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JohnnyFromTwitter
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What time is happy hour around here?😎🍻
Slowly moving away from the bad place.
Breaking up is hard to do.🎶🎸
Music, hockey, and mountain drives.
#GoHabsGo

No weirdos. That's my job.😛
Music and fire.
No better combination.😎🎶🎸
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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In case you missed it last night, or in case @cbc-news.bsky.social wants to arrange an interview with someone who will actually give them the truth about our lord and saviour Pierre Poilievre, here is my latest installment of Mandy, Pierre's Assistant. She needs a lorazepam. youtu.be/vk8xaIetMJ0
Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains What Happened in Canadian Politics Today
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
December 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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This is relatable. 😂
December 5, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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I always laugh when a certain type of man asks me “why do feminists hate men so much?”

My response is this … It’s never been about us hating men.

🧵
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 9:42 AM
I was able to sit outside for over an hour at 20F. Getting used to the climate after 6 years in FL.
I feel much better not sweating all the time. Now I just have to find my ice queen.🥶😂
December 3, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Lady at the store asked me to reach something off the top shelf.
I guess I'm a giant now.😏😅
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I guess I'll hibernate😅
November 28, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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And 60% of the country thinks we shouldn't teach Arabic numerals in school. We Democrats need to realize we are running campaigns that need votes from these dumbasses. We can't just be talking to each other. I mean sure, we get it. They don't. We have to remember cognitively they are children.
“In 2022, YouGov asked “What percentage of Americans do you think are ___?”

The results were hilarious.

Trans: 21%
Muslim: 27%
Jewish: 30%
Black: 41%
Live in NYC: 30%
Gay or lesbian: 30%

The errors are off by orders of magnitude. The trans estimation by 2,000%.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/americans-...
Americans Have One Very Strange Cognitive Bias
Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love The People.
www.thebulwark.com
November 24, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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At this precise moment in Twitter's lifespan I could log on, post something like "If you're a man and you wear shoes you're a beta cuck" and become the next alt-right Messiah
November 24, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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There can only be one me. Help me let @bsky.app be aware that I’m the real me. Many thanks, Mar🐫

🙏 ♥️ 👍
November 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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The MAGAs on ElmoChan don’t know what to do with the mass Xodus to BlueSky. They don’t want to go Blue because they can’t call liberals “fa***ts” or “c***ts”, which leaves them with nothing left to say.

Funny, ain’t it? MAGAs don’t know how to communicate without hate speech.
November 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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One day, like a miracle. ☕️
November 24, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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America would be a much better place if SOME people would stop freaking out over WHO we love, WHICH bathroom we use, and WHAT we do with our bodies.

It is nobody's fucking business but OURS.
November 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.

Love,

God
November 22, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
FUCK YOU, I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
November 21, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I'm very content right now.🎶🎸
November 21, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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A troll’s only purpose in life is to troll you. Your anger is like oxygen to them.

When you take that away from them, they shrivel up and die.

What’s up, Bluesky! 👋
November 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Hell to the yes, as Musk’s DEAD BIRD app faces financial ruin, Bluesky has officially hit over 20 Million users and is adding nearly 1 Million users daily. Love to see it.
November 20, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.

I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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International Men’s Day is different than the last 2000 years worth of days?
November 19, 2024 at 6:01 PM