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Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com

🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
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Intro threads are a thing now apparently.

Hey all, I'm Jordan Carroll! Senior developer, currently in web, formerly in mostly-non-entertainment game development for the HoloLens (RIP).

I have some game side projects, like a 3D Arcade Fishing game with o v e r t o n e s called Fish Heaven.
I started working on my 3D engine for #playdate a little over 3 months ago, and took copious footage of the milestones and interesting failures. All footage is timestamped with the date of capture. Enjoy!

#gamedev
JoJo Siwa's Bizarre Adventure
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Nightmare on 34th Street

Is this anything
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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FISH³: FIRST CATCH - HIGH-OCTANE SPEED-FISHING
A **FREE** STANDALONE PREQUEL
OUT NOW!!! FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
GO TRY IT OUT!!!
#indiegame #gamedev
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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HEY, you know what? You could literally be playing DEAD STATIC DRIVE right now. It is out. NOW.

store.steampowered.com/app/1166940/...
Dead Static Drive on Steam
Dead Static Drive is Grand Theft Cthulhu. An indie survival-horror game following a nightmarish road trip across a 1980s Americana. Evade police. Equip yourself and those close to you, and follow your...
store.steampowered.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I didn't feel like doing anything today so I used my nervous-depressive energy and just wandered around cleaning / organizing things.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Instagram: (1) unread message!*

* A reel I forwarded to someone.
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm getting increasingly annoyed when I come across a video that claims they made X out of Y!!*

* and 20 gallons of epoxy resin
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Email from the website I closed the tab on 30 seconds ago: WAIT COME BACK

Wow you're really making me not regret giving you my email
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
LinkedIn: Here are three jobs you should apply for

First job: [Expired]

Second job: [Doesn't Exist / Listing Removed]

Third job: [Expired]
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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The game dev community on bluesky is pretty awesome. There are so many devs here, and everyone is nice and helpful.
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Thanks everyone for pointing me to this option.
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Got some limited edition black signal chain necklaces available now! Use discount code SIXSEVEN for $0.67 off your order, that's not a joke.

#gameaudio #guitar

store.ourladyofstatic.com/product/chain
[PRE-ORDER] Pedal Platform Signal Chain (Necklace)
Your favorite pedal is now a necklace! A gold or silver chain with two right-angle 1/4" plugs and OLOS branded shrink tubing, to wear any...
store.ourladyofstatic.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Yo, what if Vin Diesel’s full first name is Vinegar and we just don’t know?
November 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Comedy = Tragedy + Time
so Comedy - Tragedy = Time

Distance = Speed * Time
so Time = Distance / Speed

Sooooooo Comedy - Tragedy = Distance / Speed
September 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How the heck do I mute every baseball word
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Faust and the Furriest

is this anything
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Pre-Order Bonus DLC is them naked.
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
is writing in lower case anticapitalism
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In my turkey era.

It’s giving thanks.
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
FB: NEW NOTIFICATION (12H AGO [FRIEND] MADE A POST YOU HAVEN'T SEEN)

The post is one that *I already liked and commented on* from a week ago.

This should be illegal.
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Other News: Steinberg VST3 and ASIO SDKs now have open source licenses
#APGNews
Steinberg VST3 and ASIO SDKs now have open source licenses
Steinberg VST3 and ASIO SDKs now have open source licenses
www.audiopluginguy.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
youtu.be/BZzh3zVX-Zk?... Good news on the Affinity front for now. (I still don’t trust Canva.)
This? This was the Big Affinity and Canva Announcement?
YouTube video by Brad Colbow
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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me waking up every fucking day
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Judge rules George R.R. Martin and other authors can sue OpenAI for copyright infringement

• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright

• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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This excellent article covers the history of Crunchyroll subs, the strengths and weaknesses of different subtitle formats, executive disdain, and the importance of giving people who care about their work time and support enough to do a good job. Give it a read, I promise you’ll learn something!
New article on ★ daiz.moe

Crunchyroll is destroying its subtitles for no good reason
daiz.moe/crunchyroll-...

A ton of research and effort went into this one. This is the article to read to get to the bottom of Crunchyroll's subtitle changes!

Replies here will show up as comments (eventually)
Crunchyroll is destroying its subtitles for no good reason | Daiz.moe
With the Fall 2025 anime season, Crunchyroll demonstrates zero respect for anime as a medium as the presentation quality of its subtitles reach an all-time low.
daiz.moe
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM