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johnthedm3.bsky.social
@johnthedm3.bsky.social
TTRPG obsessive, He/Him, leftist, former Professional Mad Wine-Scientist, stay at home dad, enthusiastically bad at drawing
Americas most well known proponent of torture is dead. Good fucking riddance
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I accidentally bought a 25$ guitar pick. I misread the posting and figured it was a pack of picks. I really hate that I like it as much as I do.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I ordered some new lighter gauge strings for my guitar, back when I was playing gigs with my buddy’s in college I ran the heaviest gauge black diamond strings I could get my hands on but that’s overkill for playing on the couch these days. Pretty excited to start playing seriously again.
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Still can’t wrap my head around getting to live in a place that’s this beautiful.
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m doing some mothership prep for tonight’s game and had a pdf up in acrobat and acrobat kept trying to do AI summaries of anything I highlighted. It pissed me off enough that I’m going to go wrestle with my printer to physically print the document and probably uninstall acrobat.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Reposted
Priorities.
October 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
He got so mad he shit his pants didn’t he?
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reposted
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
How to make your megadungeon feel like dark souls step 1: make a roster of extremely weird fucked up knights with a strong visual themes matched to their tragic backstories and scatter them around the dungeon
Step 2: refuse to elaborate when asked about them.
October 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Seriously debating buying matching mountains for my mono-red commander deck. Like I know it’s a waste of money… but also the matching lands would be so satisfying.
October 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Halloween costume figured out.
October 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“They’re saying it’s the most stable country anyone’s ever seen, big country, stable country, tears in its eyes, it said to me, thank you Mr president, we have been waiting for someone to starve soldiers’ families for so long”
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Olympia has the best fucking walking trails.
October 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As a society we’re cooked for a lot of reasons but this might be the funniest one. “No really mom the AI slop machine says it loves me”
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So let me get this straight, trump cut federal funding to democratic states, and is making government agencies blame tue democrats for a shutdown of the government… why the fuck are we still paying our taxes?
October 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My lab got a bath yesterday in colder water than usual, today we learned about limber tail syndrome, my dog is uncomfortable and just wants to cuddle us now. Thankfully it should clear up in a couple days.
October 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Just gonna keep tapping the sign*

*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m gonna distract myself from the evil in the world by hyperfixating on a new dnd campaign today. Surely that will fix all my problems
September 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Disney+ has been cancelled. My kid will just watch PBS while we still have access to that until republicans decide Mr Roger’s is too scary and woke and censor him. Reading rainbow fucking rules anyways.
September 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
My parents never let me have an account for online games out of a sense of overwhelming paranoia when I was a kid and I think that was actually really smart of them.
September 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
When I was little my mom would let me buy these cheap foam model kits when we went to the local grocery store in town. They were like $1 and I was obsessed with them. Was so stoked to find them online the other day so I could introduce them to my kid.
September 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Friend computer would never hurt you. Friend computer only wants what’s best for its troubleshooters
the computer is good, continue being on the computer all the time.
Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
September 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Jesus Christ, Nancy Mace sucks. Every time I think she’s hit rock bottom she unearths a staircase into a new sub-basement of evil bullshit.
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Been on a major gaslands kick lately. Kitbashing post apocalyptic hot wheels is really scratching the hobby itch
August 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My kid just asked if we can go sit on the porch and enjoy the rain sounds. God damn I love this side of the state.
August 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM