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jeremy
@jrmynlsn.bsky.social
unemployed dumbass
hi my pit boys
September 14, 2023 at 7:06 PM
just wanna remind people i am hot and i gave myself a haircut
September 12, 2023 at 11:17 PM
HENRY KISSINGER WHEN WILL YOU DIE
September 12, 2023 at 11:15 PM
hey whats up do you wanna post
September 11, 2023 at 7:24 PM
what if i was a really cool rock
August 25, 2023 at 7:28 PM
please clap it’s been over a month since I’ve dyed my hair when I get inconvenienced
August 5, 2023 at 3:51 AM
people about me: i can’t fix them
me:
August 4, 2023 at 5:08 PM
shoulder goes clink
August 4, 2023 at 3:28 AM
I think this would heal me
August 4, 2023 at 2:48 AM
are you real when you shop your face
August 1, 2023 at 11:33 PM
does anyone hear me shrieking as i run to LA
July 31, 2023 at 7:35 PM
my back hurts and im going to play kickball why does god punish their dumbest sluts
July 29, 2023 at 3:37 PM
actually upset no one texted me about the aliens like how come ppl
July 27, 2023 at 1:47 AM
(slayyyter voice) someone please cook for me im hungry!!!!!
July 26, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Reintroduction thread time

Name: Jeremy
Pronouns: they/them
Location: Denver metro area
Passions: film, dodgeball, tv, comedy, writing, cartoons, and being hot
July 25, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by jeremy
welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:

1) park that car
2) drop that phone
3) sleep on the floor
4) dream about me
welcome to bluesky. we have rules

1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again
3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

and if you're under him, you aint getting over him
welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:

1) you're like a dream come true
2) just wanna be with you
3) girl it's plain to see that you're the only one for me
July 24, 2023 at 5:58 PM
oppenheimer breakfast lmao
July 21, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by jeremy
Please do not ask me what I can remember from when I was small. I am still small and I have never remembered anything.
July 10, 2023 at 1:31 PM
charli and the chocolate factory
July 14, 2023 at 3:34 AM
i think it should be illegal for companies to email you that they’re hiring after they tell you you aren’t qualified anyway i am hot
July 11, 2023 at 3:43 AM
threads is broken so I’ll be a thot over here for now
July 6, 2023 at 7:41 PM
hey skeetsters whats tea
July 6, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Reposted by jeremy
Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
its only wednesday
July 6, 2023 at 2:20 AM
I JUST GOT HERE IM NOT GOING TO ANOTHER APP
July 5, 2023 at 10:54 PM