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Jo Jakeman
@jojakeman.bsky.social
Coffee drinking, Cornwall dwelling, cat wrangling, novelist and screenwriter. All views stolen from someone cleverer than me. ONE BAD APPLE 🍎 out now 📕
Thank you for the lovely review!
September 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
When your husband only takes one photo at lunch, and it looks like you’re wearing a fish as a hat!
February 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spending my Valentine’s Day with Norovirus. How about you? 🤢
February 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Watching David Beckham’s Boss ad and am concerned he’s going to have a flat battery. Why is he eating cereal? Why is he wearing undies in the shower? Why doesn’t he have curtains?
I have watched the advert several times and I am still no clearer. I shall keep watching hoping for a breakthrough.
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February 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’m not saying this cold is dragging on but…
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January 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
In the hairdressers with a coffee and a book. Only two chapters in and already gripped @nikkismithauthor.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This book is a fantastic and it’s out today! Go get yourself a copy 📚
What a week to have a book out about political corruption and powerful, abusive men! At least in my novel they get their comeuppance.

My first Anna Sharpe thriller. Out today in all formats in the UK, and in eBook and audio in the US.
#NotesOnADrowning

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January 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Phwoar! That’s a gorgeous cover.
The beautiful cover of my new novel THE ART OF A LIE 💚🍍🍦
Abir Mukherjee
@radiomukhers.bsky.social: 'A breathtaking, tension-filled, kaleidoscopic whirl . . . This book has it all. Masterful'
PREORDER here: www.panmacmillan.com/authors/laur...
More info below & more exciting news to follow soon...
January 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m pretty sure the cast of Wicked dressed as my book for the Golden Globes.
January 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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🎉✨ New Year’s Eve is here, and so is the final episode of the year!✨🎉 Join me as I chat with @jojakeman.bsky.social about her writing journey and her gripping new book, One Bad Apple. 🍎📚

Catch it tomorrow, wherever you listen to podcasts! 🎧

Let’s toast to a fantastic year of stories. 🥂🎊
#booksky
December 30, 2024 at 2:31 PM
On the third day of Christmas
Jo Jakeman gave to me
‘Unforgettable characters
…and a captivating murder mystery’
- Woman magazine.

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December 27, 2024 at 10:56 AM
On the second day of Christmas
Jo Jakeman have to me…
‘A witty and insightful… murder mystery’
- Jo Callaghan, author of In the Blink of an Eye

(Thank you to @jocallaghankat.bsky.social for the quote)

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December 26, 2024 at 10:21 AM
On the first day of Christmas
Jo Jakeman gave to me
An ebook for only 99p!

Don’t worry if Santa didn’t get you what you wanted this year. I got you covered…

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One Bad Apple
One Bad Apple eBook : Jakeman, Jo: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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December 25, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Still waiting for the teenagers to wake up…
December 25, 2024 at 6:42 AM
21 substitutes in today’s Asda shop. That’s about a 1/3 of my order! Next year I’m just going to send someone into the shop with some cash and say ‘Surprise me!’ 😂 (we have Turkey, wine and cheese so we’ve got the bases covered)
December 23, 2024 at 11:40 AM
For the past month or so I’ve picked up a pack of pigs-in-blankets with every shop in case of a Christmas shortage. I now have 60 (piggies, not packs). But something compels me to buy more. Do I have -
a) a problem
or
b) a heathy respect for seasonal food
December 18, 2024 at 8:27 AM
I have promised my boys that I will watch all the Lord of the Rings films with them this Christmas. There is now talk of extended versions and I am full of regret.
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December 17, 2024 at 11:42 AM
When the sleigh is in the garage…
December 14, 2024 at 9:37 AM
I’m writing a Christmas novel I accidentally started on the train when I was visiting my sick mum (this is very much NOT on my to do list). Gimme your favourite Christmas book/ film tropes. I’m avoiding rich writers who buy castles in Scotland but anything else is fair game.
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December 12, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Managed to get home before the storm hit. Greeted by this sight at the airport. Alas, they weren’t there for me. But, for avoidance of doubt, this is how I want to be met off the plane from now on.
December 7, 2024 at 9:09 AM
To the man on train listening to music without headphones - I would call you out, dude, but I’m quite enjoying listening to the banger that is ‘nothing’s gonna stop us now’ by Starship.
December 6, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Staying at my mum’s this week and last night my room was full of flies - 20 -30 of the things. I immediately started looking for the dead body (as you do) but it turns out they were hibernating in the window frame. Who knew?
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December 4, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
So rebellious. I’ve put the tree up before December!
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Why is writing a synopsis so hard? I swear it’s taken me longer to write this synopsis than it did to write the entire book.
November 26, 2024 at 9:26 AM