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Johnny O 🇨🇦 🤘
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Reader (horror, crime, speculative), writer, hiker, fun-lover, Niagara Falls (ON) resident, music/film/comedy/TV enthusiast. Federal Agent.
Frankly, I hope it's a Canadian that does the world a favour.

(yeah, "favour" is spelled with a "u", assholes)

The Earth needs a Lee Gordie Oswald.
July 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Disparity in engagement between platforms:

I posted a little story about a Val Kilmer encounter I once had on both Threads and Bluesky. I have 125 followers on Bluesky, and I got one like on the story. I have 40 followers on Threads and the story got 100,000 views and 2000 likes. Algo? Bots?
April 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I was a movie theatre manager for a long time. Once, in 1998 or 1999, I was working at my cinema in downtown Toronto. I arrived at work late on a Friday night (tardy), in the middle of a rush. I went the office and the phone was ringing off the hook. I answered it and a woman asked for the manager.
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Who are five writers currently making you think about how you write?

S.A. Cosby
M.W. Craven
Megan Abbott
Keith Rosson
Percival Everett
Who are five writers currently making you think about how you write?

Samuel R. Delany
Michael Chabon
Jack Finney
Mary Renault
Peter S. Beagle
March 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
From the "shit site". Entitled much?
March 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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It's easy to end the reign of terror AI has in creator's lives right now.

DON'T USE AI.

It's super simple.

Just don't use it. Don't destroy the lives of creators to play a silly game. Don't do it.
March 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
In stories about time travel, the proposition of going back in time to kill Hitler before he came to power often pops up.

Why are we all waiting for future time travelers to come back and save us?
March 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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IF YOU FOUND YOUR NOVEL IN THE LIBGEN DATABASE, YOU MAY BE A CLASS MEMBER FOR THE KADREY ET AL V. META PLATFORMS CLASS ACTION

Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:

Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 mb@buttericklaw.com
March 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The downfall of modern society did not begin with the advent of social media.

It began when game show contestants went from being regular, everyday folks to shrieking, over-the-top, irritating attention-whore clowns.
March 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
1) Today's my birthday and you know what? I am sick of the unrelenting shitstorm the world has become. All scrolling is now doomscrolling. It's making me barf.

So I'm going to post about books.

This first books-post is about the books of @rossonkeith (in the order that I read them)

Check it out:
March 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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"meticulously researched, with an appealing what-the-heck wildness"
Book Review: ‘Funny Because It’s True,’ by Christine Wenc (Gift Article)
In “Funny Because It’s True,” Christine Wenc offers an idiosyncratic history of The Onion, the publication that made the media its chief satirical target.
www.nytimes.com
March 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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This Bluesky post serves no other purpose than to give me something I can embed on torontomike.com since I can't seem to embed my feed.

So follow me on Bluesky at bsky.app/profile/toro... and let the good times roll.
Toronto Mike
A Toronto blog and podcast about all sorts of things with a Toronto-centric aftertaste.
torontomike.com
March 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
As a form of protest, any time I encounter an ATM that says "checking" instead of "chequing", I'm going to beat the shit out of it.
March 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The bad guys have steamrolled in just 6 short weeks. It's going to get a lot worse unless the bad guys start dropping like flies. When flies are pestering you, you don't wait for them to expire naturally. You swat them. You smush them into fucking paste. It needs to happen NOW.
March 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Youuuuu are the losers, my friends
And you'llllll keep on losing, 'til he's dead
Oh you are the losers
YOU are the losers
No time for winning
Cuz you are the losers....

Of the world

🖕
February 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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How ‘bout no.
See also: get fucked.
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm taking comfort in that age-old saying:

"What they did to Saddam Hussein can also happen to Trump and Musk and every Nazi MAGA asshole."
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What a massively stupid fucking time we live in. Incalculably dumb.
President-elect Trump and his family on Friday started selling a new cryptocurrency token, a potentially lucrative new business that ethics experts assailed as a blatant effort to cash in on the presidency. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/u...
January 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Gulf of America, huh?

I'm sure that will take off just like Freedom Fries did.

Shitheads.
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It'd be cool to find out that Canada has a secret dark ops unit that takes out active threat targets.
January 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Consider me shocked down to my ice skates that Donald Trump wants to grab Canada by the poutine.

Canada hates you, Trump. HATES. We all just want you to expire like a 4 month old bag of milk. And the good news is: some day, you will!
January 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Nosferatu. Takes place in Germany in the 1800s.

Why does everyone have a British accent?
January 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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The state of media for Americans is so completely broken
I want to watch TV coverage of the live fall of the Syrian regime.

CNN is airing a Giuliani documentary, Fox News has a comedian joking about Canada, MSNBC a documentary about migrants

So I turned on BBC,which is breathlessly switching between Syria, South Korea demonstrations, and Ghana election
December 8, 2024 at 3:46 AM
We went to see Morrissey a couple of weeks ago here in Niagara Falls. There was no opening act. Instead, there was a pre-show comprised of an eclectic mix of music videos. Many were familiar to me (Iggy & The Stooges, Bowie, The Runaways), and some not. One of them that came up got my attention...
December 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM