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Max
@jollymon99.bsky.social
Liberal, Navy Corpsman, Marriage & Family Therapist (ret), NORML Member, Wizard
America no longer fits the profile of its National Anthem. Thanks to those who purposely voted for Trump's bogus revenge, even if it meant cutting the nose right off of their face.
April 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thank you Marsha and Bill. From the kids you abandoned at birth.
March 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
March 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Rep. Harry Hageman of Wyoming is not the first trans congressperson, and she's not the least popular either.
a woman stands in front of a sign that says " trans pride "
ALT: a woman stands in front of a sign that says " trans pride "
media.tenor.com
March 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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March 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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It's what nailed it for me.
March 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Aristotle was actually right, there is such a thing as "natural slaves".

Today we call them "conservatives", and they will do anything they can to turn themselves into docile servants to anyone with wealth and power.
March 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The ones associated with sex. They like to talk about it and try to control how other people do it. Sex makes Magats crazier than a Bessie Bug.
MAGAts love their pseudo-religious supremacist ideology and they'll gladly sacrifice any number of born children for it.
March 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Do peeps understand what DOE does? Here’s a few things.
March 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Release the unreacted script for the actors in Trump's multiple screenplay efforts to portray failed assassination attempts. Include amounts of free Trump merchandise given to families of the innocent bystanders that gave their lives so he might be King.
By fully implementing the JFK Act, Trump has, perhaps inadvertently, established a precedent for full disclosure of classified documentation—a standard to which he, too, must be held, writes Peter Kornbluh. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
JFK Assassination: The Final Secrets
The release of the John F. Kennedy papers sets a standard for transparency that must also be applied to the current administration.
www.thenation.com
March 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
UKCMSKUF. Uncscramble for one throw at the dunking tank.
March 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I am a nyc teacher and would love a gift card to Barnes and Nobles to purchase books for my classroom. Please retweet. Thanks www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
March 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The last sentence explains it all.
Honestly just shut it down. This is embarrassing. It was a nice thing but it's done. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
March 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Has anyone gone back to the Twit?
March 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.

He was not dead.
I found a ‘dead’ person collecting Social Security in Seattle
“Dead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.
www.seattletimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Bless Doge's heart. Anyone knows that thrift and cutting waste keeps the richest man on earth's ship afloat. He's bound to be an expert about anything since his self-worth, wisdom, and knowledge is evidenced by his wealth. The Trump Way. Thanks to Fred Trump, the original bastard, OB.
DOGE cut off payments for the electricity, cell phone, and internet service of U.S. government employees who work in a high-risk area in Central America.

Meanwhile, DOGE apparently plans to spend $25,000 to install a washer and dryer for their own personal use in a federal office building in DC.
March 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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It’s borderline criminal.
March 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I sent Em71 a little note about self-image, introspection, insight, self-love, fear of exposure, grandiosity, ugliness, substance use disorder, sexual deviancy, karma, and imposter syndrome, etc... He and Donald have together, and as a team with Putin, conquered the Seven Deadly Sins. What's next?
March 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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It would be a shame if these email addresses got signed up for a bunch of spam and porn sites.
a group of men wearing cowboy hats and plaid shirts are posing for a picture
ALT: a group of men wearing cowboy hats and plaid shirts are posing for a picture
media.tenor.com
March 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Maga Terrorists, this is who you voted for. How proud you must be. If your grandchildren get permission to have kids, you can tell them stories about what democracy was like before you elected a circus clown with his cabinet that came in a Tesla.
March 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We were progressing fine until dipshit got in the chain. Before you know it, we'll be struggling to breathe on land again.
A brilliant Banksy.
March 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Imagine that. 💰
March 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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March 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Do not listen to his lies.
March 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM