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Jon Martini
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Husband, Father (He/Him), #SFGiants Fan, Gamer (Destiny: Physics Department), Watch Lover, BBQ'er, Jeeper, Country Music Fan, Knowledge Worker / Tech Exec
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Reminder:
Be this person, and surround yourself with others who are likewise.
I now understand what my Seattle friends mean when they say, "Sam Darnold doing 'Darnold Things'"

Y'all, that was wild 😆😂🤣
#FTTB #BangBang
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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What a time to know anything about the history of American imperialism and its consequences
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I mean, accurate to more of a degree than I likely acknowledge 🤣
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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This is an act of war and illegal under both US and international law, let’s just be clear about that:
C.I.A. Conducted Drone Strike on Port in Venezuela
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It's wrapping day! Almost printed out our tracker to make sure things were accounted for, and then I heard Stringer in my head 😆
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Here's hoping the first sunrise of Winter Break portends of what's to come. Hope all y'all are having an amazing morning
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'm in Tennessee.
I had In-N-Out for dinner.
Had to pinch myself, but yeah...
This happened.
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Normally not one for modern Christmas songs, but this one right here got me.

Merry Christmas to all my friends celebrating soon, here's hoping the upcoming week is easy and filled with love.
Christmas To Me
open.spotify.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Y'all... this is FOUL.
Caught it and at first glance was so hype for my sons.
Then reading comprehension kicked in, and I wanted to throat punch someone. Why would you do this!?
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
[Record scratch] Narrator voice:
I bet you're wondering how I got here. Of course, I *more* than *knew* something
Q: "There were new Epstein photos released today showing you…What was your reaction?"

Trump: “There are hundreds and hundreds of people that have photos with him, so that's no big deal. I know nothing about it.”
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I was not expecting what this is in response to.

Same token, I also understand why it was asked 😂
why is this so upsetting
December 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
<--- Former CPTO & SW Engineer
[Stares in Bachelor of Science in History & Philosophy]
🙄
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"If" by Rudyard Kipling
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Gran Turismo gamers:
Tomorrow we'll get Spec III. I'm stoked.

Feel like Polyphony didn't do a ton of press around the Power Pack DLC. I just read through everything coming with it and I'm more than intrigued. Are any of my followers throwing down the $30 for full Motorsports immersion experiences?
Power Pack
『グランツーリスモ7』好評発売中
www.gran-turismo.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Well, this fully checks out. Number 1659 world wide of Eric Church fans for listening time. Honestly, kinda proud of this.
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Congressman Henry Cuellar was indicted for money laundering, bribery, and conspiracy, allegedly taking about $600,000, mostly from Azerbaijan, to influence U.S. policy.

President Donald Trump pardoned Cuellar, because Trump supports money laundering, bribery, and conspiracy.
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Well, accurate for sure, Seventeen minutes of time this year. In a game I have more than 3k hrs. sunk into. 🤷‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My favorite night of the year. The first night of Advent, a night of Hope.

May the joy, reverence, and spirit of the season bless you all friends. May your troubles seem far away, and the month to come be filled with grace beyond measure.
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ok, this is absolutely *WILD* to me...
TN is getting our 1st In-N-Out very soon. Can't lie, I've missed it terribly. But y'all... they're paving THREE extra lots (blue boxes) for overflow anticipating demand 😆 😂 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It'll be 17 years until Saturn goes "edge on rings" again... and it's supposed to be CLEAR somehow!

Pulled out my "MassiveLight Bucket™" scope to sit and wonder at the magic of it all tonight 😂
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yesterday, I spent in service. Troop 2015 realized a lot of our community is struggling. They put on a Fun-raiser, & did free Christmas photos. Two vintage cars, all decked out, & all day taking photos for the community.

Reminder, practice radical empathy. Lift folks up where you can. Love y'all...
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Hey y'all, I'm looking for my next role!

- 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel
- 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks
- 👨🏻‍💼 I'm also open to moving into management
- 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent

If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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MISRAAKS ON RADIO: Greetings, Eva. I have viewed your Dawning drama “Home Alone”. This hatchling, Kevin…small and overlooked in his clutch, he nevertheless shows great ingenuity and courage…and rage. In this way he reminds me of my Eido. You were correct—I found it humorous when he screamed.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM