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Juan Font Alonso
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Cloud and DevOps infrastructure at the European Space Agency (esa.int). ~~ Opinions are my own ~~

Creator of headscale.net.

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Halo 3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZG...
Halo 3: ODST www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWSL...
Halo: Reach www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-_...

Might be biased, but the 2000s were an unbelievable moment for video games. Those three Halo games are absolute art, and those trailers in particular.
Halo : Reach | Remember Reach trailer - long version XBox 360
YouTube video by moviemaniacsDE
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Steam Machine
Your games on the big screen
store.steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Irish antimilitarism is funny because the core premise is that Ireland‘s history of British exploitation is exactly why defense of Ireland‘s airspace and sea lanes should be mostly outsourced to the United Kingdom.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery

absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Our cover this week

“Europe should take heart and recognise its own strength. Its military budget is already four times larger than Russia’s; its economy is ten times larger. Far from shying away from a financial contest with the Kremlin, Europe should embrace it—and win the war”
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 AM
November 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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If Microsoft do not make a firm statement against this soon, I'm pretty sure I'm upgrading them to Boycott For Life.

This is utterly reprehensible and if they somehow endorse this naked, virulent bigotry, they are a valid target forevermore.
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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"Si no me miro al espejo, todavía me considero una joven promesa de la literatura española.
Lo último que se pierde en la vida no es la esperanza, sino la vanidad"
Eduardo Mendoza.

Qué merecido el premio Princesa de Asturias de las Letras.
October 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
La vacuna contra la bronquiolitis funcionó: 10.000 bebés no fueron al hospital

elpais.com/espana/2025-...
La vacuna contra la bronquiolitis funcionó: 10.000 bebés no fueron al hospital
En 2023, España inmunizó con un anticuerpo monoclonal a los recién nacidos. Los datos de la primera temporada muestran su efectividad: el virus siguió entre nosotros pero los bebés la esquivaron
elpais.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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I don't want to exaggerate or be controversial but it kind of seems like AI is a huge steaming shit taken on everything by techbrahs who are not fully normal or human
I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Opinions about Ukraine have practically become a litmus test for how a person feels about liberal democracy more broadly.
In Hungary, pro-Orbán demonstrators marched on Republic Day chanting “We don’t want to die for Ukraine” and waving national flags. Protesters carried signs rejecting support for Kyiv, reflecting growing anti-Ukrainian sentiment among the Hungarian far-right.
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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bro just one more $40bn, I swear one more $40bn will fix it bro
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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"Signal, an encrypted messaging service designed to resist government surveillance and corporate data harvesting, becomes unreachable because Amazon’s servers fail."
Today's AWS outage, which affected a range of websites and applications—from Signal to Fortnite to key UK government services—reveals the dangers of relying on a handful of Big Tech firms, write Article 19's Corinne Cath and Don Le. These are not glitches; they are democratic failures, they say.
Amazon Cloud Outage Reveals Democratic Deficit in Relying on Big Tech | TechPolicy.Press
The AWS outage demonstrates the need for a fundamental shift in how we think about digital infrastructure, write Corinne Cath and Don Le.
www.techpolicy.press
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Only an American with no appreciation of Europe or its history could come up with this.
🥴🤡Trump envoy Witkoff pressed the Ukrainian delegation on handing over Donetsk region to Russia during a meeting on Friday, - WP.

He used the Kremlin's key argument that the region is predominantly Russian-speaking.
October 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I find it incredible that in the Year of Our Lord 2025 you can't transfer an eSIM from an Android phone into another.
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Despite appearances, this is not a @nytpitchbot.bsky.social joke, it's an actual @nytimes.com column by some Claremont hack who praises Hegseth for his "nuanced vision of the military’s purpose and its relationship to civilian society."
October 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Imagine being Angela Merkel, who spent her entire career being relentlessly mocked - in policy and in word - by Viktor Orbán. And here, in retirement, you go to Hungary to essentially run a little personal campaign to shore up all his narratives, even against your own old party in Germany. Just lol
🇩🇪🤔🇭🇺 Merkel: I never saw Orbán as Putin’s Trojan horse in the EU. That’s absurd, nonsense.
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Macron: 🇫🇷 "Hemos cedido nuestro espacio democrático público a redes sociales de grandes corporaciones estadounidenses y chinas que priorizan intereses distintos a los de nuestra democracia."
October 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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2015: Don’t read the comments

2025: The comments are now in charge
October 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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“The source told CBS News that [Kash Patel and Dan Bongino] asked for "large, beefy" agents to conduct an arrest of Comey "in full kit," including Kevlar vests and exterior wear emblazoned with the FBI logo.” The leadership of the FBI is now in the hands of infantile psychopaths.
The FBI is weighing an arrest and perp walk for Comey — and suspended an agent for refusing to help, sources say
The FBI is considering carrying out a "showy" arrest and perp walk of the agency's now-indicted ex-Director James Comey, sources tell CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
October 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM