The bar they aim for is so low and they still miss it by a mile. They should be a perfectly mediocre fast food experience, but they can't even accomplish that.

I loved the first and am pumped for the second. I think the review embargo drops tomorrow so I'm waiting for that to pre-order out of am abundance of caution.

Okay, so we cut out the middleman by slashing sanitation and pest control services. The abundance of rats will let the cowpox spread freely and save us the hassle of having to deal with pus.

No no no. Ya take the pus from the utter of a cow with cowpox. It's much safer that way.

Alzward has a great comic regarding this.

Look, if you can find a better explanation for how someone could have possibly predicted that a 72 year old and 73 year old would eventually have health issues I'd be happy to hear it. Until then I'm going with the logical answer: a covert military operation that can predict the future.

To be frank, they should have at least tried physical therapy for a few weeks before escalating to calling and ambulance.

The monetization plan is definitely giving me pause. On X the easiest way to farm engagement was to just say the dumbest/most vile things you could and rake in the money when thousands of people called you an idiot.

Craig, you're a successful writer and the father of two adult children. Get yourself a neck tattoo, you've earned it.

Anything consumed between the hours of 12-4 AM is between you and good. Call it what you like.

The Mass Effect series will always hold a special place in my heart particularly #2.

As for the game I'm looking forward to the most, it's easily Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. I am unreasonably hopeful that Warhorse will finally get to make the masterpiece that they wanted the original to be.

I believe this is called the Tumblr defense.

It's hard to articulate this without sounding condescending, but that's probably the main reason he won. Tons of voters don't follow politics. They know things were cheaper under Trump so they voted for him. They have no idea how he'll bring prices down and are very wrong, but their vote counts too.

That's great! I'm sure I'll sell ya on the wonderful world of heat pumps at some point (it's and air conditioner that you can put in reverse!)

Well it won't be the loss of American consumers that hurt them, at least first. It'll be the trade wars he starts. Plenty of countries will respond with tariffs of their own, so we'll end up less competitive in the international market.