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JP Thorne
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If you want to know about what I think, look at what I repost or reply to and all the brilliant people I follow. New age Luddite
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The Brexit effect, lest we forget. UK exports are 23% lower than the pre-2020 trend.
Here’s one I’ve just realised (not for the younger audience perhaps) but of record speeds: 33 rpm plus 45rpm = 78 rpm. Mind blown.
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The last of the fish
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Well...
The irony of a “FUCK YOU GRETA” sticker on a submerged car due to flooding.

Wonder why extreme flooding seems to be occurring more and more these days.
Who knows eh?
It’s not as if anyone warned about it, was it???
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ah!
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I’m sure everyone has seen this but you never know
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
On a frasier binge
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Was your Christmas more Royal or Royle?
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
ITS CHRISTMAS!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Our friends and relatives in Ireland have asked that we do not send presents as they have to pay import duty now that the UK has left the EU, so we send money instead. Another Brexit bonus! Imagine how much trade we lose throughout the year, let alone Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I’d like to buy the world a soul. It’s in a pawn shop somewhere & I can’t remember which street or in which city it was. I hope we can find it soon. I feel like we need it back.
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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#TheFastShow is 31 years old this week 🎂
September 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Got my new Epstein files tee shirt
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Politicians are making people want to leave their own countries. How’s that democracy?
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I ain’t much for the pugilistic art but this is funny.
(Also have a high regard for AJ)
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Redactathon. When you just can’t be bothered anymore and start to choose “select all”.
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Back
December 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So vlod is in Turkey. Master stroke. Poland next please 👏👏👏
February 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Standing in for Laura K today

BBC One 9am

See you 🔜

📺 🎥 🎙️
February 16, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Unlucky Alf; the bus stop
#thefastshow
January 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Jesse’s Diets
#thefastshow
January 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Swiss Toni outtake
January 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Day 67 off cable news!
January 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This appears to be a time loop back Victorian times within my lifetime. From state to offshore account now. From people to title then. No common humanity. Just machinery of greed.
January 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If only
January 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM