Jordan 3D 🔜 Jordan 4D
@jordancarroll.com
Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com
🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
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Jordan 3D 🔜 Jordan 4D
@jordancarroll.com
· Oct 19
Intro threads are a thing now apparently.
Hey all, I'm Jordan Carroll! Senior developer, currently in web, formerly in mostly-non-entertainment game development for the HoloLens (RIP).
I have some game side projects, like a 3D Arcade Fishing game with o v e r t o n e s called Fish Heaven.
Hey all, I'm Jordan Carroll! Senior developer, currently in web, formerly in mostly-non-entertainment game development for the HoloLens (RIP).
I have some game side projects, like a 3D Arcade Fishing game with o v e r t o n e s called Fish Heaven.
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Living with Windows has always been a calculus of how useful it is professionally vs. the amount of unbearable shit you gotta disable with a script and I think we reached a tipping point where it’s majority unbearable shit.
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Living with Windows has always been a calculus of how useful it is professionally vs. the amount of unbearable shit you gotta disable with a script and I think we reached a tipping point where it’s majority unbearable shit.
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In the first month of our campaign OVER 2,000 people have signed our boycott Xbox pledge! So far that's:
🎮 1,913 gamers
🔨 296 game workers & developers
✏️ 179 game writers
👾 146 streamers
Thank you for your support with our launch, we can’t wait to build the campaign bigger and better next year!
🎮 1,913 gamers
🔨 296 game workers & developers
✏️ 179 game writers
👾 146 streamers
Thank you for your support with our launch, we can’t wait to build the campaign bigger and better next year!
December 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
In the first month of our campaign OVER 2,000 people have signed our boycott Xbox pledge! So far that's:
🎮 1,913 gamers
🔨 296 game workers & developers
✏️ 179 game writers
👾 146 streamers
Thank you for your support with our launch, we can’t wait to build the campaign bigger and better next year!
🎮 1,913 gamers
🔨 296 game workers & developers
✏️ 179 game writers
👾 146 streamers
Thank you for your support with our launch, we can’t wait to build the campaign bigger and better next year!
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Welcome, Twitter escapees/new Bluesky users. Four quick tips:
1. Starter packs are awesome. I made a game dev one here -> go.bsky.app/RxQCsKS
2. Bluesky's block is much more potent. Do not quote, or dunk. There's no pay-to-win so silence does remove nasty people. Blocks and move on copiously.
1. Starter packs are awesome. I made a game dev one here -> go.bsky.app/RxQCsKS
2. Bluesky's block is much more potent. Do not quote, or dunk. There's no pay-to-win so silence does remove nasty people. Blocks and move on copiously.
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Welcome, Twitter escapees/new Bluesky users. Four quick tips:
1. Starter packs are awesome. I made a game dev one here -> go.bsky.app/RxQCsKS
2. Bluesky's block is much more potent. Do not quote, or dunk. There's no pay-to-win so silence does remove nasty people. Blocks and move on copiously.
1. Starter packs are awesome. I made a game dev one here -> go.bsky.app/RxQCsKS
2. Bluesky's block is much more potent. Do not quote, or dunk. There's no pay-to-win so silence does remove nasty people. Blocks and move on copiously.
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That bell used to fly so... I finally attached it to a ringing mechanism!
(After some very specific google searches)
(After some very specific google searches)
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That bell used to fly so... I finally attached it to a ringing mechanism!
(After some very specific google searches)
(After some very specific google searches)
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My advice for having a nice bluesky experience:
- follow *and boost* anybody who posts weird/interesting stuff. If your paths diverge you can mute them
- interact with people in good faith and you'll often be met with the same (and gain followers)
- post the kinds of things you want to see more of!
- follow *and boost* anybody who posts weird/interesting stuff. If your paths diverge you can mute them
- interact with people in good faith and you'll often be met with the same (and gain followers)
- post the kinds of things you want to see more of!
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My advice for having a nice bluesky experience:
- follow *and boost* anybody who posts weird/interesting stuff. If your paths diverge you can mute them
- interact with people in good faith and you'll often be met with the same (and gain followers)
- post the kinds of things you want to see more of!
- follow *and boost* anybody who posts weird/interesting stuff. If your paths diverge you can mute them
- interact with people in good faith and you'll often be met with the same (and gain followers)
- post the kinds of things you want to see more of!
Merry Crocsmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Merry Crocsmas
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
Behold the dog that covets,
the beast that cannot wait
His piercing gaze will rend your soul
‘til crumbs fall off your plate.
the beast that cannot wait
His piercing gaze will rend your soul
‘til crumbs fall off your plate.
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Behold the dog that covets,
the beast that cannot wait
His piercing gaze will rend your soul
‘til crumbs fall off your plate.
the beast that cannot wait
His piercing gaze will rend your soul
‘til crumbs fall off your plate.
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Ultra PRO - Pikachu 9-Pocket PRO-Binder for Pokémon is $17.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/IkLv9X3 #ad
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ultra PRO - Pikachu 9-Pocket PRO-Binder for Pokémon is $17.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/IkLv9X3 #ad
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This is wild. The Indie Game Awards retracted Clair Obscur's GOTY/debut indie wins for undisclosed use of AI during development.
The IGAs Nomination Committee is officially retracting Debut Game and Game of the Year, awarding both categories to new recipients. Additionally, we are retracting one of the Indie Vanguard recipients.
Full details can be found in our FAQ under Game Eligibility: www.indiegameawards.gg/faq
Full details can be found in our FAQ under Game Eligibility: www.indiegameawards.gg/faq
December 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is wild. The Indie Game Awards retracted Clair Obscur's GOTY/debut indie wins for undisclosed use of AI during development.
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Been writing a new song a day. Didn't mean to start this, it just happened so im commiting to it.
Ill upload the other tracks soon!
#song #music #singer #songwriter #seattle #acoustic #folk #performance #live #singersongwriter #original
Ill upload the other tracks soon!
#song #music #singer #songwriter #seattle #acoustic #folk #performance #live #singersongwriter #original
December 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Been writing a new song a day. Didn't mean to start this, it just happened so im commiting to it.
Ill upload the other tracks soon!
#song #music #singer #songwriter #seattle #acoustic #folk #performance #live #singersongwriter #original
Ill upload the other tracks soon!
#song #music #singer #songwriter #seattle #acoustic #folk #performance #live #singersongwriter #original
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Hey game devs - how many of us run a coworking office??
1. Mine: EverWorks, Olympia WA
2. @marklacroix.bsky.social: Noble Robot, Minneapolis MN
3. @bysameng.com: GUMBO, NYC
Chime in if you do, or know someone who does!!
Either way share please! I want this to reach well beyond my lil' corner :)
1. Mine: EverWorks, Olympia WA
2. @marklacroix.bsky.social: Noble Robot, Minneapolis MN
3. @bysameng.com: GUMBO, NYC
Chime in if you do, or know someone who does!!
Either way share please! I want this to reach well beyond my lil' corner :)
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hey game devs - how many of us run a coworking office??
1. Mine: EverWorks, Olympia WA
2. @marklacroix.bsky.social: Noble Robot, Minneapolis MN
3. @bysameng.com: GUMBO, NYC
Chime in if you do, or know someone who does!!
Either way share please! I want this to reach well beyond my lil' corner :)
1. Mine: EverWorks, Olympia WA
2. @marklacroix.bsky.social: Noble Robot, Minneapolis MN
3. @bysameng.com: GUMBO, NYC
Chime in if you do, or know someone who does!!
Either way share please! I want this to reach well beyond my lil' corner :)
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Phew, just sent out a bunch of these. Any press following me want to feature the new tiny mobile game by the co-creator of Hypnospace Outlaw, Boot the Dispute??
December 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Phew, just sent out a bunch of these. Any press following me want to feature the new tiny mobile game by the co-creator of Hypnospace Outlaw, Boot the Dispute??
KMart Demon Hunters
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
KMart Demon Hunters
Just ran into a new type of hellish job application form that *required* supervisor name and phone number for previous jobs that I authorize them to contact for reference. My last company doesn't exist anymore and I don't have the phone # of any of the 5 managers I had at Microsoft.
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just ran into a new type of hellish job application form that *required* supervisor name and phone number for previous jobs that I authorize them to contact for reference. My last company doesn't exist anymore and I don't have the phone # of any of the 5 managers I had at Microsoft.
www.etsy.com/listing/4425... Now available on Etsy! Perfect for the guitarists (PLURAL!) in your life although I can't guarantee holiday delivery.
www.etsy.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
www.etsy.com/listing/4425... Now available on Etsy! Perfect for the guitarists (PLURAL!) in your life although I can't guarantee holiday delivery.
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store.ourladyofstatic.com/product/shre... Now available for purchase.
Shred Clip
Rise and grind guitarists, let's get that bread. Half bread clip, half guitar pick. ~1.1mm thick, one side is textured and the other is smooth....
store.ourladyofstatic.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
store.ourladyofstatic.com/product/shre... Now available for purchase.
Hey all, I'd love it if you voted for Fish Heaven in the "Most Anticipated Game" category! (Category #13)
lugludum.com/vote
#playdate #gamedev
lugludum.com/vote
#playdate #gamedev
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hey all, I'd love it if you voted for Fish Heaven in the "Most Anticipated Game" category! (Category #13)
lugludum.com/vote
#playdate #gamedev
lugludum.com/vote
#playdate #gamedev
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📢 ISO OF LARIAN WORKERS 📢
I HIGHLY doubt everyone at Larian is OK with Gen A/I.
If you work (or worked) for Larian, my DMs are open to you.
I’m a journalist and I’m happy to talk about and/or publish anonymously your thoughts on this.
If so, I’ll do a full piece about this.
🔁 RTs Appreciated! 🔁
I HIGHLY doubt everyone at Larian is OK with Gen A/I.
If you work (or worked) for Larian, my DMs are open to you.
I’m a journalist and I’m happy to talk about and/or publish anonymously your thoughts on this.
If so, I’ll do a full piece about this.
🔁 RTs Appreciated! 🔁
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
📢 ISO OF LARIAN WORKERS 📢
I HIGHLY doubt everyone at Larian is OK with Gen A/I.
If you work (or worked) for Larian, my DMs are open to you.
I’m a journalist and I’m happy to talk about and/or publish anonymously your thoughts on this.
If so, I’ll do a full piece about this.
🔁 RTs Appreciated! 🔁
I HIGHLY doubt everyone at Larian is OK with Gen A/I.
If you work (or worked) for Larian, my DMs are open to you.
I’m a journalist and I’m happy to talk about and/or publish anonymously your thoughts on this.
If so, I’ll do a full piece about this.
🔁 RTs Appreciated! 🔁
Recruiter: "Are there any types of companies you're looking to avoid?"
Me: "Oh yeah, thanks for asking, I'm avoiding web3 and generative AI technologies"
Recruiter: "Okay cool, so this is an AI-first collaborat--"
Me: "Oh yeah, thanks for asking, I'm avoiding web3 and generative AI technologies"
Recruiter: "Okay cool, so this is an AI-first collaborat--"
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Recruiter: "Are there any types of companies you're looking to avoid?"
Me: "Oh yeah, thanks for asking, I'm avoiding web3 and generative AI technologies"
Recruiter: "Okay cool, so this is an AI-first collaborat--"
Me: "Oh yeah, thanks for asking, I'm avoiding web3 and generative AI technologies"
Recruiter: "Okay cool, so this is an AI-first collaborat--"
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December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM