I swear by the rule that the better a mechanic's customer service is the more likely they are to rip you off.

Just got back from a mechanic where the technician said five words to me "Probably heat shield." & "Heat shield." He didn't bother charging me or explaining that he fixed it.

I've decided that I need a normal person hobby, so I'm messing around with amateur photography.

Do I know what I'm doing? No.

Are they objectively good? probably not.

But, I'm enjoying myself.

Well, I'm officially at the age where getting a new phone goes from being exciting to downright infuriating.

I have ranted to three different people about my missing headphones jack and it's only been like 2 hours.

Of the many flaws of mass effect 3's ending, the funniest one that I discovered today is that if you take a potshot at the hologram it'll automatically give you the everyone dies ending without warning.

I've always been a last minute Christmas shopper and it's always worked out. 15 years and counting of doing it all between the 20th-24th🎁🫡

Lifehack: if you're having a meal with family/friends who have a kid between the ages of like 1-3, you'll probably finish eating before the kid's halfway done. If you say "let me take the kid so you can eat in peace." They will take ya up on it and will be willing to kill on your behalf.

This is a skill I will never find an actual application for, but I am deeply happy that I can now unpin and repin a lock without destroying it.

We really need to get this poor guy off Twitter.

Got a good run in and weightlifting session in for the first time in a few weeks!

That's Johnny: 1
Depression: [Checks notes] ...Oh no [Flips page] ...Oh God no.

It's a start.

When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.

I'm not going back to X. I've seen new people posts list so I'll blindly follow their lead. I'm all about:
-DnD
-Video games
- Useless fun facts
-Lockpicking
- Marinating in a political echo chamber that encourages empathy while giving me weirdly strong opinions on things like heat pumps.