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We hope your decorative gourds are still kicking ass on your porch or mantel or in your all-gourd reenactments of 'Diff’rent Strokes' eps. #BLAMMO
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
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November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We hope your decorative gourds are still kicking ass on your porch or mantel or in your all-gourd reenactments of 'Diff’rent Strokes' eps. #BLAMMO
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"One rock? Okay, fine. But every house in the neighborhood? This was obviously a coordinated effort to humiliate our family."
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A Letter to the Parents that Gave My Son Charlie a Bunch of Rocks for Halloween
Fellow parents, I am so angry and drunk right now that I am shaking. This evening, our young son spent several unsupervised hours trick-or-treating...
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October 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"One rock? Okay, fine. But every house in the neighborhood? This was obviously a coordinated effort to humiliate our family."
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I have decided that anyone under age 40 is a teenager and I won't be taking any questions on this matter.
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have decided that anyone under age 40 is a teenager and I won't be taking any questions on this matter.
Geez I guess I was drunk when I wrote my last post. It should be illegal to play Xmas songs on October 14th. I'm looking at you, Shogun Kobe.
October 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Geez I guess I was drunk when I wrote my last post. It should be illegal to play Xmas songs on October 14th. I'm looking at you, Shogun Kobe.
It should be against the law to play Xmas songs on October 24th.
October 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It should be against the law to play Xmas songs on October 24th.
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August 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hey, dingdongs, it's the end of the internet as we know it. We need your help to preserve the last bastion of beautiful chaos untouched by enshittification.
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Can someone please make me a Black Forest cake with Luxardo cherries? 🍒
August 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Can someone please make me a Black Forest cake with Luxardo cherries? 🍒
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The ONLY thing I hate about trans folks is that so many of them are better looking than me. 🏳️⚧️ That's it - I'm just jealous.
June 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The ONLY thing I hate about trans folks is that so many of them are better looking than me. 🏳️⚧️ That's it - I'm just jealous.
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As adults, we can look back and realize how much our moms did for us that went unseen and unnoticed. This Mother’s Day, we’re giving away three products as our way of saying “Thank you” to moms who wo...
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Why are there so many socks in the cat drawer?
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why are there so many socks in the cat drawer?
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"I don’t mean to sound like an alarmist, but I’m starting to wonder if maybe it wasn’t the best idea to give absolute power to an angry, demented simian."
I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong
I’m not into politics. Never have been. That’s why it was so refreshing to have a candidate who wasn’t the same old same old, but a raging animated...
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April 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"I don’t mean to sound like an alarmist, but I’m starting to wonder if maybe it wasn’t the best idea to give absolute power to an angry, demented simian."
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"What first began as a minor nuisance crescendos into an eardrum-shattering screech unlike anything found in nature."
Is Your Child Practicing the Recorder, or Are Winged Harpies from the Seventh Circle of Hell Tormenting You from Within Your Own Home?
1. What was once a beautiful creature has suddenly transformed into a vicious, cruel monster with lovely hair. 2. Its presence makes all living cre...
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April 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"What first began as a minor nuisance crescendos into an eardrum-shattering screech unlike anything found in nature."
Eggs: the toilet paper of 2025
March 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Eggs: the toilet paper of 2025
How DARE they only show George Lazenby for a couple of seconds while featuring all the other actors who played Bond multiple times during the James Bond tribute? On Her Majesty's Secret Service will always be my favorite Bond (other than the 1967 Casino Royale).
March 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
How DARE they only show George Lazenby for a couple of seconds while featuring all the other actors who played Bond multiple times during the James Bond tribute? On Her Majesty's Secret Service will always be my favorite Bond (other than the 1967 Casino Royale).
February 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A challenging build because the instructions aren't the best, but you can't beat the price. #crystalblocks #blocktech #fivebelow
February 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A challenging build because the instructions aren't the best, but you can't beat the price. #crystalblocks #blocktech #fivebelow
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Fables really had me believing people would be out here learning the error of their ways from doing bad things
February 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fables really had me believing people would be out here learning the error of their ways from doing bad things
Anniversary gift from Mr. No, Grim Hearts mystery loot from Foam Brain Games. Best husband ever! 💘💝💖
February 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Anniversary gift from Mr. No, Grim Hearts mystery loot from Foam Brain Games. Best husband ever! 💘💝💖
So does this Super Bowl feel more like the Seahawks vs Broncos or the Chargers vs 49ers?
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So does this Super Bowl feel more like the Seahawks vs Broncos or the Chargers vs 49ers?
Anyone know of some good anti-existensial dread medication?
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Anyone know of some good anti-existensial dread medication?
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Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…
The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…
The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…
The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration…
The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...