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a black and white photo of a spinning top on a black surface
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December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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A little-known fact about weasels: if you hold one to your ear and listen carefully, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by a weasel.
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A little-known fact about weasels: if you hold one to your ear and listen carefully, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by a weasel.
If Jenrick found Handsworth intimidating, perhaps a career where he needs to deal with the diversity of a staggering 70-odd million people isn't the best fit for him.
Maybe he should stick to his comfort zone: fiddling tax loopholes for his property developer mates.
Maybe he should stick to his comfort zone: fiddling tax loopholes for his property developer mates.
October 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If Jenrick found Handsworth intimidating, perhaps a career where he needs to deal with the diversity of a staggering 70-odd million people isn't the best fit for him.
Maybe he should stick to his comfort zone: fiddling tax loopholes for his property developer mates.
Maybe he should stick to his comfort zone: fiddling tax loopholes for his property developer mates.
Remembering one of my favourite headlines...
September 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Remembering one of my favourite headlines...
A reminder from another platform about this blub-inducing banger.
The line that you guard the closest... between life and death.
youtu.be/9Uzx1pRR35w?...
The line that you guard the closest... between life and death.
youtu.be/9Uzx1pRR35w?...
Cardiacs - The Everso Closely Guarded Line (Lyrics Video)
YouTube video by Not ABC
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August 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A reminder from another platform about this blub-inducing banger.
The line that you guard the closest... between life and death.
youtu.be/9Uzx1pRR35w?...
The line that you guard the closest... between life and death.
youtu.be/9Uzx1pRR35w?...
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Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.
August 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.
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Elon Musk's X 'played central role' in stoking racist riots, damning report finds
Amnesty International analysis found X's algorithm prioritises posts that are most likely to contain lies and hatred - and say nothing has changed amid heightened tensions
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Amnesty International analysis found X's algorithm prioritises posts that are most likely to contain lies and hatred - and say nothing has changed amid heightened tensions
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Elon Musk's X 'played central role' in stoking racist riots, damning study finds
Amnesty International analysis found X's algorithm prioritises posts that are most likely to contain lies and hatred - and say nothing has changed amid heightened tensions
www.mirror.co.uk
August 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Elon Musk's X 'played central role' in stoking racist riots, damning report finds
Amnesty International analysis found X's algorithm prioritises posts that are most likely to contain lies and hatred - and say nothing has changed amid heightened tensions
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Amnesty International analysis found X's algorithm prioritises posts that are most likely to contain lies and hatred - and say nothing has changed amid heightened tensions
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
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Sure everyebodye doth wante their neighborhood abuzz wyth the sounde of Starbuckes drones, or, as the people began to calle them, "latte pigeons."
August 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sure everyebodye doth wante their neighborhood abuzz wyth the sounde of Starbuckes drones, or, as the people began to calle them, "latte pigeons."
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Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.
August 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.
An emergency Jim Smith pic for those who need it today.
August 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
An emergency Jim Smith pic for those who need it today.
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Some friends give you space.
Others give you migraines, flashbacks, and life advice you never asked for.
Take a wild guess which one we have in mind...
Literally. 🎸
Happy Friendship Day to the people who get under our skin!
And somehow belong there. 🤘
Others give you migraines, flashbacks, and life advice you never asked for.
Take a wild guess which one we have in mind...
Literally. 🎸
Happy Friendship Day to the people who get under our skin!
And somehow belong there. 🤘
July 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Some friends give you space.
Others give you migraines, flashbacks, and life advice you never asked for.
Take a wild guess which one we have in mind...
Literally. 🎸
Happy Friendship Day to the people who get under our skin!
And somehow belong there. 🤘
Others give you migraines, flashbacks, and life advice you never asked for.
Take a wild guess which one we have in mind...
Literally. 🎸
Happy Friendship Day to the people who get under our skin!
And somehow belong there. 🤘
So 17 years after being hospitalised and 5 years after his death, Tim Smith's collection of mad bastards are putting out a last album.
And a lovely upscaled collage of a T&CC live gig as an aperitif.
(Skip forward 35 mins to avoid the waiting for the livestream audience)
youtu.be/KidL8T-Wzy8?...
And a lovely upscaled collage of a T&CC live gig as an aperitif.
(Skip forward 35 mins to avoid the waiting for the livestream audience)
youtu.be/KidL8T-Wzy8?...
CARDIACS - Recorded Live at the TOWN AND COUNTRY CLUB, London. 25 March 1988
YouTube video by abcglobus
youtu.be
July 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So 17 years after being hospitalised and 5 years after his death, Tim Smith's collection of mad bastards are putting out a last album.
And a lovely upscaled collage of a T&CC live gig as an aperitif.
(Skip forward 35 mins to avoid the waiting for the livestream audience)
youtu.be/KidL8T-Wzy8?...
And a lovely upscaled collage of a T&CC live gig as an aperitif.
(Skip forward 35 mins to avoid the waiting for the livestream audience)
youtu.be/KidL8T-Wzy8?...
Neighbour has just called round to reclaim their cat, which spends much of his time snoozing in my garden!
July 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Neighbour has just called round to reclaim their cat, which spends much of his time snoozing in my garden!
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So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!
July 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!
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100% truth - And the word that I shared with the chat is also 100% true, but I will never elaborate further
Point is: Go get a reading from Ella. 😂
Point is: Go get a reading from Ella. 😂
My little tarot venture just received a glowing review from @jenniegyllblad.bsky.social on stream 😂 If this piques your curiosity, you can find out more here: materiamagica.carrd.co#tarot 🔮
July 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
100% truth - And the word that I shared with the chat is also 100% true, but I will never elaborate further
Point is: Go get a reading from Ella. 😂
Point is: Go get a reading from Ella. 😂
Seems like an excellent moment to use my General Purpose Jim Smith image
April 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Seems like an excellent moment to use my General Purpose Jim Smith image
An Easter message. It's either this, or "Banging in the Nails" by the Tiger Lillies...
April 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
An Easter message. It's either this, or "Banging in the Nails" by the Tiger Lillies...
Has to be the first US President to fail a Turing Test.
February 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Has to be the first US President to fail a Turing Test.
God, the f***ing drivel spouting from the suck-hole of the Orange Hitler...
January 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
God, the f***ing drivel spouting from the suck-hole of the Orange Hitler...
A 'sieg heiling' advisor and a raft of pardons for his sturmabteilung thugs.
Makes me yearn for the days when he spent all his time thinking up childish names for his opponents.
Hoo boy. Strap in, folks.
Makes me yearn for the days when he spent all his time thinking up childish names for his opponents.
Hoo boy. Strap in, folks.
January 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A 'sieg heiling' advisor and a raft of pardons for his sturmabteilung thugs.
Makes me yearn for the days when he spent all his time thinking up childish names for his opponents.
Hoo boy. Strap in, folks.
Makes me yearn for the days when he spent all his time thinking up childish names for his opponents.
Hoo boy. Strap in, folks.
The Tempest at Drury Lane. Fantastic production, loved the staging, cast were wonderful, and a lovely hospitality treat from the Drury Lane team who were super.
Simply loved the performance, Weaver was great, Mason Alexander was stunning but thought all the cast were amazing.
Simply loved the performance, Weaver was great, Mason Alexander was stunning but thought all the cast were amazing.
January 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Tempest at Drury Lane. Fantastic production, loved the staging, cast were wonderful, and a lovely hospitality treat from the Drury Lane team who were super.
Simply loved the performance, Weaver was great, Mason Alexander was stunning but thought all the cast were amazing.
Simply loved the performance, Weaver was great, Mason Alexander was stunning but thought all the cast were amazing.