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they/them. ambitious genderfluid phenomenon. demanding rpg fan. foolhardy sports enjoyer. grizzled social media veteran.
just some masterful clock and game management from ben johnson.
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
russell wilson still throws a sexy deep ball.
September 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
if you are in charge of a customer service line, and decide to interrupt the hold music every nine seconds with a canned ad for an app i won't use, a reminder of terms and conditions to which i have already agreed, or an adjacent service that is of no use to me, you ought to be tarred and feathered.
June 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this shit is why i will often apologise when i tell people i'm a journalist.
The depraved freaks of US political journalism need people to suffer and die for their entertainment.
May 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the sky have made sixteen three-point attempts in the first half. someone get allie quigley out there!!
May 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
you, a fool, smooth-brained and buffeted by the winds of the zeitgeist: mario kart world.

me, an intellectual, holding the enduring wisdom of the ancient texts in my heart: crash team racing.
April 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A NON-EXHAUSTIVE list of THINGS that are MY GENDER

- halestorm's cover of bad romance
- claude from fire emblem three houses
- the this is fine dog
- fishnet gloves but NOT fishnet tights i will not elaborate
April 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
February 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
bitterly disappointed we didn't get an all-time weird rules moment.
YES! LETS SEE AN AWARDED SCORE!

PALPABLY UNFAIR ACT!
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
this washington offense is looking remarkably like the kansas city offense in the tampa bay super bowl (derogatory).
January 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
saquon man.
January 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
playoffs-igami!!
LAC 12 - 32 HOU
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.
January 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"even when the chargers do something right, they do something wrong," says ian eagle, neatly surmising the chargering phenomenon.
January 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
right church, wrong pew on the prediction for a safety.
what on earth was that throw from stroud?
January 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this team will go as far as lightin' ladd will take them.
January 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i was just about to post something snarky about how hard it'll be if the chargers need to rely on ladd against this texans secondary for the rest of the game and then, uh, that happens.
January 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
impossibly, the ball would be in a more beneficial part of the field for the texans if the interception had stood.
January 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
come on that's an interception based on vibes alone.
January 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
sometimes great quarterbacks and great receivers will just do that huh.
January 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i can't help but feel that "disastrous broken play gets saved by stroud" is rather a metaphor for this texans offense.
January 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
this game is going to end 8-3 isn't it?
January 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
what on earth was that throw from stroud?
January 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"big turnover there early," adds gene steratore, a man who clearly wants to graduate from rules analyst to colour analyst.
January 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
happy wesstivus to all who celebrate!!
January 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM