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Dr Fingerbang
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Sabrina Carpenter voice: oh boy…
I’m getting better about using the word impaired with my clients and colleagues, my therapist will be proud. It’s really hard for me to vocalize limitations. It’s also such a rare condition that I get exhausted and frustrated trying to explain it and that no I don’t have a game plan yet.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Officially a hum1ra failure cross your fingers my evil ass insurance will let me try the next med my doc wants 🙏
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just saw someone add raw white onion to a charcuterie plate it is making me want to go back to bed
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Christian Siriano is so charming how does he only ever get cuter
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My kid thought the Edmund Fitzgerald was a ship name like Edmund/Fitzgerald
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Seven minute warning for time to crank up the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🎶🚢
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Honestly impressed I made it six weeks into a nightmare medical journey before having a sobbing meltdown in front of a provider 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I wore my save a horse ride a cowgirl shirt to the neurologist 🤪
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It happened to me: I washed my sheets and now I have to make my bed
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Working on the weekend because I have a four hour neurology appointment tomorrow and too many work deadlines 💀
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have five specialist appointments this week lolcry Sunday scaries are coming on strong
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The number of times I open my period tracking app hoping for some explanation and it’s like this is day 14 my dude you are just depressed
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Reposted by Dr Fingerbang
THE most quotable line of all time. So good they put it in there twice. #SKKS
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have walked 15 miles this week 🫡
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I try not to be an ultra grudge holder but there are a few that remain pretty vivid including: an acquaintance yelling at my autistic kid about misbehaving *during a hurricane evacuation*, and being kicked out of a discord server for not being horny enough *when I was having a mental health crisis*
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Yeah, this one fucked me directly up
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Tonight will be the last night of my tolerance break and I’ve been such a good boy and I’m going to get so zooted tomorrow night lol
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I do not like finishing work in the dark
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Christmas music should be illegal in November (and honestly always)
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Cold brew is either gonna save me from this headache or make my life miserable lets find out
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
no one talk to me or my son (the Edmund Fitzgerald) again
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I tell you what being told to keep a close eye on a degenerative health situation while also having medical OCD is a fucking trip
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Love adding a skin biopsy to the relentless health shenanigans I’m experiencing lol I am like 24/7 fighting off relentless despair
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I had seven meetings today lol
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I threw a mop soaked with Fabuloso into my laundry and I fear my underwear will never smell the same
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM