J. Thornbury, author
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I write stories and essays that are commercially unviable, and therefore of no merit whatsoever. they/them
Read my writing at https://jthornburyauthor.com/
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J Thornbury writes stories and essays that are commercially unviable, and therefore of no merit whatsoever.
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Feeling down today? Have a read of this short story.
"I think I needed this one today."
"... Incredible piece of writing. It’s so emotive and engaging and it’s powerfully hopeful and intensely realistic."
How We Got Over It, a short story about struggling
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"I think I needed this one today."
"... Incredible piece of writing. It’s so emotive and engaging and it’s powerfully hopeful and intensely realistic."
How We Got Over It, a short story about struggling
jthornburyauthor.com#shortstoryhwgoi
I've been quiet for a while. It's been due to a number of factors, the most prominent of which is poor health.
I need surgery, and I'm stuck in limbo. Please help.
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I need surgery, and I'm stuck in limbo. Please help.
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September 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I've been quiet for a while. It's been due to a number of factors, the most prominent of which is poor health.
I need surgery, and I'm stuck in limbo. Please help.
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
I need surgery, and I'm stuck in limbo. Please help.
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
The sole thing I'm content with? I saw this shit with LA coming.
...In fact, thinking about it, the DOGE part was the only stuff I got wrong...
...Hmmm.
...In fact, thinking about it, the DOGE part was the only stuff I got wrong...
...Hmmm.
So, what happened to the near-future novel I was writing?
It's parked on ice. Plot was solid, tested really well, but I made the crucial mistake of being way too optimistic about the progress of fascism in the USA.
However, I also overestimated their competence in executing their schemes, frankly.
It's parked on ice. Plot was solid, tested really well, but I made the crucial mistake of being way too optimistic about the progress of fascism in the USA.
However, I also overestimated their competence in executing their schemes, frankly.
June 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The sole thing I'm content with? I saw this shit with LA coming.
...In fact, thinking about it, the DOGE part was the only stuff I got wrong...
...Hmmm.
...In fact, thinking about it, the DOGE part was the only stuff I got wrong...
...Hmmm.
So, what happened to the near-future novel I was writing?
It's parked on ice. Plot was solid, tested really well, but I made the crucial mistake of being way too optimistic about the progress of fascism in the USA.
However, I also overestimated their competence in executing their schemes, frankly.
It's parked on ice. Plot was solid, tested really well, but I made the crucial mistake of being way too optimistic about the progress of fascism in the USA.
However, I also overestimated their competence in executing their schemes, frankly.
June 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
So, what happened to the near-future novel I was writing?
It's parked on ice. Plot was solid, tested really well, but I made the crucial mistake of being way too optimistic about the progress of fascism in the USA.
However, I also overestimated their competence in executing their schemes, frankly.
It's parked on ice. Plot was solid, tested really well, but I made the crucial mistake of being way too optimistic about the progress of fascism in the USA.
However, I also overestimated their competence in executing their schemes, frankly.
My hard tilt to utopian fiction would cause a small thunderclap.
April 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My hard tilt to utopian fiction would cause a small thunderclap.
Going to be real, the current vibe of the Democrats and the popular protests is this comic from 2005.
April 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Going to be real, the current vibe of the Democrats and the popular protests is this comic from 2005.
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A government against protest is authoritarian, and Authoritarianism becomes Fascism as soon as shit hits the fan.
Check out Sinan's video: it's good, actually.
More generally, please support voices like Sinan's by liking and sharing, especially outside your usual circles. We need this pushback.
Check out Sinan's video: it's good, actually.
More generally, please support voices like Sinan's by liking and sharing, especially outside your usual circles. We need this pushback.
New video's live and it's all about protest, why it's good and why Labour are still being such weirdos about it (it's because they hate everything good about life) youtu.be/dIQbx0IzXHU
Protest is good and I'm sick of politicians pretending it's not
YouTube video by SKTheCrusader
youtu.be
March 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
A government against protest is authoritarian, and Authoritarianism becomes Fascism as soon as shit hits the fan.
Check out Sinan's video: it's good, actually.
More generally, please support voices like Sinan's by liking and sharing, especially outside your usual circles. We need this pushback.
Check out Sinan's video: it's good, actually.
More generally, please support voices like Sinan's by liking and sharing, especially outside your usual circles. We need this pushback.
If all the Americans asking Canada to save them through annexation were serious, what they'd actually say is "I want to be Canadian." That they don't is really telling about how they see Canada's role: in support of American protagonism.
March 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If all the Americans asking Canada to save them through annexation were serious, what they'd actually say is "I want to be Canadian." That they don't is really telling about how they see Canada's role: in support of American protagonism.
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Today, we are announcing the formation of United Videogame Workers-CWA, an industry-wide union formed by @codecwa.bsky.social and @cwaunion.bsky.social 💪🎮
We're launching at #GDC2025 this morning to build a video game industry that works for us. We're done playing.
We're launching at #GDC2025 this morning to build a video game industry that works for us. We're done playing.
March 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Today, we are announcing the formation of United Videogame Workers-CWA, an industry-wide union formed by @codecwa.bsky.social and @cwaunion.bsky.social 💪🎮
We're launching at #GDC2025 this morning to build a video game industry that works for us. We're done playing.
We're launching at #GDC2025 this morning to build a video game industry that works for us. We're done playing.
Staring into the cold, dark void into which every society on earth is slowly being tipped, and asking "At what point do we admit this arrangement has failed, and eat the rich?"
March 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Staring into the cold, dark void into which every society on earth is slowly being tipped, and asking "At what point do we admit this arrangement has failed, and eat the rich?"
Cynic in me thinks AOC, pretty captured these days, is the sanctioned opposition to the current Democratic leadership , and her job will be to head off the "Replace the incumbents!" movement by taking the lead and making sure their replacements are still fundamentally libs (despite fiery rhetoric).
March 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Cynic in me thinks AOC, pretty captured these days, is the sanctioned opposition to the current Democratic leadership , and her job will be to head off the "Replace the incumbents!" movement by taking the lead and making sure their replacements are still fundamentally libs (despite fiery rhetoric).
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All the criticisms I've made of Canada's Medical Assistance in Dying programme, how it's smiling and polite eugenics against the poor and disabled, applies here.
If you don't take a stand against this, I'm sorry, but you're sitting by while they gear up to murder the disabled. You have been warned.
If you don't take a stand against this, I'm sorry, but you're sitting by while they gear up to murder the disabled. You have been warned.
March 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
All the criticisms I've made of Canada's Medical Assistance in Dying programme, how it's smiling and polite eugenics against the poor and disabled, applies here.
If you don't take a stand against this, I'm sorry, but you're sitting by while they gear up to murder the disabled. You have been warned.
If you don't take a stand against this, I'm sorry, but you're sitting by while they gear up to murder the disabled. You have been warned.
Man, when even fucking Colbert is criticising the Democrats for doing nothing, they're really far out on a limb.
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Man, when even fucking Colbert is criticising the Democrats for doing nothing, they're really far out on a limb.
Love the strategy they landed on for trying to monster Luigi Mangione:
"Everyone says he's hot so... how about we try to portray him as a narcissist? Yeah, he did a thing people universally approve of, but he only did it for attention!"
How do they soft launch it?
"Hot guy made sex tapes!"
"Everyone says he's hot so... how about we try to portray him as a narcissist? Yeah, he did a thing people universally approve of, but he only did it for attention!"
How do they soft launch it?
"Hot guy made sex tapes!"
March 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Love the strategy they landed on for trying to monster Luigi Mangione:
"Everyone says he's hot so... how about we try to portray him as a narcissist? Yeah, he did a thing people universally approve of, but he only did it for attention!"
How do they soft launch it?
"Hot guy made sex tapes!"
"Everyone says he's hot so... how about we try to portray him as a narcissist? Yeah, he did a thing people universally approve of, but he only did it for attention!"
How do they soft launch it?
"Hot guy made sex tapes!"
All those "Showing gratitude increases mental wellbeing!" studies you hear about: how many of them control for actually having something to feel grateful about? Seems to me that would be the more crucial component, no?
March 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
All those "Showing gratitude increases mental wellbeing!" studies you hear about: how many of them control for actually having something to feel grateful about? Seems to me that would be the more crucial component, no?
Anyone else noticed how Employee Appreciation days/weeks/months have morphed from being appreciation of the employees by their employers to being opportunities for employees to "show gratitude" to each other?
March 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Anyone else noticed how Employee Appreciation days/weeks/months have morphed from being appreciation of the employees by their employers to being opportunities for employees to "show gratitude" to each other?
Kinda wild - that the only thing standing between the US Dollar being the global reserve currency and an astonishing bank run collapsing said dollar is a bunch of finance guys wrongly telling themselves "Well the government won't drain the accounts of anyone like /me/."
February 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Kinda wild - that the only thing standing between the US Dollar being the global reserve currency and an astonishing bank run collapsing said dollar is a bunch of finance guys wrongly telling themselves "Well the government won't drain the accounts of anyone like /me/."
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looking forward to getting an MRI later this month at the *squints* "MRI Van"?
aye, sounds legit. don't mind me - i'm just off down the Taco Truck to get a colonoscopy. made an appointment at the Hotdog Cart to get an ultrasound. if you hear the ice cream jingle, that's just me getting an xray.
aye, sounds legit. don't mind me - i'm just off down the Taco Truck to get a colonoscopy. made an appointment at the Hotdog Cart to get an ultrasound. if you hear the ice cream jingle, that's just me getting an xray.
February 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
looking forward to getting an MRI later this month at the *squints* "MRI Van"?
aye, sounds legit. don't mind me - i'm just off down the Taco Truck to get a colonoscopy. made an appointment at the Hotdog Cart to get an ultrasound. if you hear the ice cream jingle, that's just me getting an xray.
aye, sounds legit. don't mind me - i'm just off down the Taco Truck to get a colonoscopy. made an appointment at the Hotdog Cart to get an ultrasound. if you hear the ice cream jingle, that's just me getting an xray.
And the laundry is now put away!
In lighter news, excuse me while I do some ADHD bragging:
For the first time since I started living where I am, I am completely on top of my laundry.
Now comes the hard part: actually folding and putting stuff away...
For the first time since I started living where I am, I am completely on top of my laundry.
Now comes the hard part: actually folding and putting stuff away...
February 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And the laundry is now put away!
I won this! Carolyn's craft is absolutely phenomenal. I love this blanket so much — it's going to be my companion throughout the years ahead. Despite being woven from cool blue, it feels emotionally warm in a way I can't quite describe.
I genuinely can't recommend her work highly enough.
I genuinely can't recommend her work highly enough.
February 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I won this! Carolyn's craft is absolutely phenomenal. I love this blanket so much — it's going to be my companion throughout the years ahead. Despite being woven from cool blue, it feels emotionally warm in a way I can't quite describe.
I genuinely can't recommend her work highly enough.
I genuinely can't recommend her work highly enough.
AI can't really do hands holding things naturally, and it can't do perspective of objects held by hands. Look at the hand of the person in the red jacket holding the white flag: the stick breaks perspective either side of the hand.
Fuck this theft engine shit. I'm so tired of them cheaping out.
Fuck this theft engine shit. I'm so tired of them cheaping out.
February 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
AI can't really do hands holding things naturally, and it can't do perspective of objects held by hands. Look at the hand of the person in the red jacket holding the white flag: the stick breaks perspective either side of the hand.
Fuck this theft engine shit. I'm so tired of them cheaping out.
Fuck this theft engine shit. I'm so tired of them cheaping out.
In lighter news, excuse me while I do some ADHD bragging:
For the first time since I started living where I am, I am completely on top of my laundry.
Now comes the hard part: actually folding and putting stuff away...
For the first time since I started living where I am, I am completely on top of my laundry.
Now comes the hard part: actually folding and putting stuff away...
February 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In lighter news, excuse me while I do some ADHD bragging:
For the first time since I started living where I am, I am completely on top of my laundry.
Now comes the hard part: actually folding and putting stuff away...
For the first time since I started living where I am, I am completely on top of my laundry.
Now comes the hard part: actually folding and putting stuff away...
There's an amazing little trend on Liberal Bluesky I want to point out.
Left: Do X, Y, and Z! 😡
Lib: Dems are doing all they can, stop hounding them. 🤫
*Dems do X and it works*
Left: Okay! Now Y and Z! 😠
Lib: Typical; now the Left is saying X isn't enough. These children are never satisfied 🙄
Left: Do X, Y, and Z! 😡
Lib: Dems are doing all they can, stop hounding them. 🤫
*Dems do X and it works*
Left: Okay! Now Y and Z! 😠
Lib: Typical; now the Left is saying X isn't enough. These children are never satisfied 🙄
Senator Andy Kim just went to the USAID building, talked to the security guard there to confirm employees are being barred entry, and then did a press gaggle right there in front to call it out.
This is doing something. This is making an effort on messaging. Other Democratic lawmakers: take notes.
This is doing something. This is making an effort on messaging. Other Democratic lawmakers: take notes.
February 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There's an amazing little trend on Liberal Bluesky I want to point out.
Left: Do X, Y, and Z! 😡
Lib: Dems are doing all they can, stop hounding them. 🤫
*Dems do X and it works*
Left: Okay! Now Y and Z! 😠
Lib: Typical; now the Left is saying X isn't enough. These children are never satisfied 🙄
Left: Do X, Y, and Z! 😡
Lib: Dems are doing all they can, stop hounding them. 🤫
*Dems do X and it works*
Left: Okay! Now Y and Z! 😠
Lib: Typical; now the Left is saying X isn't enough. These children are never satisfied 🙄
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Any Dem congressperson could round up a few friendly and alarmed FBI agents right now and go arrest Musk’s gang of children. “Just fucking do it and see what happens” is a stronger move for the side that is upholding the law.
February 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Any Dem congressperson could round up a few friendly and alarmed FBI agents right now and go arrest Musk’s gang of children. “Just fucking do it and see what happens” is a stronger move for the side that is upholding the law.
So the Second American Civil War is starting to boil, eh.
February 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
So the Second American Civil War is starting to boil, eh.