Jon Stafford
@jonstafford.bsky.social
Aficionado of the absurd, progressive politics wonk, snark enthusiast, would-be pontificator, comic book lover, and all-around nerd. Probably thinking about superheroes right now.
Where can I get one of these in real life?
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Where can I get one of these in real life?
A 15-point win for VA gov. A 5-point win for VA AG in a race he was expected to lose. A 13-point win for NJ gov, in a race that was expected to be close. An outright majority in NYC in a three-way race. A 30-point win for Prop 50 in CA. #BlueWave #Election2025
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
A 15-point win for VA gov. A 5-point win for VA AG in a race he was expected to lose. A 13-point win for NJ gov, in a race that was expected to be close. An outright majority in NYC in a three-way race. A 30-point win for Prop 50 in CA. #BlueWave #Election2025
Baby grey squirrel, about 3 weeks old.
July 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Baby grey squirrel, about 3 weeks old.
This is not a chicken nugget. It is a solid clump of nacho cheese powder found in a freshly opened bag of Doritos. Truly the gods have smiled on me this day.
July 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This is not a chicken nugget. It is a solid clump of nacho cheese powder found in a freshly opened bag of Doritos. Truly the gods have smiled on me this day.
Tired of leftist tankie nitwits claiming the hammer & sickle is the "opposite" of the swastika. No — it’s oppression by another name. The true opposite is this flag. Time for progressives to reclaim patriotism from the Confederate cosplay crowd. Freedom, equality, justice for ALL.
June 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Tired of leftist tankie nitwits claiming the hammer & sickle is the "opposite" of the swastika. No — it’s oppression by another name. The true opposite is this flag. Time for progressives to reclaim patriotism from the Confederate cosplay crowd. Freedom, equality, justice for ALL.
THIS is the opposite of a swastika. A lot of dumbasses need to be reminded of that.
June 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
THIS is the opposite of a swastika. A lot of dumbasses need to be reminded of that.
A little-known provision in the Constitution gives Major League Baseball the authority to overrule most federal agencies.
June 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A little-known provision in the Constitution gives Major League Baseball the authority to overrule most federal agencies.
Hey, Congressman Lynch, you know who wouldn't have had any problem deciding that democracy was in peril? Joe Moakley. Do your goddam job or we'll find someone who will.
April 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hey, Congressman Lynch, you know who wouldn't have had any problem deciding that democracy was in peril? Joe Moakley. Do your goddam job or we'll find someone who will.
BREAKING: The Vatican announces that Pope Francis died of "Turpitudo animae," which is High Church Latin for "Cringe." No comment on where His Holiness might have been exposed.
April 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
BREAKING: The Vatican announces that Pope Francis died of "Turpitudo animae," which is High Church Latin for "Cringe." No comment on where His Holiness might have been exposed.
These two handsome guys are Romulus and Remus. They are the first Dire Wolves to exist in over 12,000 years. They were cloned by a company called Colossal Biosciences.
So science has managed to recreate the Dire Wolf before George R.R. Martin has finished "Winds of Winter." Lol.
So science has managed to recreate the Dire Wolf before George R.R. Martin has finished "Winds of Winter." Lol.
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
These two handsome guys are Romulus and Remus. They are the first Dire Wolves to exist in over 12,000 years. They were cloned by a company called Colossal Biosciences.
So science has managed to recreate the Dire Wolf before George R.R. Martin has finished "Winds of Winter." Lol.
So science has managed to recreate the Dire Wolf before George R.R. Martin has finished "Winds of Winter." Lol.
How was anyone in Greenland supposed to take him seriously? He wasn't even wearing a suit.
March 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How was anyone in Greenland supposed to take him seriously? He wasn't even wearing a suit.
Whomsoever lifts this keychain shall drive the Honda Civic of THOR.
March 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Whomsoever lifts this keychain shall drive the Honda Civic of THOR.
I thought Massachusetts wasn't MAGA country but now I'm not so sure...
March 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I thought Massachusetts wasn't MAGA country but now I'm not so sure...
President Skwerl will never lie. President Skwerl will never cheat. President Skwerl will never eliminate the Department of Education.
Skwerl. The leader we need.
Paid for by the Skwerl for President Committee.
Skwerl. The leader we need.
Paid for by the Skwerl for President Committee.
March 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
President Skwerl will never lie. President Skwerl will never cheat. President Skwerl will never eliminate the Department of Education.
Skwerl. The leader we need.
Paid for by the Skwerl for President Committee.
Skwerl. The leader we need.
Paid for by the Skwerl for President Committee.
My grandfather in 1940.
March 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My grandfather in 1940.
In the 1930s-1940s my grandfather, Gene Stafford, was a radio writer and actor. The two most famous shows he worked on are "Jungle Jim" and "Secret Agent K-7." He also wrote a K-7 book, but up until today I have never been able to find a copy. It should be here next week!
February 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In the 1930s-1940s my grandfather, Gene Stafford, was a radio writer and actor. The two most famous shows he worked on are "Jungle Jim" and "Secret Agent K-7." He also wrote a K-7 book, but up until today I have never been able to find a copy. It should be here next week!
February 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Understand: when the WH posted a picture of our new king, it was not a joke. This is how he floats things. Put it out there as a joke, but not really. "But then people started saying maybe it was a good idea." Then shrug and act like he's completely indifferent. It's all a game.
February 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Understand: when the WH posted a picture of our new king, it was not a joke. This is how he floats things. Put it out there as a joke, but not really. "But then people started saying maybe it was a good idea." Then shrug and act like he's completely indifferent. It's all a game.
In a state most unfit for governance, with goblet in hand and sense departed, I did command the digital sage ChatGPT to draft a proclamation of grandiloquent folly, wherein I did seize, by right of wine and whimsy, all titles of my forebears, whether history agrees or not.
February 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
In a state most unfit for governance, with goblet in hand and sense departed, I did command the digital sage ChatGPT to draft a proclamation of grandiloquent folly, wherein I did seize, by right of wine and whimsy, all titles of my forebears, whether history agrees or not.
Did you know that you can submit a formal request to the Vatican to excommunicate a blasphemous Catholic? Feel free to copy/paste. I sent mine a couple days ago.
February 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Did you know that you can submit a formal request to the Vatican to excommunicate a blasphemous Catholic? Feel free to copy/paste. I sent mine a couple days ago.
We call him Plain White Rapper.
February 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We call him Plain White Rapper.