El Señor Mxyzptlk
@jornreinsel.bsky.social
At this point we might as well get weird.
I host bar trivia and dabble in obsessions; these days it’s vaporwave.
All Cats Are Beautiful. Trans rights or GTFO. Miss you Franklin.
I host bar trivia and dabble in obsessions; these days it’s vaporwave.
All Cats Are Beautiful. Trans rights or GTFO. Miss you Franklin.
Pinned
Look it’s pretty simple. I’m not wasting my time with nazis, transphobes, crypto/AI simps, antivaxers, or any other dopes. You act like a cock, you get the block. I won’t even remember you later. You dummies are busy ruining the world, you don’t need to be on my feed too.
rfk jr has absolutely tasted long pig
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
rfk jr has absolutely tasted long pig
It’s a little harder to watch 30 Rock now because you just know Jack would be in the epstein files
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s a little harder to watch 30 Rock now because you just know Jack would be in the epstein files
When Off Your Face by My Bloody Valentine subtly slips from the verse to the chorus, you might not even realize it but your limbic system will know
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
When Off Your Face by My Bloody Valentine subtly slips from the verse to the chorus, you might not even realize it but your limbic system will know
I love that when they call her, her caller ID says “IT’S US, CAROL”
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love that when they call her, her caller ID says “IT’S US, CAROL”
Ok wait is carol going to become the queen of this hivemind
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ok wait is carol going to become the queen of this hivemind
Just caught the first two eps of Pluribus. What a *huge* idea, I find it so compelling. After the first episode I found myself hoping it would be an anthology where every episode was the first day from another of the unjoined’s perspectives. There’s so much fertile territory here, I’m stunned
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just caught the first two eps of Pluribus. What a *huge* idea, I find it so compelling. After the first episode I found myself hoping it would be an anthology where every episode was the first day from another of the unjoined’s perspectives. There’s so much fertile territory here, I’m stunned
What a day. In the morning we learned a mass murderer died, and in the evening we saw a serial sexual assaulter get humiliated. Fascism on the back foot for the first time in a while, it’s great to see. Really great work Zohran, I wish the Dems would take some notes from you
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What a day. In the morning we learned a mass murderer died, and in the evening we saw a serial sexual assaulter get humiliated. Fascism on the back foot for the first time in a while, it’s great to see. Really great work Zohran, I wish the Dems would take some notes from you
if you still haven’t used an ai at this point you get to call yourself a gold star luddite
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
if you still haven’t used an ai at this point you get to call yourself a gold star luddite
Frankly I don’t think they’re planning to reconvene the house of representatives. I think they’re going to attempt to make this the new normal by just moving forward and never blinking. Their whole mission is to strip the country for parts and they’re doing fine at that without the house
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Frankly I don’t think they’re planning to reconvene the house of representatives. I think they’re going to attempt to make this the new normal by just moving forward and never blinking. Their whole mission is to strip the country for parts and they’re doing fine at that without the house
We Can Hallucinate It For You Wholesale
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
techcrunch.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We Can Hallucinate It For You Wholesale
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Parliament/Funkadelic
Tom Waits
Vektroid
Mr. Bungle
SZA
t e l e p a t h テレパシー能力者
Sonic Youth
Aphex Twin
Parliament/Funkadelic
Tom Waits
Vektroid
Mr. Bungle
SZA
t e l e p a t h テレパシー能力者
Sonic Youth
Aphex Twin
Sonny Sharrock
Minutemen
Bela Bartok
Kool Keith
Diamanda Galas
King Tubby
Meat Puppets
Gétachew Mèkurya
Minutemen
Bela Bartok
Kool Keith
Diamanda Galas
King Tubby
Meat Puppets
Gétachew Mèkurya
Define your music taste in eight artists:
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Parliament/Funkadelic
Tom Waits
Vektroid
Mr. Bungle
SZA
t e l e p a t h テレパシー能力者
Sonic Youth
Aphex Twin
Parliament/Funkadelic
Tom Waits
Vektroid
Mr. Bungle
SZA
t e l e p a t h テレパシー能力者
Sonic Youth
Aphex Twin
Reinvention of the merkin
October 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reinvention of the merkin
Erosion: Entropy You Can See™
October 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Erosion: Entropy You Can See™
Every day I try to be less of a hater, but then I hear someone say something nice about the music of the rock band The Darkness and I can feel that I have a lot of work left to do
October 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Every day I try to be less of a hater, but then I hear someone say something nice about the music of the rock band The Darkness and I can feel that I have a lot of work left to do
I know this is the most minor concern but it’s dismaying to learn that the mac tonight moonman that was such a fun image in the vaporwave scene was also a nazi meme. Stop using our fun shit for your pathetic eugenics meme videos you nazi fucks
October 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I know this is the most minor concern but it’s dismaying to learn that the mac tonight moonman that was such a fun image in the vaporwave scene was also a nazi meme. Stop using our fun shit for your pathetic eugenics meme videos you nazi fucks
I mean ok but how can you tell if these bots are virgins or not??
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I mean ok but how can you tell if these bots are virgins or not??
I get that it’s the Friday crossword which is the second hardest only behind Saturday, but the obscure tennis lingo is a little much. “Held serve” is not a term that has made its way into the common parlance
September 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I get that it’s the Friday crossword which is the second hardest only behind Saturday, but the obscure tennis lingo is a little much. “Held serve” is not a term that has made its way into the common parlance
What I think leftists should be striving for is a nation that works for the good of the world (which we did *sometimes* before, and only when forced to by courts now), because we understand that we’re *a part of the world* like every other country. Don’t isolate, don’t dominate, just help people.
Okay so this is literally a GOP talking point, he's making a full throated defense for isolationism but leftistly.
September 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
What I think leftists should be striving for is a nation that works for the good of the world (which we did *sometimes* before, and only when forced to by courts now), because we understand that we’re *a part of the world* like every other country. Don’t isolate, don’t dominate, just help people.
Question 3: Do you really not understand that both of those were the same question?
More from the Suffolk University poll: www.suffolk.edu/-/media/suff...
Do you support or oppose "defund the police"?
Support - 21%
Oppose - 74%
Would you support or oppose cutting some of the police budget and using the money for social services?
Support - 54%
Oppose - 41%
Do you support or oppose "defund the police"?
Support - 21%
Oppose - 74%
Would you support or oppose cutting some of the police budget and using the money for social services?
Support - 54%
Oppose - 41%
September 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Question 3: Do you really not understand that both of those were the same question?
One guard always lies…one guard always tells the truth…
And as a bonus I’m sure our faithful customers will love, we’ve combined both guards into our new AI!
And as a bonus I’m sure our faithful customers will love, we’ve combined both guards into our new AI!
September 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One guard always lies…one guard always tells the truth…
And as a bonus I’m sure our faithful customers will love, we’ve combined both guards into our new AI!
And as a bonus I’m sure our faithful customers will love, we’ve combined both guards into our new AI!
The way rfk’s vax restrictions are going to bring down autism rates is that kids will die of a preventable disease before they’re old enough to get diagnosed for autism
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The way rfk’s vax restrictions are going to bring down autism rates is that kids will die of a preventable disease before they’re old enough to get diagnosed for autism
Tramell Tillman was utterly mesmerizing every moment he was on screen in Severance. He made that character so alien and so human at the same time. An emmy more deserved than I’ve seen in a long time.
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Tramell Tillman was utterly mesmerizing every moment he was on screen in Severance. He made that character so alien and so human at the same time. An emmy more deserved than I’ve seen in a long time.
Einbinder keeping it real. Respect
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Einbinder keeping it real. Respect
Nothing like spending the evening with friends who are brimming with the joy of being alive to remind you of how just vaguely tolerant you are of the whole thing yourself
September 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Nothing like spending the evening with friends who are brimming with the joy of being alive to remind you of how just vaguely tolerant you are of the whole thing yourself