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Judge Mills
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Isuzu (not a cult) Owner

Washington State
2014, when my hometown made the front page of Reddit. What an honor.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
BREAKING CLAM NEWS

from the razor clam Facebook group

Because of course I'm in it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We are in Niles antiquing.
🧵
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
@mrburnsns.bsky.social We will never stop winning.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I want YOU to appreciate my glorious mustache, as it may disappear tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Breaking
Clam
News
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
BREAKING CLAM NEWS
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hold the hell on... The lady in Candyman WASN'T Gillian Anderson!?
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
GENERAL ELECTRIC PROVIDES
cc: @tamerlaneblog.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It shoulda been me!

#SaveTheElks
Who from weird car twitter is going to So Cal Radwood this Saturday? I'm driving my El Camino down, but haven't decided is I should actually enter it.

#weirdcarbs
October 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Half the citizens here raised a fit when voters passed a bond to fund a police station, which replaced a double wide trailer that was rotting into oblivion. "Oh just buy some boards."

The same happens when building a new school goes to the voters.

But they all seem fine with this.
October 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Riding this mustache into the World Series. GoMs!
October 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
NAYLOR FOR MAYOR
October 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My memory is so fuzzy now. I didn't remember that in 2001 Jay Buhner didn't play until September on that epic team. Ichiro replaced him. We got all those wins and he essentially didn't contribute. And looking at the playoff roster, it's not as epic as I remembered.
October 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by Judge Mills
It was a beautiful Sunday in Portland. Farmer’s markets, the Portland Marathon, peaceful protests, and some views of Mt. Hood. This city is vibrant, peaceful, and resilient. We do not need a federal occupation, and we sure as hell don’t want one.
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What are we going to do, send soldiers to Union Jacks?
*banjo picking and sporadic musket fire* dearest martha, the horrors of war-torn portland cannot even be described
September 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
When did Vanilla Ice become a weather man in Seattle
September 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If I was a billionaire I would use the money for good, like buying the rights to the Eagles Catalog and taking it off all streaming platforms and rescind the use from movies and radio so we never have to hear them again.
September 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Etsy alert says we have something you'd be really interested in...

That ain't it, Bud.
September 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Uh... ?
September 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I fudged a bit with magic eraser.

#CarsOfHoquiam
September 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Do y'all want to see a bunch of pics from the Hoquiam Logger's Playday Parade? I didn't see much controversial stuff this year, which I'm hoping is a sign of change to come. The only Trump crap was from the local Republican group's float.
#CarsOfHoquiam
September 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You leave my favorite *weekends are for the boys* town alone..
September 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If there's been any chat on the Prelude, I missed it. I'd like to test drive it.
Listen, new vehicles will continue to evolve into egg shapes and I need to support sedans and coupes as long as I can. Is it slow? Yes. Automatic only? Yes. But do you know what it isn't? A Chevy Trax or a Ford Escape.
September 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I keep telling myself I don't need a boat...
The boater was strangely reticent to talk to us about it, but what a boat and trailer combo.
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM