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John
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🏳️‍🌈 Graphic designer in Sacramento. Obsessed with exploring new places, a good dose of Real Housewives, and following a good game (49ers, SF Giants, Sac Kings).

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BREAKING:

NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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We are libbing out tonight folks
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Happy Halloween
Selfie in a Victorian vampire costume
November 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Snake Blell
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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[blue jay chirping]
a blue jays mascot waves a blue flag
ALT: a blue jays mascot waves a blue flag
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October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Ohei Shotani
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Toronto Blue Jays pummel Los Angeles Dodgers with 9-run inning and win World Series opener 11-4.
Barger, Varsho, Kirk lead homer barrage as Blue Jays rout Dodgers 11-4 in World Series opener
Addison Barger launched the first pinch-hit grand slam in World Series history, Alejandro Kirk added a two-run homer in a nine-run sixth inning and the Toronto Blue Jays overwhelmed the defending champion Los Angeles Dodgers 11-4 in Game 1.
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October 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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An image of Elmo surrounded by large flames, arms raised dramatically, with the San Francisco 49ers logo on his chest.
October 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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apropos of nothing
September 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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happy birthday california
California map turned diva with lashes, lips, and manicured nails laser lights projected from the california state capitol
September 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Rainbow fest
September 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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whose idea was it to have an addison rae and a tate mcrae co-exist in this timeline
July 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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10/10 no notes
Mayhem Ball stage
July 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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July 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Possibly my favorite summation of Pride
Years ago I was at New York Pride and I remember running into this couple and they told me they drove like five hours to be at Pride and I was like, “Five hours? Why would you drive five hours?” And he said to me, “This is the one time a year and the only place where I can hold my partner’s hand and kiss my partner in the street without having to look around first. It’s the only place. I don’t have that anywhere else.” One time a year. One place. This is it. And that’s what Pride means. - bob the drag queen
June 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Nice having this a week early to listen on the drive back from SF.
Holding Matt Berninger’s new Get Sunk album on CD
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Been to a bunch of good shows lately…

🧵 thread
May 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Sufjan Steven's Illinois with Robert Prevost over the Superman drawing in the original album cover
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Good seats for Charli.
April 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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going from the main stage to the outdoor stage expecting clairo but seeing bernie was wild
April 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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charli has me like
April 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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gaga gaga'd
April 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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YES MAMA TOP THAT SKELETON
Gaga dancing with a skeleton.
April 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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KILLAH
April 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM