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I kept my tamagotchi alive 900 days!!
Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈
Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
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An official Japanese 1988 guide for Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a small drawing of a Thwomp on the cover that, instead of the usual grimace, has a mischievous, cat-like expression. I have created a high-quality recreation of this Thwomp.
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
An official Japanese 1988 guide for Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a small drawing of a Thwomp on the cover that, instead of the usual grimace, has a mischievous, cat-like expression. I have created a high-quality recreation of this Thwomp.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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look! it is a "star bnuny" from the super marios of galaxy
July 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
look! it is a "star bnuny" from the super marios of galaxy
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had a really annoying day so i made it play basketball
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
had a really annoying day so i made it play basketball
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