juan
@juan2threezy.bsky.social
Photography - Dad stuff - Suns - Built Different (worse) - He/Him
Hooting and hollering at my leftovers sandwich like I’m austin powers doing a photo shoot
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hooting and hollering at my leftovers sandwich like I’m austin powers doing a photo shoot
me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
me waking up and opening this app
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
Turning on basketball on a cup day
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Turning on basketball on a cup day
Randy: So, what brings you in for insurance?
Person sweating profusely: uuuuuhh nothing in particular
Person sweating profusely: uuuuuhh nothing in particular
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Randy: So, what brings you in for insurance?
Person sweating profusely: uuuuuhh nothing in particular
Person sweating profusely: uuuuuhh nothing in particular
Live look at the NY Post newsroom
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Live look at the NY Post newsroom
I can’t watch the game but I need to know if the Phoenix Suns managed to guard the world’s most unguardable man or if he’s just having an off night 🤔🤔
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I can’t watch the game but I need to know if the Phoenix Suns managed to guard the world’s most unguardable man or if he’s just having an off night 🤔🤔
3.5 seconds after a toddler sees you’re asleep
October 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
3.5 seconds after a toddler sees you’re asleep
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
D&D one shot for a bachelor party, gotta bring out the nice dice
October 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
D&D one shot for a bachelor party, gotta bring out the nice dice
Hey is it “posturing” to not want your majority Latino fanbase to get kidnapped by ICE at your shows?
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hey is it “posturing” to not want your majority Latino fanbase to get kidnapped by ICE at your shows?
Go to the Chandler downtown library in one hour if you want an ass kicking
September 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Go to the Chandler downtown library in one hour if you want an ass kicking
I didn’t know Futurama was still making bangers
September 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I didn’t know Futurama was still making bangers
How your email finds me
September 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
How your email finds me
GOOD FUCKIN MOVIE. The day I watched it I was wearing a smartwatch that tracks stress and you could track the whole story progression on the graph 😂
September 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
GOOD FUCKIN MOVIE. The day I watched it I was wearing a smartwatch that tracks stress and you could track the whole story progression on the graph 😂
No clear answers on whether Trump signed the Epstein birthday book
September 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
No clear answers on whether Trump signed the Epstein birthday book
The Musical Instrument Museum has a temporary Stradivarius exhibit with other rare instruments and this guitar was my favorite. It’s 400 years old! LOOK AT HOW INTRICATE THE SOUND HOLE IS!! SORRY FOR SHOUTING!!
September 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Musical Instrument Museum has a temporary Stradivarius exhibit with other rare instruments and this guitar was my favorite. It’s 400 years old! LOOK AT HOW INTRICATE THE SOUND HOLE IS!! SORRY FOR SHOUTING!!
Doctor I trust more than RFK jr...
September 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK jr...
Had some great pinball therapy yesterday
August 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Had some great pinball therapy yesterday
DC feds when someone throws a sandwich at them
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
DC feds when someone throws a sandwich at them
Read this wapo article for instant brain damage
August 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Read this wapo article for instant brain damage
New Anamanaguchi fuckin rips btw
August 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
New Anamanaguchi fuckin rips btw
No one asked but here it is! Lily58 with an added trackpoint because I’m incapable of leaving my thinkpad days behind. Probs gonna print a new case soon
August 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
No one asked but here it is! Lily58 with an added trackpoint because I’m incapable of leaving my thinkpad days behind. Probs gonna print a new case soon