Too Clever By Hole
@jonsequitur.bsky.social
Looking is free, but touching is gonna cost you something
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Yes, yes, I'm late. But more importantly I'm stupid.
Ole Miss out here in the new money kitchen counter lids
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Ole Miss out here in the new money kitchen counter lids
You deserve how you look if you use a coupon for a haircut.
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
You deserve how you look if you use a coupon for a haircut.
Ray Lewis out there dressed in the Corrupt Cop Special
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Ray Lewis out there dressed in the Corrupt Cop Special
Is Ryan Day's beard balding? See, that's why you don't use motor oil as dye.
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Is Ryan Day's beard balding? See, that's why you don't use motor oil as dye.
Somehow every crowd shot of Miami fans confirms my priors
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Somehow every crowd shot of Miami fans confirms my priors
And the bestest boy of 2025 has also been spotted.
December 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And the bestest boy of 2025 has also been spotted.
Found the goodest girl of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Found the goodest girl of 2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
And why does BYU use the IHOP font on their headsets?
December 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And why does BYU use the IHOP font on their headsets?
Why is Haynes King not running today?!
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Why is Haynes King not running today?!
Y'all keep trying but you cannot make me know what a "Will Stancil" is
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Y'all keep trying but you cannot make me know what a "Will Stancil" is
Unlocked a new core Xmas memory yesterday. After a last minute snafu meant having to be at work at 0200 and work a 10 hour shift I went to Waffle House to finally eat. Got to witness two separate people get fucking loud and livid that it was taking a long time. At Waffle House. On Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Unlocked a new core Xmas memory yesterday. After a last minute snafu meant having to be at work at 0200 and work a 10 hour shift I went to Waffle House to finally eat. Got to witness two separate people get fucking loud and livid that it was taking a long time. At Waffle House. On Christmas.
This game is drunk...the kind of drunk that after stumbling home can't figure out how to unlock the front door
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This game is drunk...the kind of drunk that after stumbling home can't figure out how to unlock the front door
Pedocon theory is undefeated.
A teenage GOP official resigns after a vigilante sting group posts a video — and a community confronts the blurry line between citizen activism and amateur justice.
www.ajc.com/politics/202...
www.ajc.com/politics/202...
A viral confrontation and a sudden resignation shake up Georgia GOP
The man behind the vigilante sting operation that apparently netted a teenage GOP official says he has no regrets.
www.ajc.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Pedocon theory is undefeated.
Somehow missed on my last few trips down 75 but now it is "The Free State of Florida” Fuck all the way of with that Meatball Ron. The only thing free is the whooping cough you are infecting the children with
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Somehow missed on my last few trips down 75 but now it is "The Free State of Florida” Fuck all the way of with that Meatball Ron. The only thing free is the whooping cough you are infecting the children with
Due to a sinus infection I am now on day 3 of sounding like RFK Jr. For some reason I still do not subscribe to miasma theory and think that vaccines are a good idea. Research into how some gets that fucking insane are still ongoing
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Due to a sinus infection I am now on day 3 of sounding like RFK Jr. For some reason I still do not subscribe to miasma theory and think that vaccines are a good idea. Research into how some gets that fucking insane are still ongoing
I'm so close to perfection.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm so close to perfection.
The "What will MTG do after she retires" discourse is ridiculous. IDGAF, it's not like I would care if a robocall scamming entrepreneur quit for something else after vesting their pension (especially when I'm paying the fucking pension). Why are we searching for new grifts for the criminally insane?
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The "What will MTG do after she retires" discourse is ridiculous. IDGAF, it's not like I would care if a robocall scamming entrepreneur quit for something else after vesting their pension (especially when I'm paying the fucking pension). Why are we searching for new grifts for the criminally insane?
It appears I may have erred in getting my COVID and flu shot in the same arm.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It appears I may have erred in getting my COVID and flu shot in the same arm.
I have survived a Costco and Publix trip on the Sunday before Thanksgiving. Thank me for my service
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I have survived a Costco and Publix trip on the Sunday before Thanksgiving. Thank me for my service
Brent Key channeling James Franklin
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Brent Key channeling James Franklin
Gotdamnit @edsbs.bsky.social you can't just tell me as a flacons fan that Russia has a ring just when I unrack while benching. That's plain rude
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Gotdamnit @edsbs.bsky.social you can't just tell me as a flacons fan that Russia has a ring just when I unrack while benching. That's plain rude
The fact that I dress from the waist up like Swanboy and the waist down like Noel is somewhat concerning.
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The fact that I dress from the waist up like Swanboy and the waist down like Noel is somewhat concerning.
ACC Crab Bucket 4 Lyfe!
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
ACC Crab Bucket 4 Lyfe!
The ACC refs are drunk with power this year and I, for one, am here for it.
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The ACC refs are drunk with power this year and I, for one, am here for it.