Jordan 3D
@jordancarroll.com
Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com
🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
Thanks everyone for pointing me to this option.
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thanks everyone for pointing me to this option.
It looks like this (pedal not included)
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It looks like this (pedal not included)
Absolutely love this design trope even though it's so stupid. Spot the anime protagonist.
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Absolutely love this design trope even though it's so stupid. Spot the anime protagonist.
Ever get the feeling that Pokemon are based on animals
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ever get the feeling that Pokemon are based on animals
Hmm should I bring back the old profile pic
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hmm should I bring back the old profile pic
I like the taste of fountain pen ink way more than ballpoint. Has way better mouthfeel.
October 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I like the taste of fountain pen ink way more than ballpoint. Has way better mouthfeel.
Either I applied as a joke so I could send them a middle finger emoji, someone signed me up as a joke, or they're just cold-calling and acting like folks applied.
Either way it's really depressing when one of the only jobs I'm being contacted about is mother flipping DOGE. Feels like a new low.
Either way it's really depressing when one of the only jobs I'm being contacted about is mother flipping DOGE. Feels like a new low.
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Either I applied as a joke so I could send them a middle finger emoji, someone signed me up as a joke, or they're just cold-calling and acting like folks applied.
Either way it's really depressing when one of the only jobs I'm being contacted about is mother flipping DOGE. Feels like a new low.
Either way it's really depressing when one of the only jobs I'm being contacted about is mother flipping DOGE. Feels like a new low.
your face when I accidentally swallow that galaxy marble from Men in Black:
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
your face when I accidentally swallow that galaxy marble from Men in Black:
Back in 2010 I was a BP worker. (The year of the infamous spill.)
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Back in 2010 I was a BP worker. (The year of the infamous spill.)
Anyone hiring a senior dev with strong design / visual art sensibilities? I like working with games and frontend web! Lot of ReactJS / Unity3D experience.
Here's a GIF of a custom 3D engine I wrote from scratch in C for the Playdate (1-Bit)
Portfolio: jordancarroll.com/work
Here's a GIF of a custom 3D engine I wrote from scratch in C for the Playdate (1-Bit)
Portfolio: jordancarroll.com/work
October 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Anyone hiring a senior dev with strong design / visual art sensibilities? I like working with games and frontend web! Lot of ReactJS / Unity3D experience.
Here's a GIF of a custom 3D engine I wrote from scratch in C for the Playdate (1-Bit)
Portfolio: jordancarroll.com/work
Here's a GIF of a custom 3D engine I wrote from scratch in C for the Playdate (1-Bit)
Portfolio: jordancarroll.com/work
I really want this shirt.
October 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I really want this shirt.
Some of y'all are really pushing your luck with spoilers on here.
October 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Some of y'all are really pushing your luck with spoilers on here.
Incredibly disappointed that E33 merch is so lazy. A few centered assets on tshirts. They have an opportunity to go buck wild with the designs but the current offerings are incredibly milquetoast.
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Incredibly disappointed that E33 merch is so lazy. A few centered assets on tshirts. They have an opportunity to go buck wild with the designs but the current offerings are incredibly milquetoast.
To all my haters saying I “need a haircut” I counter with a hair whip
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
To all my haters saying I “need a haircut” I counter with a hair whip
Behold his foul air. The spirit of stank unleashed, a fart-filled omen of ill portend. Yes, his rank cauldron spews dank depths that we may breathe and taste deeply of miasma, of the grave.
September 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Behold his foul air. The spirit of stank unleashed, a fart-filled omen of ill portend. Yes, his rank cauldron spews dank depths that we may breathe and taste deeply of miasma, of the grave.
And I got the hardware on! Cannot wait.
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
And I got the hardware on! Cannot wait.
Going to a @demonhunterband.bsky.social concert tomorrow evening, just finished carving a pendant of the new album art (sans fire) to wear.
September 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Going to a @demonhunterband.bsky.social concert tomorrow evening, just finished carving a pendant of the new album art (sans fire) to wear.
This is amazing. I was inspired to do a little sound exploration.
September 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is amazing. I was inspired to do a little sound exploration.