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jonathan
@jon.me.uk
28, media grad, IT professional, 🏳️‍🌈 gay he/him

📍Southampton, UK
got diagnosed with ADHD combined type this morning and now im wondering if that's what of The Best Both Worlds is about?? Hannah Montana please confirm
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Hairy Milk
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Knickers
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Blow Cops
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
jon.me.uk was hoarded for 15 years by a domain reselling company and now I'm gonna hoard it for my Bluesky handle and probably not much else 😍
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
crazy that limescale makes my coffee machine incontinent (leak water from the coffee hole when i use the steaming wand)
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
it's always a good day to self host things, but especially when AWS throws a major wobbly
October 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
a diva never dies
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he has commuted sentence of former US Rep. George Santos in federal fraud case.
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
EE charging £1.50 for spam call filtering on top of the most batshit contract prices to begin with is wild
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I finally cleaned up my messy cablework
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
NEW FUTURAMA
September 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
holy moly
September 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
these must've come from some big fish hands
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
lol
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
hottest apple event in years
September 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Following complaints, the government have announced the next emergency alert will have an updated sound.
September 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
me
September 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
ocado is kinda slay???
September 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
imagine if I got paid for all the time I spent ruminating
September 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I keep pressing the amazon haul button by accident so I zapped it away with adguard ⚡️😭
September 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Or a victory of institutions and the law over mob rule?
August 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
why is my new inhaler so ugly
August 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
accessible toilets deserve bigger mirrors 😡
August 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
the wording for this is so weird considering the only thing I didn't provide was the money
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
it is v early but I’ve been awake since 4 but my xbox controller’s play and charge kit battery is refusing to hold a charge and I’m so glad I got an Xbox. On PlayStation that would mean buying a new controller, but all I needed is some nice cheap already in the drawer AA batteries 😍
August 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
this lemon tastes funny :/
August 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
hun I’m trying :(
August 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM