Jopijedd Erasmus
@jopijedd.bsky.social
Specialist in the delivery of quality passengers in remote areas. Love the wireless and audio obscura. Estranged European. Clothes by Man at C&A. Thick toddler. Oh yeah, it's a beautiful day for a mistake. Big in the suburbs. Sky Subscriber #1,098,261.
Unfortunatley the glut of "Duz NE1 no viss dorweigh" posts for missing parcels on Facebook hasn't subsided since Christmas. Life would be a lot easier if couriers actually took a photo including a house number or name or if all the Chloes ordering tat just learned how to pop to the shops.
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Unfortunatley the glut of "Duz NE1 no viss dorweigh" posts for missing parcels on Facebook hasn't subsided since Christmas. Life would be a lot easier if couriers actually took a photo including a house number or name or if all the Chloes ordering tat just learned how to pop to the shops.
Over the first part of this week i've required some chewing gum for the brain, much of which has been podcasts of Johnny Vaughan's radio show. My key observation is this: he spends a ridiculous amount of time introducing two Wet Leg records.
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Over the first part of this week i've required some chewing gum for the brain, much of which has been podcasts of Johnny Vaughan's radio show. My key observation is this: he spends a ridiculous amount of time introducing two Wet Leg records.
Guten abend. First post in several days. Just came here to see if there was a Violet Beauregarde "Can it, you nit!" GIF, but apparently not.
January 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Guten abend. First post in several days. Just came here to see if there was a Violet Beauregarde "Can it, you nit!" GIF, but apparently not.
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Oh Baby by Rhianna. No, not Rihanna. Rhianna. It was a proper hit, but like a lot of early 2000s songs and artists who came and went between the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming, it seems to have fallen into a sort of digital void...
timworthington.org/2021/11/09/l...
timworthington.org/2021/11/09/l...
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Oh Baby by Rhianna. No, not Rihanna. Rhianna. It was a proper hit, but like a lot of early 2000s songs and artists who came and went between the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming, it seems to have fallen into a sort of digital void...
timworthington.org/2021/11/09/l...
timworthington.org/2021/11/09/l...
You exercise tossers have far too much time and money on your hands. What are you constantly running from? Are you looking forward to saying on your deathbed that you're glad you spent so much time pointlessly running or doing squats?
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 PM
You exercise tossers have far too much time and money on your hands. What are you constantly running from? Are you looking forward to saying on your deathbed that you're glad you spent so much time pointlessly running or doing squats?
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FFS. I can't write parodies as funny as this.
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
FFS. I can't write parodies as funny as this.
FFS. I can't write parodies as funny as this.
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
FFS. I can't write parodies as funny as this.
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Trying to work out if my new logo should be a skull with a beard or a skull with a beard and a flat cap.
So I can make it clear that my barber/coffee roaster/brewery/takeaway/landscape gardening/roofing/accountancy firm/motivational speaking/nursery is maverick and does things differently.
So I can make it clear that my barber/coffee roaster/brewery/takeaway/landscape gardening/roofing/accountancy firm/motivational speaking/nursery is maverick and does things differently.
January 24, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Trying to work out if my new logo should be a skull with a beard or a skull with a beard and a flat cap.
So I can make it clear that my barber/coffee roaster/brewery/takeaway/landscape gardening/roofing/accountancy firm/motivational speaking/nursery is maverick and does things differently.
So I can make it clear that my barber/coffee roaster/brewery/takeaway/landscape gardening/roofing/accountancy firm/motivational speaking/nursery is maverick and does things differently.
Much like The Moffats last week, i first heard of N'Sync in Germany about six months before they got their big push in the UK.
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Much like The Moffats last week, i first heard of N'Sync in Germany about six months before they got their big push in the UK.
I'm sure this will come as no surprise to anyone, but (Canadian) The Moffats were big in Germany. In all honesty, I think this is a decent tune. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I'm sure this will come as no surprise to anyone, but (Canadian) The Moffats were big in Germany. In all honesty, I think this is a decent tune. #totp
I cannot remember the last time i heard a Basement Jaxx song other than "Do Your Thing" on the radio.
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I cannot remember the last time i heard a Basement Jaxx song other than "Do Your Thing" on the radio.
I bought a bottle of short dated gold top earlier this week. Today is the first day since then that i've been at home to have breakfast. Luxury cereal and brew today, laaaaaaads!
January 23, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I bought a bottle of short dated gold top earlier this week. Today is the first day since then that i've been at home to have breakfast. Luxury cereal and brew today, laaaaaaads!
#BritAward nominations
BEST SONG
- Bagpuss' Pepto Medley
- Fck U & UR Byfrnd
- It's Bernie
- Last Christmas
- The Rapping Song
BEST SONG
- Bagpuss' Pepto Medley
- Fck U & UR Byfrnd
- It's Bernie
- Last Christmas
- The Rapping Song
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
#BritAward nominations
BEST SONG
- Bagpuss' Pepto Medley
- Fck U & UR Byfrnd
- It's Bernie
- Last Christmas
- The Rapping Song
BEST SONG
- Bagpuss' Pepto Medley
- Fck U & UR Byfrnd
- It's Bernie
- Last Christmas
- The Rapping Song
#BritAward nominations
BEST GROUP
- Blouse
- Don Lusher Big Band
- London Metropolitan Police Force
- The MiniPops
- Vanilla
BEST GROUP
- Blouse
- Don Lusher Big Band
- London Metropolitan Police Force
- The MiniPops
- Vanilla
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
#BritAward nominations
BEST GROUP
- Blouse
- Don Lusher Big Band
- London Metropolitan Police Force
- The MiniPops
- Vanilla
BEST GROUP
- Blouse
- Don Lusher Big Band
- London Metropolitan Police Force
- The MiniPops
- Vanilla
I listened to the entire Star Turn album "Are You Affiliated" this afternoon. Made more sense than the speech that was going on at the time. Even the track which was just bingo being called.
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I listened to the entire Star Turn album "Are You Affiliated" this afternoon. Made more sense than the speech that was going on at the time. Even the track which was just bingo being called.
Hue and Cry release "Labour of Love". Charts well. Makes a decent splash. They release the even better "Strength to Strength" and it staggers up to 46 after three weeks. Then they (re-)release the resentful and vitriolic "I Refuse" and it only makes 45. There was no logic in that.
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Hue and Cry release "Labour of Love". Charts well. Makes a decent splash. They release the even better "Strength to Strength" and it staggers up to 46 after three weeks. Then they (re-)release the resentful and vitriolic "I Refuse" and it only makes 45. There was no logic in that.
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Reviews are in and it's a mixed reception...
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Reviews are in and it's a mixed reception...