johnny neiman
@johnnyneiman.bsky.social
I make films, play punk rock, and try to pass as a human being
It's our time. Come over and watch some weird ass movies
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It's our time. Come over and watch some weird ass movies
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work is capitalist propaganda
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
work is capitalist propaganda
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Florida Republicans are now selling concentration camp merch.
Absolutely vile and indefensibly repugnant.
Absolutely vile and indefensibly repugnant.
June 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Florida Republicans are now selling concentration camp merch.
Absolutely vile and indefensibly repugnant.
Absolutely vile and indefensibly repugnant.
Ruh-roh...Daddy's gone down the pipeline
June 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ruh-roh...Daddy's gone down the pipeline
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Someone talk me out of (or not) buying an AR-15...
June 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Someone talk me out of (or not) buying an AR-15...
"You're not the heart of darkness, you're a grilled cheese with a sucked dick."
June 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"You're not the heart of darkness, you're a grilled cheese with a sucked dick."
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they should make a being alive that isn't so painful
May 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
they should make a being alive that isn't so painful
I genuinely forgot that "moderates" existed until I got back on dating apps 🙃 fucking crazy my dude
May 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I genuinely forgot that "moderates" existed until I got back on dating apps 🙃 fucking crazy my dude
Seriously soooo hyped for this show with my best friend @swampmonsterrose.bsky.social and other kickass folk punk artists!
Doing a folk punk set with @johnnyneiman.bsky.social in Erie on May 17 :3
April 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Seriously soooo hyped for this show with my best friend @swampmonsterrose.bsky.social and other kickass folk punk artists!
The singular phrase that I say more than any other combination of words in my favorite colors? Feels like @abetterway2a.bsky.social made this patch specifically for me 👀
April 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The singular phrase that I say more than any other combination of words in my favorite colors? Feels like @abetterway2a.bsky.social made this patch specifically for me 👀
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For those not aware: an FFL can deny a firearms transfer if the buyer's invoice and/or credit card doesn’t match their government-issued ID. This can throw a wrench in firearms purchases for folks who may be in the middle of a name change or haven't updated all of their documentation yet.
April 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
For those not aware: an FFL can deny a firearms transfer if the buyer's invoice and/or credit card doesn’t match their government-issued ID. This can throw a wrench in firearms purchases for folks who may be in the middle of a name change or haven't updated all of their documentation yet.
Sooo stoked to play this kickass show with my best friend and other stellar musicians!
Doing a folk punk set with @johnnyneiman.bsky.social in Erie on May 17 :3
April 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Sooo stoked to play this kickass show with my best friend and other stellar musicians!
Boy howdy. You know we're really fucking cooked when Republicans are driving electric vehicles and peddling the line that "money is nothing more than digital ones and zeroes." (Verbatim quote) 🤠
April 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Boy howdy. You know we're really fucking cooked when Republicans are driving electric vehicles and peddling the line that "money is nothing more than digital ones and zeroes." (Verbatim quote) 🤠
Firearm numero dos: CZ P-10 C. So stoked!
March 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Firearm numero dos: CZ P-10 C. So stoked!
[Except, you know - it would be the side giving people healthcare, housing, and a liveable wage while throwing literal Nazis in prison for sedition and treason.] So we can't just assume the better nature that there will be some type of moral reckoning by the people who voted for this. Yeehaw! 🤠
March 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
[Except, you know - it would be the side giving people healthcare, housing, and a liveable wage while throwing literal Nazis in prison for sedition and treason.] So we can't just assume the better nature that there will be some type of moral reckoning by the people who voted for this. Yeehaw! 🤠
And I gotta be honest: if someone on MY side came into power, overhauled everything, and shut out their political opponents forever - I'd be pretty fucking stoked too.
March 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
And I gotta be honest: if someone on MY side came into power, overhauled everything, and shut out their political opponents forever - I'd be pretty fucking stoked too.
I love the commitment to civility and protocol held by most liberal voters, as though they're calling out every single "gotcha" moment that the GOP does something illegal or commits a double standard. As though there's gonna be a "Swiper, no swiping!" situation.
March 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I love the commitment to civility and protocol held by most liberal voters, as though they're calling out every single "gotcha" moment that the GOP does something illegal or commits a double standard. As though there's gonna be a "Swiper, no swiping!" situation.
Creamy lemon truffle penne!
[Not pictured: blood from zesting my hand open. *whoops*]
[Not pictured: blood from zesting my hand open. *whoops*]
March 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Creamy lemon truffle penne!
[Not pictured: blood from zesting my hand open. *whoops*]
[Not pictured: blood from zesting my hand open. *whoops*]
You know how when you get your first tattoo and you all of a sudden manically want 80,000 tattoos? Boy howdy does the same principle apply to shooting my gun for the first time 🤠
March 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You know how when you get your first tattoo and you all of a sudden manically want 80,000 tattoos? Boy howdy does the same principle apply to shooting my gun for the first time 🤠
Daily headline mad-lib:
Republican [congressman/senator/governor] behind draconian law against [immigrants/trans persons/BIPOC/women] arrested for raping [1-13] year old child.
Literally happening every single fucking day.
Republican [congressman/senator/governor] behind draconian law against [immigrants/trans persons/BIPOC/women] arrested for raping [1-13] year old child.
Literally happening every single fucking day.
March 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Daily headline mad-lib:
Republican [congressman/senator/governor] behind draconian law against [immigrants/trans persons/BIPOC/women] arrested for raping [1-13] year old child.
Literally happening every single fucking day.
Republican [congressman/senator/governor] behind draconian law against [immigrants/trans persons/BIPOC/women] arrested for raping [1-13] year old child.
Literally happening every single fucking day.
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