Adjacent Sudeikis
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There's smoke in my iris,
But I painted a sunny day on the insides of my eyelids
But I painted a sunny day on the insides of my eyelids
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After 2 years of effort, the first 3 episodes of Fight Jack are live on all major podcasting platforms! We hope you have as much fun listening to it as we did writing it.
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
After 2 years of effort, the first 3 episodes of Fight Jack are live on all major podcasting platforms! We hope you have as much fun listening to it as we did writing it.
I feel like the Bruce Springsteen movie ads have been running for months and now you tell me IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET!?!?!
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I feel like the Bruce Springsteen movie ads have been running for months and now you tell me IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET!?!?!
NY Giants pulling off the most NY Giants loss ever
October 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
NY Giants pulling off the most NY Giants loss ever
Seattle has won my heart so much that I am ignoring a football game to watch the Mariners. Don't make me regret this, baseball gods!
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Seattle has won my heart so much that I am ignoring a football game to watch the Mariners. Don't make me regret this, baseball gods!
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(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!
(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???
(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???
October 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!
(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???
(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???
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We need UN observers dog
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
October 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We need UN observers dog
This France v Germany game is WILD
July 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This France v Germany game is WILD
A Swiffer is a guy that thinks he's fly but also known as a duster
July 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A Swiffer is a guy that thinks he's fly but also known as a duster
There's a player on the Womens German National Soccer team with the last name "Minge???"
Does (gulp) does the UK know about this?
Does (gulp) does the UK know about this?
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July 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There's a player on the Womens German National Soccer team with the last name "Minge???"
Does (gulp) does the UK know about this?
Does (gulp) does the UK know about this?
The USMNT is why I drink
June 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The USMNT is why I drink
70 days since I smoked a cigarette
June 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
70 days since I smoked a cigarette
Once we're done talking about the actor and the basketball player both named Anthony Edwards, may I interest you in how many people are in the band Tame Impala?
May 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Once we're done talking about the actor and the basketball player both named Anthony Edwards, may I interest you in how many people are in the band Tame Impala?
Spotify notified me this morning that remastered Live at Pompei is now available. If you're in the market for a solid 6-7 minutes of devastatingly beautiful songwriting hidden inside roughly 115 minutes of the most absolute garbage ever put on tape, might I also recommend Pink Floyd Live at Pompei
May 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Spotify notified me this morning that remastered Live at Pompei is now available. If you're in the market for a solid 6-7 minutes of devastatingly beautiful songwriting hidden inside roughly 115 minutes of the most absolute garbage ever put on tape, might I also recommend Pink Floyd Live at Pompei
I broke down and watched that Netflix F1 doc that everyone loves. 1) it's actually fascinating. 2) It didn't make me want to watch the live races at all BUT it did make me realize that race driver is a nightmare job
April 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I broke down and watched that Netflix F1 doc that everyone loves. 1) it's actually fascinating. 2) It didn't make me want to watch the live races at all BUT it did make me realize that race driver is a nightmare job
It's so funny that with all the hype and media circus around Shadeur Sanders so many NFL GMs are passing him for guys described like "sort of similar to Sony Michel"
April 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's so funny that with all the hype and media circus around Shadeur Sanders so many NFL GMs are passing him for guys described like "sort of similar to Sony Michel"
And with the 38th pick in the 2025 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select: dat ass, girl
April 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And with the 38th pick in the 2025 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select: dat ass, girl
Not interested in golf or racing, but the F1 documentary on Netflix is beyond captivating so I guess really what I am hoping is that they never do this shit for golf
April 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Not interested in golf or racing, but the F1 documentary on Netflix is beyond captivating so I guess really what I am hoping is that they never do this shit for golf
Sad. If only there were someone to carry on his name
George Foreman, boxing legend, has died. He was 76
Boxing Legend George Foreman Dead at 76
Boxing legend George Foreman has died at 76 years old.
www.tmz.com
March 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Sad. If only there were someone to carry on his name
The work is mysterious and important.
March 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The work is mysterious and important.
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People need to be crystal clear about something: The requirement that the government ANSWER to a court on the legal basis for detaining someone is literally the core liberty right (habeas corpus). If the government says they don’t have to do that bc “national security,” YOU can be disappeared.
March 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
People need to be crystal clear about something: The requirement that the government ANSWER to a court on the legal basis for detaining someone is literally the core liberty right (habeas corpus). If the government says they don’t have to do that bc “national security,” YOU can be disappeared.
Dismantle the Democratic party
March 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Dismantle the Democratic party
To the guy at the Chicago airport wearing shorts in 14 degree weather: we salute you
February 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
To the guy at the Chicago airport wearing shorts in 14 degree weather: we salute you
If Lionel Messi still being amazing at 38 is teaching us any lesson for how to age while still feeling young, I feel like the lesson is "phone it in on defense"
February 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If Lionel Messi still being amazing at 38 is teaching us any lesson for how to age while still feeling young, I feel like the lesson is "phone it in on defense"
Watching the SNL concert. Do you think they all drew straws and the loser had to perform directly after Brandi Carlisle because holy shit
February 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching the SNL concert. Do you think they all drew straws and the loser had to perform directly after Brandi Carlisle because holy shit