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mazzy star hurts so good
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
and a giant mayonnaise-filled orange condom is the leader of the free(k) world

yeah

i'll never feel like an imposter in my job again
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
alien liberation?
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
snort
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
for fucks sake, guy
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh right so one other thing

i'm gonna make brussel sprouts and leeks that you want to eat

no horse shit, jack
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
ok it's out, a bit earlier than i would have done, but i'm trusting the meat app... you'd better not fuck me, meat app
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
conclusion: meat was too small, need bigger one next time

next time?

well, if there is one
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
it's only fucking fallen over in the oven
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Aw yeah
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
yessss

get em up

keep em up
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM