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johnny
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he/him
3 out of top 5 are basically Frieren

2026 obv needs more the pillows

no.5 must be lo-fi study type music
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
at this point why not just start again from scratch 🇺🇸
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ohhh please don't call yourself a "thought leader," my dude I'm embarrassed for you
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
bank: well done johnny you put some money aside and didn't touch it for a year

johnny: tyty

bank: here's a tiny bit of interest, makes you feel like one of the Big Guys doesn't it, there you go little chap

johnny: 😊

hmrc: not so fucking fast m8
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
hay do i have to be a selfish prick to start bicycling or is that something i can develop by repeatedly pranging my gooch with the seat
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Reposted by johnny
Started working on a tiny version of my Gate Crushers series, starting with the flag bearer.

Those epic scale minis are sooooo tiny, a real challenge to paint. Even had to use a magnifier to do my tiniest edge highlights and smallest glazes ever.

Anyway, hope you like that start, more to come ^^
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
johnny went so hard on this and family does not give a fuck
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
they're complicit, fuck 'em
🎩Get this POS outta the White House! 🇺🇸
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
ye, look, you get it. i get it. but why even ask the question? the mouth breathing cousinfuckers with orange runoff dribbling down their chins can't even read this, let alone understand what the question is getting at
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
damn guys it seems like i only post when i cook
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
oh shit I'm going to finish this bottle before dinner's even ready
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
aw shit, what's the fucking tally @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
ye so I did alright with that roast a couple weeks ago so I bought a proper cut of meat, now I'm afraid I got hustled and I'm gonna blow it this time

so it's time to call upon the power of greyskull*

*wine
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
on an island in the sun
we'll be playing and having fun
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
yer I got an elf on the shelf
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
awright week's done, time for an old fashioned or two and a bit of 🎸
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"We tried to deliver your parcel. Sorry, there didn't seem to be anyone in."

Except I'm WFH today, sitting right here as I got this email. No doorbell, i knock. Sooo...
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
yeah i'll admit johnny is an old fashioned guy

...

i've had two already tonight
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
really do need to buy a shack on some island and figure out how to just pay for food and beer
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i realized today that for the last 15 (or 40 lol) years i've really just wanted someone to say, "well done, you can go home now and stop trying so hard"

but here we are
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
if you send emails on friday evening that could have waited until monday: fuck you
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
well, friends (we're friends, right?), it's Friday eve at last

I ain't proud of it but I'm engaging in my vice (Michigan craft whiskey tonight) while I try an' throw some food together from what's available
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
it's all just so fucking unrelenting isn't it
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i'm already not a huge fan of the swarms of lycra warriors but seeing one this morning with "truck nuts" slung under his seat as he ripped in front of me made me really wish i had jedi (ok sith) powers
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm not really looking for a job and I know LinkedIn is trash, but I recently contacted (or was contacted by) recruiters "just to chat."

They asked my availability within a few slots, I answered.

But then three out of four just didn't respond. One of them we had a time booked - didn't call.
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM