johnny neiman
@johnnyneiman.bsky.social
I make films, play punk rock, and try to pass as a human being
Ruh-roh...Daddy's gone down the pipeline
June 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ruh-roh...Daddy's gone down the pipeline
The singular phrase that I say more than any other combination of words in my favorite colors? Feels like @abetterway2a.bsky.social made this patch specifically for me 👀
April 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The singular phrase that I say more than any other combination of words in my favorite colors? Feels like @abetterway2a.bsky.social made this patch specifically for me 👀
Firearm numero dos: CZ P-10 C. So stoked!
March 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Firearm numero dos: CZ P-10 C. So stoked!
Creamy lemon truffle penne!
[Not pictured: blood from zesting my hand open. *whoops*]
[Not pictured: blood from zesting my hand open. *whoops*]
March 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Creamy lemon truffle penne!
[Not pictured: blood from zesting my hand open. *whoops*]
[Not pictured: blood from zesting my hand open. *whoops*]
When you're writing a new horror screenplay but it's all in steno and voice memo form and you need to transcribe it all to Google Doc 👀
February 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
When you're writing a new horror screenplay but it's all in steno and voice memo form and you need to transcribe it all to Google Doc 👀
Saltburn (2023)
February 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Saltburn (2023)
Today's glimmer: my favorite author, @adamgnade.bsky.social, sent me some books as well as a heartfelt handwritten note. It means more to me than you know. 🖤
February 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Today's glimmer: my favorite author, @adamgnade.bsky.social, sent me some books as well as a heartfelt handwritten note. It means more to me than you know. 🖤
This is the most helpful thing I've seen recently.
January 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the most helpful thing I've seen recently.
Happy 4th birthday to the silliest little buzzard in these here parts 🤠
January 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Happy 4th birthday to the silliest little buzzard in these here parts 🤠
Rough cut of my new film complete. Trailer coming very soon. Who wanna do a watch party? 👀
January 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Rough cut of my new film complete. Trailer coming very soon. Who wanna do a watch party? 👀
He thinks he's sooo fuckin sneaky
January 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He thinks he's sooo fuckin sneaky
Imagine having the audacity to siphon all of my heathen ass data only to spit this bullshit back at me. [re: facebook / the broligarchs]
January 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Imagine having the audacity to siphon all of my heathen ass data only to spit this bullshit back at me. [re: facebook / the broligarchs]
Life is suffering, shit is fucked up, and the world is burning. But! It's a kickass week for movies, and movies bring me joy. Scraping up those little glimmers is what make life beautiful sometimes. Cheers.
January 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Life is suffering, shit is fucked up, and the world is burning. But! It's a kickass week for movies, and movies bring me joy. Scraping up those little glimmers is what make life beautiful sometimes. Cheers.