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you guys
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Real food like Evander Holyfield’s ear? Truly deranged
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
when ur dominatrix is german
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 AM
#WhenTaken #716 (12.02.2026)

I scored 746/1000🎗️

1️⃣📍75.7 km - 🗓️53 yrs - 🥉96/200
2️⃣📍1.3K km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥈160/200
3️⃣📍364 m - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇198/200
4️⃣📍364 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇175/200
5️⃣📍2.6K km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥉117/200

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February 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Maybe we should ignore people who misunderstand things professionally
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
My favorite little thing from the halftime show was when he woke up that kid at the wedding, because I have been that sleeping kid at a wedding 😭
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Someone’s gonna teach a history class off this, good god
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I got got by that Backstreet karaoke, I’m gonna fight someone
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
“How can I enjoy halftime if I don’t understand the lyrics-“ lemme stop you right there, Spanish is my first language and I never understand Benito on the first listen, just vibe with it
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It’ll take several TBIs to get “whomst I am tornt betweenst“ out of my head i love it so much #muppets
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
They turned that one xkcd into a job
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
National broadcast doesn’t even know about 4th quarter chicken smh gimme EJ and KRay back
February 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
He’s not the bad boy of skating, but he’s looking for ‘em
Spanish figure skater Tomàs-Llorenç Guarino Sabaté will, after all, perform to a ‘Minions’ song in the Olympics. ‘It was a bigger sensation than any of us thought,’ one analyst says. ‘The Minions broke down the walls of the figure skating community.’
How One Olympian Fought for the Right to Skate Like a Minion
Spanish figure skater Tomàs-Llorenç Guarino Sabaté will, after all, perform to a ‘Minions’ song in the Olympics. ‘It was a bigger sensation than any of us thought,’ one analyst says. ‘The Minions broke down the walls of the figure skating community.’
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February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Portland is a cool city and all, but we can’t allow ourselves to be beaten by a team that designs their uniforms based off their airport carpet
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Remember when the suns could shoot 3s? That was cool
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Do the Simpsons update their side characters over the decades, or just keep their canonical ages the same? Is it Nu-Metal Stu now?
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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thank you everyone for being so kind about my new website mothership.blog 😭 @zoehhannah.com and i invented our dream jobs and now we get to have them because of all of your support. please share it with anyone who you think would enjoy reading it
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
why does greg bovino dress like a school shooter tho
January 26, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Rise and grind everyone, only 4 days left
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I finally said screw it and paid for Suns Live and the first (1st) thing I see when I opened the app was Devin Booker rolling his ankle 😑😑😑😑😑😑
January 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
ICE is doing some vile demonic shit and I don’t understand how people could think more training could fix it
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Last night I took our toddler out to watch the suns game to give my wife a break and the first thing he said coming back was “mama, I go to the boom room!” 🥹
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
oh no am i too late to see it ☹️
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Heated Rivalry episode 3
January 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM