Had to use some bougie cornmeal that came in a produce share but it still came out right.

Haynes King, WHO DID DIE...

Nope!

"I ain't putting that in if you don't have the ticket right!" "You don't get to put any more orders in until these are gone!" I would charge a machine gun nest for that woman.

The lady calling orders (oddly enough, not the one wearing the God's Strongest Soldier shirt) wasn't having their shit. "We're to only place open!" She ran that place with a deserved iron fist. She was just as mad at the servers not filling out tickets correctly.

Says something about me that I went straight to thinking about the secondary market and didn't consider the end stage capitalism of a corporation having an entire line of bean merchandise (yes, now I've been to the websites and narrowly avoided purchasing a beans adult onesie)

I want one of those bean hats and am scared to go to eBay and see what it'll cost to cop it

The haters are in shambles. Crying into the collars of their DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH jumpers

I think the TECHNICALLY IT'S CALLED EPHEBOPHILIA (no way in hell I'm spell checking that) wearer from the Megyn Kelly collection wins hands down