If you're not using AI in your posts by now, you're dumb. AI is the future when it comes — to posts.

The Trump/Obama 2028 race is gonna be wild

Only going to the ACLS once every 24 years is actually fine with me. It’s gonna take me that long to emotionally recover from this one anyway.

i am by no means a baseball fan but i don’t know how anyone can hate a game that has friends explaining to me “that is Big Dumper. he always looks like he’s about to cry, he has hit 1 million home runs, and we must contain his power if we have any hope of winning.”

One battle after another reactions (don’t look if you haven’t seen it)

we’ve got amused and bemused. I would like to see the trend continue. Cemused. Demused. Emused, which is the word for when a flightless bird does something entertaining.

living in a studio apartment and giving people directions to the bathroom like “oh, yeah, right over there, it’s the door that doesn’t go to outside”