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Jonny Walker
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Dork Pisscott
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Screw it. Give the Lions 5 downs
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Everyone in the house sleeping, watching the eagles offense, dangling my scrotum over a space heater
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That's not even exciting to me as the offense is about to dutch oven itself
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Jonathan Gannon put this on bitch
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I get my sports fix by watching the sitcom classic Coach on Antenna TV.
I was gonna sign up for a Fubo free trial because $55 for the first month didn't seem THAT bad but noooo it's actually $15 more because of a "regional sports fee" that isn't advertised up front. I hate this! You all suck!
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by Jonny Walker
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Lady at the end screaming

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves this is a place of worship!
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Certified Dork Liam Coen
October 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dookie Butts?
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
October 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Kelce now doing a "little nuts celebration"
September 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Neverland Ranch shit put this guy on a list
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Orioles pitcher screaming "You ARE the father!" after every strike out.
August 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reading this on the beach while visiting the in-laws
This is not the print I ordered but it is really, really funny so I'll take it
July 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Democratic party is ass I'm sorry
Phillies are ass I’m sorry
March 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Many people saying "I guess Josh Allen will just have to be decapitated for people to realize the tush push is dangerous." Wow
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I think I've decided to celebrate when they don't strikeout. Pop fly swinging at ball 4 with the bases loaded, hell yeah good job, idiot!
March 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Thinking about the Flyers and just laaaaaffin
March 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Torts making everyone miserable as shit is what I've always wanted.
March 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ohhp can't reply 🤔
Buddy, that boogeyman only works when the thing doesn't also help millions of people.
March 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I've never seen a movie in my life
March 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Added ingredient was rat poison but whatever
Spot on. Ai is all about learning to ask the right question. Try Perplexity and Claude. Free apps and online. I asked Perplexity to combine six versions of a recipe into the best recipe—and it added an ingredient to improve on all six. 😳
February 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Paul George and his agent = Eagles

Daryl Morey = Chiefs
February 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'm fine sacrificing the sixers for my mental health+ and Josh Harris's mental health-. I hope they lose every game by 30.
February 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM