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John
@johnpastor.xyz
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🏳️‍🌈 Graphic designer in Sacramento. Obsessed with exploring new places, a good dose of Real Housewives, and following a good game (49ers, SF Giants, Sac Kings).

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Happy Halloween
Selfie in a Victorian vampire costume
November 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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even angrier blue jay
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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angry looking blue jay
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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An image of Elmo surrounded by large flames, arms raised dramatically, with the San Francisco 49ers logo on his chest.
October 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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apropos of nothing
September 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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San Francisco Giants fans holding up the letters "BAET LA"
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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happy birthday california
California map turned diva with lashes, lips, and manicured nails laser lights projected from the california state capitol
September 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Rainbow fest
September 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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10/10 no notes
Mayhem Ball stage
July 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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July 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Nice having this a week early to listen on the drive back from SF.
Holding Matt Berninger’s new Get Sunk album on CD
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Matt Berninger (of The National) on his second-ever solo show at Bimbo’s 365 Club in SF
Matt Berninger on stage Wide shot of Matt Berninger and his backing band on stage Wide shot of Matt Berninger and his backing band on stage Wide shot of Matt Berninger and his backing band on stage
May 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Hippo Campus at the brand new Channel 24 venue in Sac
Wide shot of crowd and Hippo Campus on stage Wide shot of crowd and Hippo Campus on stage Close shot of Hippo Campus on stage Wide shot of crowd and Hippo Campus on stage
May 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Perfume Genius in an intimate setting at The Sofia in Sacramento
Wide shot of stage with Perfume Genius performing alongside a full band Perfume Genius performing in a chair, slightly reclined Perfume Genius on stage sitting in a chair under in a spotlight Wide shot of stage with Perfume Genius performing alongside a full band
May 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Good seats for Charli.
April 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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charli has me like
April 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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gaga has me like
April 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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parker posey from the white lotus season 3, with the caption "you want to tariff Taiwan?"
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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MIKE WHITE
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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GREG????
Jennifer Coolidge looks suspiciously at Portia
February 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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brat and it's the same but it's at the grammy's so it's not
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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New ink ☺️
Tattoo of stairs leading to nowhere with abstract elements surrounding
January 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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The beam is beaming
Purple laser beam emanates into the night sky, surrounded by buildings
January 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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This serious conversation with the cute lil shark face in the aquarium is so unserious at the same time.

#RHOSLC
Still frame of Angie K from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City sitting in front of a shark aquarium with a shark staring at the camera
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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brat spring is a go
@helloeverything.net @justinmorley.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 4:51 PM