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🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
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🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
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The State of #FishHeaven 2026, my arcade fishing game with Religious Overtones for the @play.date handheld.
I took copious GIFs from day one of development. Enjoy the struggle glitches all the way to the current level of polish.
Still in development, just needed to take a long break!
#gamedev
I took copious GIFs from day one of development. Enjoy the struggle glitches all the way to the current level of polish.
Still in development, just needed to take a long break!
#gamedev
What are y'all's favorite resources for learning Japanese? Finally cracked open a grammar book I got from the thrift store and the structure is starting to make more sense but I need some good sources for learning the dang writing system and vocab.
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
What are y'all's favorite resources for learning Japanese? Finally cracked open a grammar book I got from the thrift store and the structure is starting to make more sense but I need some good sources for learning the dang writing system and vocab.
I just want Nintendo to re-release the 3DS. Really miss new dual-screen games.
they should just start making the ps2 again. fuck you. like. square enix still sells new copies of their ps2 games. just make everyone make ps2 games again fuck ray tracing fuck real time shadows
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I just want Nintendo to re-release the 3DS. Really miss new dual-screen games.
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
Another day, another discovery that someone I used to respect has announced some AI bullshit.
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Another day, another discovery that someone I used to respect has announced some AI bullshit.
My sister had "slop" autocorrected to "skip" and actually as a noun that goes incredibly hard.
"I love things that were made so intentionally, before so much was skip."
"I love things that were made so intentionally, before so much was skip."
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
My sister had "slop" autocorrected to "skip" and actually as a noun that goes incredibly hard.
"I love things that were made so intentionally, before so much was skip."
"I love things that were made so intentionally, before so much was skip."
The thing about spending money to make money is you also need to make money to spend money so
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February 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The thing about spending money to make money is you also need to make money to spend money so
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POV: You're interviewing me for CEO of Bionicle
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
POV: You're interviewing me for CEO of Bionicle
The Bionicle community is unhinged (compliment)
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The Bionicle community is unhinged (compliment)
Finally filled the rest of the current cabinet space and released some '06 sets from their storage box jail. Still a lot more to go, can't wait until I can get some more cabinets.
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Finally filled the rest of the current cabinet space and released some '06 sets from their storage box jail. Still a lot more to go, can't wait until I can get some more cabinets.
So far so good. There are only a few apps I can't run on Linux and I'm eventually going to get an OSX machine for those. I love cachyOS' UX customization features and so far it seems to play games very smoothly.
SteamOS is really helping Linux compatibility, it would seem.
SteamOS is really helping Linux compatibility, it would seem.
Finally following through on the threat. CachyOS dual boot to see if it can replace Windows for daily use.
February 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
So far so good. There are only a few apps I can't run on Linux and I'm eventually going to get an OSX machine for those. I love cachyOS' UX customization features and so far it seems to play games very smoothly.
SteamOS is really helping Linux compatibility, it would seem.
SteamOS is really helping Linux compatibility, it would seem.
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the words transatlantic, cisatlantic and mid-atlantic imply something called mid-gender
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
the words transatlantic, cisatlantic and mid-atlantic imply something called mid-gender
Lenticular Fried Chicken
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Lenticular Fried Chicken
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Guess what: helloyellow is now available on #Playdate Catalog! It's a voice chat app for @play.date that lets you send voice messages to friends, show off your 🏆 Playdate Achievements, and more. And now it's easier to install than ever!
💬 Visit play.date/games/helloy... to grab it!
💬 Visit play.date/games/helloy... to grab it!
My latest #Playdate project, helloyellow, is out now!
It's a voice chat app using the Playdate's wi-fi networking capabilities. You can chat with your friends, share achievements, and more.
💬 Download it now at jonsimantov.itch.io/helloyellow!
It's a voice chat app using the Playdate's wi-fi networking capabilities. You can chat with your friends, share achievements, and more.
💬 Download it now at jonsimantov.itch.io/helloyellow!
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Guess what: helloyellow is now available on #Playdate Catalog! It's a voice chat app for @play.date that lets you send voice messages to friends, show off your 🏆 Playdate Achievements, and more. And now it's easier to install than ever!
💬 Visit play.date/games/helloy... to grab it!
💬 Visit play.date/games/helloy... to grab it!
Finally following through on the threat. CachyOS dual boot to see if it can replace Windows for daily use.
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Finally following through on the threat. CachyOS dual boot to see if it can replace Windows for daily use.
Got screwed out of a couple weeks of unemployment payout because my previous job scheduled severance pay two weeks after my final day of work. Thanks.
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Got screwed out of a couple weeks of unemployment payout because my previous job scheduled severance pay two weeks after my final day of work. Thanks.
Hey it's Throwback Thursday what is everyone d--
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February 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Hey it's Throwback Thursday what is everyone d--
[Monday]
What?
[MONDAY]
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
The State of #FishHeaven 2026, my arcade fishing game with Religious Overtones for the @play.date handheld.
I took copious GIFs from day one of development. Enjoy the struggle glitches all the way to the current level of polish.
Still in development, just needed to take a long break!
#gamedev
I took copious GIFs from day one of development. Enjoy the struggle glitches all the way to the current level of polish.
Still in development, just needed to take a long break!
#gamedev
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The State of #FishHeaven 2026, my arcade fishing game with Religious Overtones for the @play.date handheld.
I took copious GIFs from day one of development. Enjoy the struggle glitches all the way to the current level of polish.
Still in development, just needed to take a long break!
#gamedev
I took copious GIFs from day one of development. Enjoy the struggle glitches all the way to the current level of polish.
Still in development, just needed to take a long break!
#gamedev
Lift installed. Here's an idea of how tall the internal hidden cabinet will be.
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Lift installed. Here's an idea of how tall the internal hidden cabinet will be.
One company just had the nerve to send me a "how was the interview process" survey a couple days after the automated rejection email.
January 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
One company just had the nerve to send me a "how was the interview process" survey a couple days after the automated rejection email.