CrashBandiCunt 💅🏽
@joiryyde.bsky.social
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A villain by default 🧛🏽♀️😈 🏳️🌈 Any pronouns, Kind of an Absurdist,
FUCK AI 🚫
Yall better gatekeep this app 🫵🏽
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/joiryyde
A villain by default 🧛🏽♀️😈 🏳️🌈 Any pronouns, Kind of an Absurdist,
FUCK AI 🚫
Yall better gatekeep this app 🫵🏽
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/joiryyde
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Some of yall are allergic to fun and I hate that for you.
Just go jump into traffic so the rest of us can party together atp.
Wallow in your misery.
Rot in it and leave us alone.
We’ll be over here on the fun side.
🤪🥳💃🏽🖕🏽
Just go jump into traffic so the rest of us can party together atp.
Wallow in your misery.
Rot in it and leave us alone.
We’ll be over here on the fun side.
🤪🥳💃🏽🖕🏽
I love her. 😂
baby, she didn't let her foot off that man's neck 😭
January 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I love her. 😂
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I know I said I won’t be drinking as much this year but when that nigga dies, I’ll be having the time of my life.
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I know I said I won’t be drinking as much this year but when that nigga dies, I’ll be having the time of my life.
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I wasn’t even trying to look cute today but I still got compliments 🥰
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I wasn’t even trying to look cute today but I still got compliments 🥰
I used to live in Alaska and during the summertime I would see FOUR of them niggas outside my door every night.
Moose big as a bitch Lmaoo. They are so frightening
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I used to live in Alaska and during the summertime I would see FOUR of them niggas outside my door every night.
That XXL got me feeling myself fr
January 17, 2026 at 4:36 AM
That XXL got me feeling myself fr
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Be a slut. Do whatever you want. Make your own rules. You don’t have to follow tradition
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Be a slut. Do whatever you want. Make your own rules. You don’t have to follow tradition
Bayonetta
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Bayonetta
It is disrespectfully cold and WINDY. I’m upset.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
It is disrespectfully cold and WINDY. I’m upset.
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Mononormativity taught us that your partner having other partners is a "one up" on you, that you're the "weak" one being "taken advantage of", "cucked", and perceived as "losing" to them.
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Mononormativity taught us that your partner having other partners is a "one up" on you, that you're the "weak" one being "taken advantage of", "cucked", and perceived as "losing" to them.
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Yall I need to raise $700 asap.
As some of yall know. Majority of last year for me was spent taking care of my sister who was disabled by a stroke, and my elderly mother who was recovering from surgeries. While doing that…I let some of my own bills fall behind.
As some of yall know. Majority of last year for me was spent taking care of my sister who was disabled by a stroke, and my elderly mother who was recovering from surgeries. While doing that…I let some of my own bills fall behind.
January 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Yall I need to raise $700 asap.
As some of yall know. Majority of last year for me was spent taking care of my sister who was disabled by a stroke, and my elderly mother who was recovering from surgeries. While doing that…I let some of my own bills fall behind.
As some of yall know. Majority of last year for me was spent taking care of my sister who was disabled by a stroke, and my elderly mother who was recovering from surgeries. While doing that…I let some of my own bills fall behind.
The internet is full of cowards. Ppl love to talk shit about somebody by dropping heavy hints and then use the plausible deniability bs.
If I talk about someone I’m owning up to it.
But if you were gonna backpedal anyway, then keep your mouth shut.
If I talk about someone I’m owning up to it.
But if you were gonna backpedal anyway, then keep your mouth shut.
January 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The internet is full of cowards. Ppl love to talk shit about somebody by dropping heavy hints and then use the plausible deniability bs.
If I talk about someone I’m owning up to it.
But if you were gonna backpedal anyway, then keep your mouth shut.
If I talk about someone I’m owning up to it.
But if you were gonna backpedal anyway, then keep your mouth shut.
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It's definitely fuck Kai "African Americans ain't got no culture" Cenat over here. I will not be defending him
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It's definitely fuck Kai "African Americans ain't got no culture" Cenat over here. I will not be defending him
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Every 3-5 business day men will get online and say women don’t like nerds..naw they don’t like you bro….I definitely love nerds..some of yall just fucking annoying..
a woman with braids is making a funny face and says that 's it .
ALT: a woman with braids is making a funny face and says that 's it .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Every 3-5 business day men will get online and say women don’t like nerds..naw they don’t like you bro….I definitely love nerds..some of yall just fucking annoying..
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the only reason ya'll should be in Target is to steal.
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
the only reason ya'll should be in Target is to steal.
Forbidden love. Yearning.
What’s your favorite romance trope?
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Forbidden love. Yearning.
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I hope he dies before the summer. we need a summer like 2016 again.
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I hope he dies before the summer. we need a summer like 2016 again.
Why thanx 🥰
“The prettiest boy!”
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Why thanx 🥰
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You're supposed to want to look up words you don't know the meaning of. It's all a part of learning.
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
You're supposed to want to look up words you don't know the meaning of. It's all a part of learning.
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The way people talk about polyamorous relationships is so weird to me. Be acting like those people committed terrorist acts or something. Whole time it’s just people dating more people.
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The way people talk about polyamorous relationships is so weird to me. Be acting like those people committed terrorist acts or something. Whole time it’s just people dating more people.
Watching the X trilogy and I wanna cry because I can relate all too well.
I plan to be a Maxine instead of a Pearl. 😎
I plan to be a Maxine instead of a Pearl. 😎
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Watching the X trilogy and I wanna cry because I can relate all too well.
I plan to be a Maxine instead of a Pearl. 😎
I plan to be a Maxine instead of a Pearl. 😎
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨
The fact that people won’t do this baffles me. I refuse to look stupid using the wrong words.
I look up words all the time. Even words I already know, just to make sure I really know. You know?
January 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The fact that people won’t do this baffles me. I refuse to look stupid using the wrong words.
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I look up words all the time. Even words I already know, just to make sure I really know. You know?
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I look up words all the time. Even words I already know, just to make sure I really know. You know?
I swear my tummy has shrunk just from drinking warm water everyday and increasing my fiber. 😁
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I swear my tummy has shrunk just from drinking warm water everyday and increasing my fiber. 😁