El Señor Mxyzptlk
@jornreinsel.bsky.social
At this point we might as well get weird.
I host bar trivia and dabble in obsessions; these days it’s vaporwave.
All Cats Are Beautiful. Trans rights or GTFO. Miss you Franklin.
I host bar trivia and dabble in obsessions; these days it’s vaporwave.
All Cats Are Beautiful. Trans rights or GTFO. Miss you Franklin.
This new version of harrison bergeron is terrifying
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This new version of harrison bergeron is terrifying
“Stop identifying the president’s politics accurately”
-the philly inquirer
-the philly inquirer
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“Stop identifying the president’s politics accurately”
-the philly inquirer
-the philly inquirer
Well I mean, he’s about as human as chatGPT is, yeah
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Well I mean, he’s about as human as chatGPT is, yeah
Nice batch of em dashes in there too; odds are good he wasn’t able to write it coherently enough on his own and had to ask ai to do it
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Nice batch of em dashes in there too; odds are good he wasn’t able to write it coherently enough on his own and had to ask ai to do it
I’m not saying it’s not piss play. I’m just saying I didn’t see anything that definitively ruled out that it could be cum. I wouldn’t expect this guy to keep to piss play linguistic orthodoxy; he’s an idiot. And those keywords can easily apply to a healthy amount of cum.
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’m not saying it’s not piss play. I’m just saying I didn’t see anything that definitively ruled out that it could be cum. I wouldn’t expect this guy to keep to piss play linguistic orthodoxy; he’s an idiot. And those keywords can easily apply to a healthy amount of cum.
Yeah, honestly could go either way.
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah, honestly could go either way.
His use of the word “harvest” makes me think otherwise though
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
His use of the word “harvest” makes me think otherwise though
He’s not challenging “orthodoxy”; he’s challenging established facts
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
He’s not challenging “orthodoxy”; he’s challenging established facts
English is a living language and slang is constantly evolving. “Dude” used to be synonymous with “dandy” and was only used for men. Now it’s growing toward a more genderless usage. This is just life, dude
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
English is a living language and slang is constantly evolving. “Dude” used to be synonymous with “dandy” and was only used for men. Now it’s growing toward a more genderless usage. This is just life, dude
lmao are you fucking serious right now? You think it’s a “free speech” issue when the president calls for members of Congress to be executed?
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
lmao are you fucking serious right now? You think it’s a “free speech” issue when the president calls for members of Congress to be executed?
Whaaat this is amazing, congrats!
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Whaaat this is amazing, congrats!
Fuck this dork, I’ll never dress up to take a flying bus
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Fuck this dork, I’ll never dress up to take a flying bus
If you’re curious, she explains her name at around the 20 second mark of this video
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Megan Thee Stallion Answers The Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED
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November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you’re curious, she explains her name at around the 20 second mark of this video
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Hilariously many people (including Megan herself!) still just say it as “thuh” when they say her name
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Hilariously many people (including Megan herself!) still just say it as “thuh” when they say her name
Nobody wants this.
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nobody wants this.
He’s the same racist idiot sociopath he’s always been, morton; don’t act like anything’s changed and you’re only now getting offended
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
He’s the same racist idiot sociopath he’s always been, morton; don’t act like anything’s changed and you’re only now getting offended
How are you STILL this deluded? It’s honestly incredible that you would fully admit you don’t care about whether the place you live stays livable
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How are you STILL this deluded? It’s honestly incredible that you would fully admit you don’t care about whether the place you live stays livable
One way bill is showing he’s a true conservative here is by being extremely uninformed about everything he’s talking about
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
One way bill is showing he’s a true conservative here is by being extremely uninformed about everything he’s talking about
Why would I eat there if I can’t even get the lemonade that can kill me?
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Why would I eat there if I can’t even get the lemonade that can kill me?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, but I thought he could veto if he wanted to, and then Congress would need to vote again to override the veto?
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m not saying you’re wrong, but I thought he could veto if he wanted to, and then Congress would need to vote again to override the veto?
“literally millions of years” lmao
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“literally millions of years” lmao
Remember when bribery used to be illegal? We should consider making it illegal again
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Remember when bribery used to be illegal? We should consider making it illegal again