Jemison Thorsby
@jthorsbyesq.bsky.social
Raised by raccoons. Into dumpster diving and compulsive hand-washing. Not a lawyer.
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
Clarence Thomas won't stop until the white people who bought him have the ability to legitimately own him.
www.newsweek.com/supreme-cour...
www.newsweek.com/supreme-cour...
Clarence Thomas urges "reexamination' of 150-year-old civil rights statute
Associate Justice Clarence Thomas has had many thoughts on a section of federal code over the years.
www.newsweek.com
June 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Clarence Thomas won't stop until the white people who bought him have the ability to legitimately own him.
www.newsweek.com/supreme-cour...
www.newsweek.com/supreme-cour...
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ELON: "Hey! That guy I made president is a pedophile!!"
June 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ELON: "Hey! That guy I made president is a pedophile!!"
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OH MY GOD, YOU ALL.
I have to tell you what just happened.
I AM DANCING ON A CLOUD RIGHT NOW.
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I have to tell you what just happened.
I AM DANCING ON A CLOUD RIGHT NOW.
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four small dogs are dancing in the sky with clouds
ALT: four small dogs are dancing in the sky with clouds
media.tenor.com
May 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
OH MY GOD, YOU ALL.
I have to tell you what just happened.
I AM DANCING ON A CLOUD RIGHT NOW.
1/
I have to tell you what just happened.
I AM DANCING ON A CLOUD RIGHT NOW.
1/
Chutes & Ladders
If you ever snap and kill a CEO what game will the media blame for your actions
May 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Chutes & Ladders
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Puberty blockers for trans kids were literally already a middle of the line compromise with a transphobic society, but the Overton window has shifted so much that puberty blockers are seen as like, the Most Radical choice lol
May 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Puberty blockers for trans kids were literally already a middle of the line compromise with a transphobic society, but the Overton window has shifted so much that puberty blockers are seen as like, the Most Radical choice lol
@maryrziegler.bsky.social heard your interview on Fast Politics with @mollyjongfast.bsky.social today. Fascinating interview. I live in one of those Gilead wannabe states (Alabama).
May 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
@maryrziegler.bsky.social heard your interview on Fast Politics with @mollyjongfast.bsky.social today. Fascinating interview. I live in one of those Gilead wannabe states (Alabama).
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it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months
April 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months
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The VA is trying to sniff out anti-Christian bias within the ranks, even setting up a hotline for employees to rat out colleagues: Anti-ChristianBiasReporting@va.gov
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-in-r...
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-in-r...
April 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The VA is trying to sniff out anti-Christian bias within the ranks, even setting up a hotline for employees to rat out colleagues: Anti-ChristianBiasReporting@va.gov
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-in-r...
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-in-r...
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Call out for help. Are you seeing company's listing "tariff surcharges" on their reciepts? I've begun spotting a few. But am curious how widespread this is. Send a screenshot if you're comfortable. DMs are open. Or just in the replies.
May 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Call out for help. Are you seeing company's listing "tariff surcharges" on their reciepts? I've begun spotting a few. But am curious how widespread this is. Send a screenshot if you're comfortable. DMs are open. Or just in the replies.
How did we miss this?
May 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
How did we miss this?
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Trump owes his presidency and freedom to due process. Now, he’s shredding this foundational constitutional right for everyone else.
Commentary from @swin24.bsky.social ⤵️
Commentary from @swin24.bsky.social ⤵️
Trump, Who Owes His Freedom To Due Process, Is Destroying It for Everyone Else
Donald Trump owes his presidency and freedom to due process. Now, he says America can’t give everyone a trial — no matter what the Constitution says.
www.rollingstone.com
April 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Trump owes his presidency and freedom to due process. Now, he’s shredding this foundational constitutional right for everyone else.
Commentary from @swin24.bsky.social ⤵️
Commentary from @swin24.bsky.social ⤵️
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Everybody a nigga to me. It's just niggas that can say nigga and niggas that can't.
April 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Everybody a nigga to me. It's just niggas that can say nigga and niggas that can't.
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"Benny is just flailing because he can't accept reality right now. And he knows full well that if the tables were turned, he would be going on a scorched earth tirade about how all of these people should resign or, worse, be prosecuted criminally... Are you that much of a partisan hack?"
March 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Benny is just flailing because he can't accept reality right now. And he knows full well that if the tables were turned, he would be going on a scorched earth tirade about how all of these people should resign or, worse, be prosecuted criminally... Are you that much of a partisan hack?"
How many times do we think Pete Hegseth's grandmother got texted the plans for the high school keg party?
March 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
How many times do we think Pete Hegseth's grandmother got texted the plans for the high school keg party?
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white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge
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TRUMP: “We don’t have to buy Gaza. We’ll take it.”
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔
Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔
Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.
February 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
TRUMP: “We don’t have to buy Gaza. We’ll take it.”
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔
Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔
Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.
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NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
EXCLUSIVE: Hackers leak cop manuals for departments nationwide after breaching major provider
Critics accuse the company of wielding outsized private influence on public policing.
www.dailydot.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
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I seriously don’t know this country anymore.
Trump’s America: Where diplomacy gets evicted.
Trump’s America: Where diplomacy gets evicted.
February 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I seriously don’t know this country anymore.
Trump’s America: Where diplomacy gets evicted.
Trump’s America: Where diplomacy gets evicted.