John (but festive)
@johnscribbles.bsky.social
Writer, fun uncle that never got married and only shows up to family gatherings to start arguments, "friend of Dorothy", commie trash.
He/Him
He/Him
Still alive, FYI
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Still alive, FYI
Hungry Varmint
bringing my fun quiz over from the other website: What Asinine Thing I Call My Cat Are You?
I am PRECIOUS MAN
I am PRECIOUS MAN
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hungry Varmint
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well its a good thing nothing bad happened in the first gilded age
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
well its a good thing nothing bad happened in the first gilded age
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when your political homie has one too many drinks
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when your political homie has one too many drinks
Is anyone else filled with a profound despair or do I just need to eat something other than frosted flakes for the third day in the row?
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Is anyone else filled with a profound despair or do I just need to eat something other than frosted flakes for the third day in the row?
My 110lbs dog and I were playing fetch and he decided to just not stop running when he was bringing me the ball. I love him but there is just no thought behind those eyes. Anyway, did you know you can sprain a shoulder?
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My 110lbs dog and I were playing fetch and he decided to just not stop running when he was bringing me the ball. I love him but there is just no thought behind those eyes. Anyway, did you know you can sprain a shoulder?
I miss The Puzzle Place
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I miss The Puzzle Place
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it’s an adhd listening to songs on repeat kinda day
September 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
it’s an adhd listening to songs on repeat kinda day
Rapture Check: who is still here?
September 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Rapture Check: who is still here?
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as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated
“I have no idea why he did this.” A young man's descent from model student to suspect in the killing of Charlie Kirk. on.wsj.com/48gbtoN
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated
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I don't want to be a killjoy, but I feel like a certain demographic is getting too comfortable making anti-AI "clanker/clanka" jokes.
I get the joke and I can get behind the sentiment, but SOME PEOPLE, are really enjoying and getting really into the slur element.
You guys get what I'm saying?
I get the joke and I can get behind the sentiment, but SOME PEOPLE, are really enjoying and getting really into the slur element.
You guys get what I'm saying?
September 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I don't want to be a killjoy, but I feel like a certain demographic is getting too comfortable making anti-AI "clanker/clanka" jokes.
I get the joke and I can get behind the sentiment, but SOME PEOPLE, are really enjoying and getting really into the slur element.
You guys get what I'm saying?
I get the joke and I can get behind the sentiment, but SOME PEOPLE, are really enjoying and getting really into the slur element.
You guys get what I'm saying?
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I may never discard my childlike wonder. You can’t make me.
September 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I may never discard my childlike wonder. You can’t make me.
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Hey author friends
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hey author friends
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Exercise machines are great chairs for bisexuals. So many places to put your arms and legs!
August 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Exercise machines are great chairs for bisexuals. So many places to put your arms and legs!
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The aliens are probably mad at us, way to go genius
August 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The aliens are probably mad at us, way to go genius
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hotels that charge you for water bottles in the room, just know i would rather die of thirst
August 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
hotels that charge you for water bottles in the room, just know i would rather die of thirst
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How to run backwards on a treadmill
ルームランナーを後ろ向きで走る方法を教えちゃいますっ☆
ルームランナーを後ろ向きで走る方法を教えちゃいますっ☆
August 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
How to run backwards on a treadmill
ルームランナーを後ろ向きで走る方法を教えちゃいますっ☆
ルームランナーを後ろ向きで走る方法を教えちゃいますっ☆
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August 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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It's not a male loneliness epidemic.
It's a male loser epidemic.
Get a fucking grip and go the fuck to therapy.
It's a male loser epidemic.
Get a fucking grip and go the fuck to therapy.
April 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's not a male loneliness epidemic.
It's a male loser epidemic.
Get a fucking grip and go the fuck to therapy.
It's a male loser epidemic.
Get a fucking grip and go the fuck to therapy.
If I published a book, would you nerds read it?
August 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If I published a book, would you nerds read it?