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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭
@jonnyeldritch.bsky.social
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This is actually just how I look fr
July 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Me arriving at the function
Image features a magic the gathering card called monoist circuit-feeder from edge of eternities
July 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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When you make fun of me this is who you're making fun of
Image is a magic the gathering card called tortured existence it depicts a man tied to a pillar in a dungeon
July 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Image features a seething wojak of Trump the text reads: he who saves his country breaks no law followed by a string of boomer inspired one's and exclamation points
February 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The image features a black and white depiction of a Fascist Richest Man in the World getting his blains brown out by a gu n the text overlay reads FASCIST LIVES DON'T MATTER
February 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Where in the world is my surplus labor value?
The image features Carmen Sandiego in her trademark red coat and hat she strikes a dynamic pose beneath a text overlay that reads: EVEN A MASTER THIEF COULDN'T STEAL ENOUGH FROM THE CAPITAL CLASS TO EQUAL WHAT THEY HAVE STOLEN FROM US"
January 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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The image features a "Holler General" parking lot with three cryptids: the flat woods monster, the Grafton monster and perched atop the sign the mothman the text overlay reads in the hippy nightmare font: keep Appalachia weird and diverse
January 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Went 13-2 with 8 whack in Historic ranked. Ended 15 games tonight at gold 3
8 whack 4 Foundry Street Denizen 15 Mountain 4 Goblin Bushwhacker 4 Tormod's Crypt 4 Ornithopter 2 Bone Saw 4 Kuldotha Rebirth 2 Legion Loyalist 4 Reckless Bushwhacker 2 Battle Cry Goblin 4 Voldaren Epicure 1 Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance 4 Rundvelt Hordemaster 4 Gleeful Demolition 2 Arena of Glory
January 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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The image features a Bourgeois Pig superimposed over a decaying city scape and a pile of money. The text overlay reads: "THE CAPITAL CLASS WANTS TO LIE THEIR WAY INTO A DYSTOPIA"
January 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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The image features a beat up Donkey and Diddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country. The text overlay reads: DENYING HEALTHCARE IS VIOLENCE
January 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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The image features Elon Musk in a pose that resembles a swastika the text overlay reads: FASCISM IS CAPITALISM IN DECAY
December 24, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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What are you doing today?

Me: oh nothing much
Image features a woman dressed in ghillie with a beanie and sunglasses. She has fashioned a makeshift bird feeder from a paper plate and attached it to her sunglasses to attract and feed birds from the seed held in the plate
December 20, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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The image features an outline of holiday lights in the shape of a human body. The text overlay reads: ALL I WANT FOR THE HOLIDAYS IS MORE CEOS LINED IN CHALK
December 20, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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The image features Tal Set from the Turok series of comics and video games running from a T-Rex. The text overlay reads: if Tal Set can escape this T-Rex then we can escape capitalism
December 18, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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I fucking require this to be satire
the image features a youtube comment section. 760HorsePower asks, "who do you liberals like more cnn or msnbc? followed by a thinking emoji. Blackwatertv7018 replies "Do you have a life?" to which 760HP wastes no less than two minutes before responding, "I mean, I do have the 2021 Mustang Shelby GT500 Carbon Fiber package 760 horsepower 5.2 liter supercharged v8, so I guess yes I do have a life.
December 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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I'm just a rite-pilled little demon-cel 👹🤙
Image is a magic the gathering card called Shadow-Rite Priest it's a human cleric for 1B that gives other clerics you control +1/+1 and can sac a cleric to tutor a black creature onto the battlefield and then shuffle. It's a 2/2 with flavor text that reads: backstabbing is common within demonic cults. So are front- and side-stabbing.
December 16, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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The image features Bowser standing in front of a huge pile of coins behind him Luigi lurks with a blank stare the text overlay reads: IF YOUR LUDICROUS WEALTH WOULD ENABLE YOU TO HELP MILLIONS BUT YOU HOARD IT INSTEAD YOU'RE ONE OF THE BAD GUYS
December 13, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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A digital graphic, likely a meme or social media post.  It features Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles (Red) superimposed, in a style reminiscent of pixel art, but with a more distorted, possibly retro-filtered look. Sonic is pointing upwards, and expressions of both characters seem exaggerated or stylized. The background is a vibrant, somewhat chaotic mix of blue, and more pastel colors, with elements giving the impression of pixelated scenery. Overlaid on the combined image is text that reads: "HEY YOU! YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE PROLETARIAN CLASS!" and below that "THAT MEANS RICH PEOPLE ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR LABOR!" The overall tone suggests a commentary, likely political or socioeconomic, referencing the concept of the proletariat and the exploitation of labor by the wealthy. The style appears to deliberately blend elements of the original Sonic aesthetic with a more modern, meme-ready design.
December 12, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Greg Locke can eat piss and drink shit
The image features hate pastor Greg Locke shedding crocodile tears and pointing. The text overlay reads: NO! I'M NOT CRYING TO EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATE MY CONGREGATION! I'M CRYING BECAUSE I LOVE CHRIST SO MUCH AND HIS SPIRIT IS FILLING ME UP! (and also I'm scared of tarot cards)
December 11, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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You know you're in the south when:
Image shows a paper bag with a holiday design Image features the same bag with an RC cola and Moon pies in front of it
December 11, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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The image features the assassin as Colonel Sanders with the letters "KFC" in bold along the top. Beneath the headline it reads "KILLIN FUCKIN CEOS" in a brand friendly font. There is a welrod near the assassin's lapel
December 9, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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The image features Arcade Gannon from the video game Fallout New Vegas he is posed in a Kubrick stare looking directly at the viewer. The text overlay reads "IF YOU'RE ABETTING THE PROFIT MARGINS OF DEADLY CORPORATIONS YOU SHOULD BE TERRIFIED"
December 8, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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The image features a revolver held pointing at CEO rat Elon Musk from a first person perspective. The text overlay reads: IT ACTUALLY IS "BASED" TO KILL A CEO
December 8, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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#RadicalizedBoomerMeme
The meme features a headsman leading his charge to a guillotine fashioned in such a way that it resembles a plinko board from the price is right.
December 7, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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I use a combination of these apps on my android phone and use Google to source the images I want to include. Thanks too it's awesome and reassuring hearing that there are people who enjoy this aesthetic 🖤🙏
Image is a folder containing the applications add text, glitch lab, glitch!, IbisPaintx, meme generator, root photos, photo layers and PicsArt for android devices
December 6, 2024 at 8:27 PM