Johnny Rhodes
johnnyrhodes.bsky.social
Johnny Rhodes
@johnnyrhodes.bsky.social
I like to build stuff, and I care about people. If it doesn't fit into one of those two buckets, I don't even know man.
YOU CAN TAKE MY LIFE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY TACOS!!!!
May 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Top comment was a kneejerk reaction that missed all the nuance their comment projected. In a word, Paradoxical. In two words, Beautifully Ironic. In three words, Facebook doing Facebook.
March 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The disrespect we all wish he showed.
March 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"Let them eat Hamburders"
February 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is the ad that Jeff Bezos is refusing to run in the Washington Post. Us billionaires gotta stick together, right?

Democracy dies in darkness my butt, sir. Hopefully the streisand effect takes hold, but there is too much news to even try and keep up with.
February 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Anywhere but in the eye: U.S. and Ukrainian representatives at the Munich Security Conference.

You can tell a lot about a person just through eye contact. The "real men" on the right show us how cowardly they really are. Ukraine does not deserve this.
February 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This f'n guy will do anything to stay out of prison. Consider them extremely dangerous.
February 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
(ELON MUSK) Act: Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy

Basically you can't have access to the US Treasury if you hold a government contract. Pretty basic common sense stuff mElon.

www.politico.com/live-updates...
New Democratic bill targets Elon Musk
Rep. Mark Pocan's ELON MUSK Act takes aim at the billionaire's federal contracts.
www.politico.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The picture of when Trump announced "We will take over Gaza."

Pictured here is Susy Wiles, trumps chief of staff who helped get him elected.

She is the latest in a long line of fools who has enabled the pain and suffering caused by this buffoon. I blame every single one of them as much as him.
February 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If we are just renaming stuff whatever we want now, this is how it's going to be.
January 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We got ourselves a real 'who wore it better' situation in DC.

Make sure you get your totally legit $Melania coin or whatever.

These people are not like us.
January 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Mark Zuckerberg perving out on Mrs. Amazon at trump's inaug. I wonder what he does with all of our data? Shit. (Say shit like they do from the wire though)
January 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣
January 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
On Petey Hegseth's confirmation hearing today with the US Senate:

"Who amongst us cans say that they have not done their job as a Senator blackout drunk? WHOOOM?" -Mark Wayne Mullins

Grab em by their behavior.
January 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
www.reuters.com/technology/c...

Billionaires are not a good thing. Having a person capable of buying your company and ruining it on a whim is not a good thing.
China mulls potential sale of TikTok US to Musk, Bloomberg News reports
Chinese officials are mulling a potential option that involves the sale of TikTok's U.S. operations to Elon Musk if the company fails to fend off a potential ban, Bloomberg News reported on Monday, citing people familiar with the matter.
www.reuters.com
January 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Senator Robert Marshall, R-Kansas, represents only 2.9 million people (out of 330 million total US citizens, or less than 1% of our country).

Parroting talking points about poor healthcare being a moral failing. He can go fuck himself.
GOP Senator Blames Americans for Most of Their Health Problems
Republican Sen. Roger Marshall said "70 percent of your health outcomes are determined by you" as his party prepares to gut health care protections.
www.rollingstone.com
January 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Don't pretend to love 'Murica unless you can get down with my new maps.

Grocery prices are going to be dropping faster than a space laser in July.

You see the plan is to... uhh... get cheap groceries by doing this.

My personal favorite it "Bra-merica"
January 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Get home soon, so you can do the important egg price dropping work ...like... uhh.... picking just the right font for the "Gulf of America" signs.
January 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Little Sweety Teddy getting ready for his big plans!
January 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
We lived through this guy once, but you just forget how stupid he really is.
January 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
December 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Over on Dead-Twitter, President Elonia is taking privileges away from his useful idiots that are disagreeing with him now.

The thing that started it was H-1B visas for cheaper foreign labor. Turned into an argument about, "Why not train domestic labor?"

Gee... I wonder what party wanted that?
December 27, 2024 at 11:52 AM
My smart Uncle told me Jeff Bezos is marrying this alien Lauren Sanchez, and spending $600,000,000 to do so while workers at his warehouses strike for living wages and workplace safety.

Mr. Jeff let them eat Cake Bezos, you better wisen up while you still can. You need to share with your workers.
December 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Found in the wild on Facebook.

These people really think they are fighting a war for Christmas.

Over 5000 people seen this, and though, "Hell yeah! This is what people in my community need to see today! For American Jesus!"
December 20, 2024 at 11:16 PM