Jon Stafford
@jonstafford.bsky.social
Aficionado of the absurd, progressive politics wonk, snark enthusiast, would-be pontificator, comic book lover, and all-around nerd. Probably thinking about superheroes right now.
Society should operate by the same rules as a pizza party: everyone gets a piece before anyone gets seconds.
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Society should operate by the same rules as a pizza party: everyone gets a piece before anyone gets seconds.
Where can I get one of these in real life?
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Where can I get one of these in real life?
So POTUS is saying that the King of England stripped his brother of his titles and royal status and cast him out because of a Democratic hoax?
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
So POTUS is saying that the King of England stripped his brother of his titles and royal status and cast him out because of a Democratic hoax?
The former Prince Andrew reportedly wanted to drop the hyphen and be “Andrew Mountbatten Windsor." But Queen Elizabeth’s edict was clear: her descendants must bear the surname “Mountbatten-Windsor." Palace overrules Andrew. Dude can’t even control a hyphen anymore.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The former Prince Andrew reportedly wanted to drop the hyphen and be “Andrew Mountbatten Windsor." But Queen Elizabeth’s edict was clear: her descendants must bear the surname “Mountbatten-Windsor." Palace overrules Andrew. Dude can’t even control a hyphen anymore.
"Let them get 50-year mortgages." -Marie Antrumpette
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"Let them get 50-year mortgages." -Marie Antrumpette
"How many times do you have to take communion before you’ve consumed an entire Jesus?" -James Fell
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"How many times do you have to take communion before you’ve consumed an entire Jesus?" -James Fell
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Half a mile inside a mountain in the north of Norway, the UK is preparing for war.
Deep inside a mountain, Britain prepares for Russian onslaught
British military planners travelled to Bodø, nestled between the sea and snow-capped peaks of the Arctic Circle, to war-game out the response to Russian threats.
www.politico.eu
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Half a mile inside a mountain in the north of Norway, the UK is preparing for war.
2025 has not been kind to arrogant, entitled men born into privileged families and named Andrew.
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
2025 has not been kind to arrogant, entitled men born into privileged families and named Andrew.
A 15-point win for VA gov. A 5-point win for VA AG in a race he was expected to lose. A 13-point win for NJ gov, in a race that was expected to be close. An outright majority in NYC in a three-way race. A 30-point win for Prop 50 in CA. #BlueWave #Election2025
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
A 15-point win for VA gov. A 5-point win for VA AG in a race he was expected to lose. A 13-point win for NJ gov, in a race that was expected to be close. An outright majority in NYC in a three-way race. A 30-point win for Prop 50 in CA. #BlueWave #Election2025
In the face of an embarrassing election loss, the aspiring autocrat doubles down on the autocracy. Because if elections aren't going to go your way, then maybe there don't need to be elections at all. Watch the Pantone Menace in the coming days.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
In the face of an embarrassing election loss, the aspiring autocrat doubles down on the autocracy. Because if elections aren't going to go your way, then maybe there don't need to be elections at all. Watch the Pantone Menace in the coming days.
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Establishment Dems pushing Janet Mills—who would be 85 after her first term—to run for Maine Senate.🤦🏽♂️
We HAVE a stellar candidate in Graham Platner (40), who rejects AIPAC, condemns Israel’s genocide in Gaza, demands universal healthcare, & is people funded. Donate $5 here: actl.ink/grmpltnerbgi...
We HAVE a stellar candidate in Graham Platner (40), who rejects AIPAC, condemns Israel’s genocide in Gaza, demands universal healthcare, & is people funded. Donate $5 here: actl.ink/grmpltnerbgi...
actl.ink
September 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Establishment Dems pushing Janet Mills—who would be 85 after her first term—to run for Maine Senate.🤦🏽♂️
We HAVE a stellar candidate in Graham Platner (40), who rejects AIPAC, condemns Israel’s genocide in Gaza, demands universal healthcare, & is people funded. Donate $5 here: actl.ink/grmpltnerbgi...
We HAVE a stellar candidate in Graham Platner (40), who rejects AIPAC, condemns Israel’s genocide in Gaza, demands universal healthcare, & is people funded. Donate $5 here: actl.ink/grmpltnerbgi...
LMAO @ Democrats saying they oppose Mamdani because he would be "deeply unpopular" as mayor. They oppose him because he will be deeply POPULAR as mayor and it scares the bejesus out of them.
September 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
LMAO @ Democrats saying they oppose Mamdani because he would be "deeply unpopular" as mayor. They oppose him because he will be deeply POPULAR as mayor and it scares the bejesus out of them.
"We're all going to die." -Senator Joni Ernst
True. But sometimes our careers die first.
True. But sometimes our careers die first.
Republican Sen. Joni Ernst won't seek re-election in Iowa in 2026
The two-term Republican had faced criticism from the right for wavering over Trump’s pick of Pete Hegseth to lead the Defense Department. She was first elected to the Senate in 2014.
www.nbcnews.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"We're all going to die." -Senator Joni Ernst
True. But sometimes our careers die first.
True. But sometimes our careers die first.
The Harmonic Multiverse is the idea that all possible universes exist like notes in a vast cosmic symphony. Close realities differ slightly, like instruments playing a note sharp or flat, while distant ones are whole new tunes. Reality is harmony: fractal superpositions structured like music.
August 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Harmonic Multiverse is the idea that all possible universes exist like notes in a vast cosmic symphony. Close realities differ slightly, like instruments playing a note sharp or flat, while distant ones are whole new tunes. Reality is harmony: fractal superpositions structured like music.
Sometimes I don't want to be perceived. Sometimes I want to be the center of attention. The fun part is that even I don't know how I'll feel at any given moment.
August 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes I don't want to be perceived. Sometimes I want to be the center of attention. The fun part is that even I don't know how I'll feel at any given moment.
Alaska is the perfect place for a meeting with Putin because, like Ukraine, it used to be Russian territory but never will be again.
August 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Alaska is the perfect place for a meeting with Putin because, like Ukraine, it used to be Russian territory but never will be again.
Why do they call it Mobile, Alabama when it hasn't moved in years?
August 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Why do they call it Mobile, Alabama when it hasn't moved in years?
Just to be clear: 47 doesn't hate war because he abhors violence and killing. He hates war for the same reason that he hates kids and animals: because they take attention away from him. He only wants chaos when HE orchestrates it.
August 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just to be clear: 47 doesn't hate war because he abhors violence and killing. He hates war for the same reason that he hates kids and animals: because they take attention away from him. He only wants chaos when HE orchestrates it.
Current NYC mayoral polling:
Zohran Mamdani 44%
Andrew Cuomo 25%
Curtis Sliwa 12%
Eric Adams 7%
Hizzoner should probably start packing.
Zohran Mamdani 44%
Andrew Cuomo 25%
Curtis Sliwa 12%
Eric Adams 7%
Hizzoner should probably start packing.
August 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Current NYC mayoral polling:
Zohran Mamdani 44%
Andrew Cuomo 25%
Curtis Sliwa 12%
Eric Adams 7%
Hizzoner should probably start packing.
Zohran Mamdani 44%
Andrew Cuomo 25%
Curtis Sliwa 12%
Eric Adams 7%
Hizzoner should probably start packing.
Can you only see your children on weekends but don't?
Did your mom cosign for your truck?
Are you not allowed to buy Sudafed?
Do you still talk about the time you almost met Kid Rock?
Do you not wash your butthole because it's "too gay?"
If so, ICE wants to hire you!
Did your mom cosign for your truck?
Are you not allowed to buy Sudafed?
Do you still talk about the time you almost met Kid Rock?
Do you not wash your butthole because it's "too gay?"
If so, ICE wants to hire you!
August 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Can you only see your children on weekends but don't?
Did your mom cosign for your truck?
Are you not allowed to buy Sudafed?
Do you still talk about the time you almost met Kid Rock?
Do you not wash your butthole because it's "too gay?"
If so, ICE wants to hire you!
Did your mom cosign for your truck?
Are you not allowed to buy Sudafed?
Do you still talk about the time you almost met Kid Rock?
Do you not wash your butthole because it's "too gay?"
If so, ICE wants to hire you!
Ghislaine Maxwell will name names, who will coincidentally be mostly Dems or MAGA enemies. She’ll claim 47 is a righteous man who read the Bible in his spare time and tried to get Epstein to change his wicked ways. Then she will get a pardon for her "bravery."
August 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell will name names, who will coincidentally be mostly Dems or MAGA enemies. She’ll claim 47 is a righteous man who read the Bible in his spare time and tried to get Epstein to change his wicked ways. Then she will get a pardon for her "bravery."
If you want to boycott Dean Cain shows I have good news for you: he hasn't been in any for years.
August 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If you want to boycott Dean Cain shows I have good news for you: he hasn't been in any for years.
Thinking about how if I were Paul Atreides none of the crazy stuff would have gone down because no effing way would I have stuck my hand in that box.
August 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Thinking about how if I were Paul Atreides none of the crazy stuff would have gone down because no effing way would I have stuck my hand in that box.
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Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician
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Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician
CLEARWATER, FL—After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hogan’s spasming cadaver reportedly lifted a mortician high above its head Monday and body-slammed the professional. “At approximately 1:34 p.m., Hulk Hogan’s deceased corpse underwent spontaneous convulsions, at which point the cadaver bolted upright, ripped off its body bag, […]
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August 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician
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