Johnny O 🇨🇦 🤘
@johnnyo71.bsky.social
Reader (horror, crime, speculative), writer, hiker, fun-lover, Niagara Falls (ON) resident, music/film/comedy/TV enthusiast. Federal Agent.
I'm guessing you somehow made this guy lose his balloon...? If so shame!
September 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm guessing you somehow made this guy lose his balloon...? If so shame!
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
September 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Nice! I saw them in Toronto last Saturday. Great show!
August 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Nice! I saw them in Toronto last Saturday. Great show!
It was kinda making me sick the way the media was ginning up bullshit for clicks over this.
June 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It was kinda making me sick the way the media was ginning up bullshit for clicks over this.
Sonofagun. I may have to suspend my "not entering the U.S." thing for a day for this.
June 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sonofagun. I may have to suspend my "not entering the U.S." thing for a day for this.
Amazing photo! Are those the same buildings they used on the Zeppelin PHYSICAL GRAFFITI album?
May 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Amazing photo! Are those the same buildings they used on the Zeppelin PHYSICAL GRAFFITI album?
I love him on these Family Feud episodes. He and Richard Dawson have some kind of...thing going on.
May 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I love him on these Family Feud episodes. He and Richard Dawson have some kind of...thing going on.
I was thrilled by this announcement! It's gonna be coooool (scary).
April 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was thrilled by this announcement! It's gonna be coooool (scary).
I'm going to punch my chest and disappear in a crowd.
April 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm going to punch my chest and disappear in a crowd.
And guess where lotions and baskets are made? Not in the U.S.! Gonna be paying a lot more for that shit!
April 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
And guess where lotions and baskets are made? Not in the U.S.! Gonna be paying a lot more for that shit!
It was a little after niiiiiiiiine
April 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It was a little after niiiiiiiiine
There were a few obviously actual people that commented and battered that could not have been bots. But the "views"....yeah.
April 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
There were a few obviously actual people that commented and battered that could not have been bots. But the "views"....yeah.
Obama made a couple of jokes about him.
April 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Obama made a couple of jokes about him.
"Hello Val Kilmer," I said. "You see that guy up behind you waving like an idiot? That's me."
He came up, we exchanged 'how ya doin's', and I led him up to his show.
The miracle was: whoever ACTUALLY had a ticket for that seat never showed up, so I didn't catch shit and it all worked out!
RIP VK.
He came up, we exchanged 'how ya doin's', and I led him up to his show.
The miracle was: whoever ACTUALLY had a ticket for that seat never showed up, so I didn't catch shit and it all worked out!
RIP VK.
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Hello Val Kilmer," I said. "You see that guy up behind you waving like an idiot? That's me."
He came up, we exchanged 'how ya doin's', and I led him up to his show.
The miracle was: whoever ACTUALLY had a ticket for that seat never showed up, so I didn't catch shit and it all worked out!
RIP VK.
He came up, we exchanged 'how ya doin's', and I led him up to his show.
The miracle was: whoever ACTUALLY had a ticket for that seat never showed up, so I didn't catch shit and it all worked out!
RIP VK.
"Hello?"
"Hi, is this John?"
"It is."
"Hi, this is Val Kilmer."
"Hi, is this John?"
"It is."
"Hi, this is Val Kilmer."
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Hello?"
"Hi, is this John?"
"It is."
"Hi, this is Val Kilmer."
"Hi, is this John?"
"It is."
"Hi, this is Val Kilmer."
"...I don't care if they have a ticket. I'll deal with it, but keep the seat empty". I then went down the side stairs and waited outside, up the ramp from the entrance. A cab pulled up. A dude in a bucket hat got out. He's on his phone. My phone starts ringing. I don't recognize the number.
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"...I don't care if they have a ticket. I'll deal with it, but keep the seat empty". I then went down the side stairs and waited outside, up the ramp from the entrance. A cab pulled up. A dude in a bucket hat got out. He's on his phone. My phone starts ringing. I don't recognize the number.
I then went to the box office to print up a ticket for him to save the seat, and I found that that damn film had sold out like an hour ago. And there are only 20 seats in there! I went to the usher in charge of that aud., pointed at a seat in the back that was empty and said: "NO ONE sits there...
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I then went to the box office to print up a ticket for him to save the seat, and I found that that damn film had sold out like an hour ago. And there are only 20 seats in there! I went to the usher in charge of that aud., pointed at a seat in the back that was empty and said: "NO ONE sits there...
I said: "No kidding! Well, you tell Mr. Kilmer to take a cab to the Bay St entrance. Here's my cell number. Tell him to call me when he gets here, and I'll meet him outside and lead him up the side stairs. They come out right at his auditorium. No one will see him." "Perfect!"
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I said: "No kidding! Well, you tell Mr. Kilmer to take a cab to the Bay St entrance. Here's my cell number. Tell him to call me when he gets here, and I'll meet him outside and lead him up the side stairs. They come out right at his auditorium. No one will see him." "Perfect!"
"Oh! It's Val Kilmer"
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Oh! It's Val Kilmer"
"Are you saying you would like me to reserve a seat for them?" "Oh yes, could you do that?" I said: "I suppose so." The woman then asked if there was a way said person could get into the cinema without being recognized. At that point I said: "Who are we talking about, anyway?" The woman said:
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Are you saying you would like me to reserve a seat for them?" "Oh yes, could you do that?" I said: "I suppose so." The woman then asked if there was a way said person could get into the cinema without being recognized. At that point I said: "Who are we talking about, anyway?" The woman said:
I explained that yes, it's in the regular auditorium at 7:40, but it's in the VIP Room at 7pm. (this cinema was the first in Canada to have four small, "VIP" rooms of about 20 seats, with reserved seating and wait staff). The woman said: "Oh great! So...is that ok?" I said: "What are you asking?"
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I explained that yes, it's in the regular auditorium at 7:40, but it's in the VIP Room at 7pm. (this cinema was the first in Canada to have four small, "VIP" rooms of about 20 seats, with reserved seating and wait staff). The woman said: "Oh great! So...is that ok?" I said: "What are you asking?"
I said: "That's me!" She said she was So-and So from Such and Such Concierge Company, and they have a VIP who wanted to come see That Movie (I cannot remember what flick it was). She says: "Is that ok?" I said: "Fine with me," not knowing what they wanted, exactly. They said: "It's at 7pm, right?"
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I said: "That's me!" She said she was So-and So from Such and Such Concierge Company, and they have a VIP who wanted to come see That Movie (I cannot remember what flick it was). She says: "Is that ok?" I said: "Fine with me," not knowing what they wanted, exactly. They said: "It's at 7pm, right?"