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John (but festive)
@johnscribbles.bsky.social
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Writer, fun uncle that never got married and only shows up to family gatherings to start arguments, "friend of Dorothy", commie trash.
He/Him
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Anonymous question: "what is the difference between a witch and a wizard?" Evilwizard on Tumblr: "Wizards are mathematicians and physicists. Witches are chemists and biologists. Warlocks, sadly, are business majors."
September 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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A photo of Charlie Kirk from his final appearance at a Utah college with "Debate Lost" edited over it in the style of Dark Souls "you died" screen.
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Me trying to maintain a positive attitude
The dude from Kafka's "Metamorphosis" in full roach form just losing his shit in bed.
April 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I have one of those
April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Here's a neat one I found, but shh, I'm throwing it at my players later in our campaign. I'm using a modified Retriever stat block for it
January 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025.
December 30, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Happy Holidays, nerds!
A lawn decoration of an elf waving from behind a Christmas present, but the hand they are waving with appears very phallic. Like super crazy phallic. Impressively so even.
December 14, 2024 at 7:37 AM
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Luigi Mangione being arrested, with the caption "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent McDonald's meal?!?"
December 11, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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Dart, Rose, and Shana from The Legend of Dragoon, the greatest RPG of the PS1 era.
December 3, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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Fuck it. Hit me.
1 Like = 1 video game answer 1. Very first video game 2. Your favourite character 3. A game that is underrated 4. Your guilty pleasure game 5. Game character you feel most like (or wish you were) 6. Most annoying character 7. Favourite game couple 8. Best soundtrack 9. Saddest scene 10. Best gameplay 11. Gaming system of choice 12. A game everyone should play 13. A game you've played more than 5 times 14. Current (or most recent) video game wallpaper 15. Post a screenshot from a game you're playing right now 16. Game with the best cutscenes 17. Favourite antagonist 18. Favourite protagonist 19. Picture of a game setting you wished you lived in 20. Favourite genre 21. Best story 22. A sequel that disappointed you 23. Best art style 24. Favourite "classic" line 25. A game on your list to play 26. Best voice acting 27. Most epic scene 28. Favourite game developer 29. A game you were surprised you liked 30. Favourite game of all time
November 27, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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My friend group be like
A tweet from Ben Zeisloft simply reading "various transgenders, sodomites, apostates, and critical theorists"
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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The professor from the beginning of Pokémon: The First Movie lamenting the creation of the Mewtwo
November 15, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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March 12, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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March 2, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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Without the context of the previous post, my response is infinitely funnier.
A quote post reading "I was just shitting my pants in public and no one cared!?" But the quoted post has been deleted.
March 2, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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Drop something yellow from your gallery
January 20, 2024 at 9:19 AM
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December 31, 2023 at 8:25 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2024?
December 28, 2023 at 9:19 AM
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I love Jujutsu Kaisen
December 26, 2023 at 3:41 AM
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If you were visited by three ghosts for Christmas, who would you want them to be?
Winston Bishop, Nick Miller, and [Redacted] Schmidt from "New Girl"
December 25, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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December 21, 2023 at 2:40 AM
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This is the energy I want to project on bsky.
December 14, 2023 at 10:05 AM