Jordan Scheltgen
@jschelt.bsky.social
Talking about sports, mostly.
Tottenham. Vikings. Canucks. Raptors.
Tottenham. Vikings. Canucks. Raptors.
June 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If someone yells, "he's open!" when watching an NFL game, be assured they have no idea how football works.
May 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If someone yells, "he's open!" when watching an NFL game, be assured they have no idea how football works.
So if "Ange is only good at cup competitions" is your argument, wouldn't you want him for the Champions League?
May 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So if "Ange is only good at cup competitions" is your argument, wouldn't you want him for the Champions League?
EPL and NFL counterparts:
Arsenal = Cowboys
Liverpool = Chiefs
Man United = Packers
Tottenham = Vikings
Chelsea = Dolphins
Arsenal = Cowboys
Liverpool = Chiefs
Man United = Packers
Tottenham = Vikings
Chelsea = Dolphins
May 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
EPL and NFL counterparts:
Arsenal = Cowboys
Liverpool = Chiefs
Man United = Packers
Tottenham = Vikings
Chelsea = Dolphins
Arsenal = Cowboys
Liverpool = Chiefs
Man United = Packers
Tottenham = Vikings
Chelsea = Dolphins
I was at the bar with ~100 Spurs fans. Every single one said, "Give Ange another year."
Can't say I disagree.
Can't say I disagree.
May 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I was at the bar with ~100 Spurs fans. Every single one said, "Give Ange another year."
Can't say I disagree.
Can't say I disagree.
These guys are going out hungover as balls to play Brighton.
Tottenham Hotspur's 17-year wait for a trophy is over, and captain Son Heung-min thinks the celebrations might last a few days yet...
May 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
These guys are going out hungover as balls to play Brighton.
Can’t wait to watch the Pete Rose HOF induction brought to you by FanDuel.
May 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Can’t wait to watch the Pete Rose HOF induction brought to you by FanDuel.
May 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Wow, just wow.
Go Whitecaps!!
Go Whitecaps!!
May 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Wow, just wow.
Go Whitecaps!!
Go Whitecaps!!
Spurs fans. If the man brings a trophy to WHL, then you've gotta give him another go next season.
Right now the punch line is that we have no silverware. He changes that, the culture/expectations change.
#COYS
Right now the punch line is that we have no silverware. He changes that, the culture/expectations change.
#COYS
April 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Spurs fans. If the man brings a trophy to WHL, then you've gotta give him another go next season.
Right now the punch line is that we have no silverware. He changes that, the culture/expectations change.
#COYS
Right now the punch line is that we have no silverware. He changes that, the culture/expectations change.
#COYS
Some fanbases choose to be miserable, seemingly relishing in even the slightest negative news about their team.
February 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Some fanbases choose to be miserable, seemingly relishing in even the slightest negative news about their team.
Tom Brady’s legacy won Super Bowl MVP last night.
February 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Tom Brady’s legacy won Super Bowl MVP last night.
February 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nice play by the LB. But one thing that should be acknowledged is how fast LBs can get into coverage in 7v7 absent any run threat.
Interception by Minnesota LB Cody Lindenberg after Laurier's Taylor Elgersma forces a pass over the middle.
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nice play by the LB. But one thing that should be acknowledged is how fast LBs can get into coverage in 7v7 absent any run threat.
Vikings fans, you're sitting in the passenger seat of a NASCAR.
Sure, we might win it all or we might crash out. Either way, it's going to be playing aggressive.
So instead of worrying about next year's cap, buckle up and enjoy the ride right now.
Sure, we might win it all or we might crash out. Either way, it's going to be playing aggressive.
So instead of worrying about next year's cap, buckle up and enjoy the ride right now.
January 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Vikings fans, you're sitting in the passenger seat of a NASCAR.
Sure, we might win it all or we might crash out. Either way, it's going to be playing aggressive.
So instead of worrying about next year's cap, buckle up and enjoy the ride right now.
Sure, we might win it all or we might crash out. Either way, it's going to be playing aggressive.
So instead of worrying about next year's cap, buckle up and enjoy the ride right now.
I scream this from the rooftops. Madden might not teach Xs and Os outside of primary concepts, but almost every person who plays gets a firm understanding of the clock and how to manage it.
The first generation of NFL head coaches who played Madden are going to have unstoppable clock management.
December 30, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I scream this from the rooftops. Madden might not teach Xs and Os outside of primary concepts, but almost every person who plays gets a firm understanding of the clock and how to manage it.
Detroit and the Vikings desperately want the #1 seed.
Not just because of the bye but also because those two teams aren't built to play outdoors in Philadelphia during January.
Not just because of the bye but also because those two teams aren't built to play outdoors in Philadelphia during January.
December 24, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Detroit and the Vikings desperately want the #1 seed.
Not just because of the bye but also because those two teams aren't built to play outdoors in Philadelphia during January.
Not just because of the bye but also because those two teams aren't built to play outdoors in Philadelphia during January.
I will never understand teams giving up 5 yards (shotgun) to hand it off on 4th and 1.
December 23, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I will never understand teams giving up 5 yards (shotgun) to hand it off on 4th and 1.
ain't nobody want your B2B lessons two days before Christmas.
Chill out, have a beer, watch some football.
Chill out, have a beer, watch some football.
December 23, 2024 at 4:59 PM
ain't nobody want your B2B lessons two days before Christmas.
Chill out, have a beer, watch some football.
Chill out, have a beer, watch some football.