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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭
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𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐦🌈™
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𝑐ᵣₑₑ𝒑ᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₒᵤ𝑡 𝑡ⲏₐ 𝑐ₒ𝑓𝑓ᵢ𝑛 wᵢ𝑡 ₐ ⲏₐ𝑡𝑐ⲏₑ𝑡 𝑏𝑦 𝑚𝑦 𝑠ᵢ𝑑ₑ
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This is actually just how I look fr
July 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Can't count how many times Restless Reef has come in clutch in my Dimir Tempo list 🙌
July 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Me arriving at the function
July 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I forgot my name on Walmart.com is Dick Crusader 🤔
July 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When you make fun of me this is who you're making fun of
July 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I like magic the gathering card game
July 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Jftr I stopped posting here because my memes were too spicy and kept getting removed also a bunch of anti Tankie accounts put me on watchlists 😏
May 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Elon Musk is terrified of everyone knowing the names of the people who work for him.

So do your work.
February 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Real Dungeon Shit
Real Dungeon Shit
Woke Mind Virus
soundcloud.com
February 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Where in the world is my surplus labor value?
January 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this but PATSOC doesn't equal TANKIE ffs 🤦
January 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Went 13-2 with 8 whack in Historic ranked. Ended 15 games tonight at gold 3
January 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not having any for four or five days 🤔
One time at a restaurant, my dad forced me to eat fried mushrooms, and it made me vomit.
January 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you aren't following me for leftprop and the occasional hot take you're wasting your time 💁
January 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 10:53 AM
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What are you doing today?

Me: oh nothing much
December 20, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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